Mom Jeans
Hoof Hearted Brewing

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From:
Hoof Hearted Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
Sweet / Milk Stout
Ranked #187
ABV:
8%
Score:
91
Ranked #6,349
Avg:
4.11 | pDev: 6.57%
Reviews:
20
Ratings:
116
Status:
Active
Rated:
Dec 09, 2023
Added:
Nov 15, 2014
Wants:
  4
Gots:
  12
Double Milk Stout

Ever wondered what your favorite stout would taste like if it was wearing silk pajamas? Well the wait is over, Mom Jeans was brewed with malted oats and lactose sugar to insure a creamy, sumptuous, saxually mouth coating flavor. Notes of malted milk chocolate & coffee are delivered as smoothly as if Toto was jamming "Rosanna" in your mouth.
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Rated: 4.12 by Taenim from Maine

Dec 09, 2023
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Rated by Otter-the-Beer-Man from Maryland

3.82/5  rDev -7.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75
Lots of coffee going on here. Maybe too much for a non coffee drinker like myself.
Aug 13, 2023
 
Rated: 3.83 by crobinso from Colorado

Aug 12, 2023
 
Rated: 4.12 by robotic_being from Illinois

Sep 29, 2020
 
Rated: 4.5 by The_Beer_Guru from New York

Aug 27, 2020
 
Rated: 4.33 by DruC4 from Michigan

Aug 24, 2020
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Reviewed by fountainofyouth from District of Columbia

4.41/5  rDev +7.3%
look: 5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Poured from a can into a pint glass.

Appearance: One of the darkest beers I've ever seen -- oily black. Large medium-brown head.

Smell: Sweet dark malt, coffee grounds, piney hops. Pleasant.

Taste: Yummy. Dark roasty coffee that leads but is not overpowering -- accompanied by some malt sweetness and a bit of lactose. Pretty well balanced, maybe on the bitter end for some. The flavor doesn't linger, making it surprisingly sessionable.

Feel: Creamy and sugary. Slightly dry finish from the coffee.

Overall: Very well done. A great example of the style.
Aug 20, 2020
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Reviewed by dbrauneis from North Carolina

4.17/5  rDev +1.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
A: Pours an opaque yet still clear thick viscous jet black in color with moderate amounts of fine active visible carbonation rising slowly along the edges of the glass and faint dark coal brown + dark chestnut brown + dark garnet red colored highlights. The beer has a four finger tall dense fizzy sudsy foamy dark mocha head that slowly reduces to a medium to large sized patch of thin film covering a little more than 45% of the surface of the beer and a thin ring at the edges of the glass. Light amounts of lacing are observed.

S: Slightly stronger than moderate aromas of roasted + chocolate + oat + toasted + caramel malts with a slightly heavier than moderate amount of lactose sweetness. Moderate aromas of milk chocolate + coffee and just a hint of earthy hops.

T: Upfront there are moderate to strong flavors of roasted + chocolate + oat + toasted + caramel malts with a slightly heavier than moderate amount of lactose sweetness. That is followed by moderate flavors of milk chocolate + malted milk balls + coffee as well as a hint of vanilla. Finally there are hints of earthy hops. Light to moderate amounts of roasty bitterness which are quickly overtaken by the lingering lactose sweetness.

M: Slightly heavier than medium bodied with moderate amounts of carbonation. Smooth, almost creamy.

O: Drinks quite easily considering the sweetness + strength/ABV and the alcohol is well hidden. Very enjoyable and the flavors/aromas of the chocolate + coffee + malts + lactose come together quite nicely.
Aug 12, 2020
 
Rated: 3.94 by 22Blue from Kansas

Aug 08, 2020
 
Rated: 4.32 by 322wingedfoot from Pennsylvania

Aug 02, 2020
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Reviewed by mellonsm from Pennsylvania

4.61/5  rDev +12.2%
look: 5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75
Exactly how you want a double milk stout to look...black at night with beautiful chocolate lacing.
The vanilla overwhelms the coffee in the smell and taste. Much more of a sweet swell than bitter coffee.
Same with the taste. The coffee is very subtle. Strong stout flavor on the way in and vanilla on the exhale.
Really smooth. Really great stout. I can't wait to have another.
Aug 02, 2020
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Reviewed by flagmantho from Washington

4.31/5  rDev +4.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Poured from 16oz tall can into my BeerAdvocate teku.

Appearance: completely opaque rich dark black-brown hue with a thick finger of frothy but compact brown foam atop. I'm a sucker for a beer like this; it's beautiful.

Smell: quite sweet, but with a very nice roasty aroma. There's plenty of coffee in the mix, along with a nice little shot of vanilla. It's good, and you know, it's pretty much what it says on the tin -- coffee & vanilla.

Taste: deeply malty, with a good roast. The coffee comes through very well, in a nicely balanced fashion. The vanilla is more subdued, and I appreciate it. Additionally, the malt has just a hint of some dusty, dark, date & tobacco flavors, which I absolutely love in a dark beer. So -- kudos! It's darn good!

Mouthfeel: medium body with a good carbonation; it's very creamy and very nearly silky smooth. Great.

Overall: this beer really appeals to me on a lot of levels. It's got the good complexity that a quad or imperial stout should have, and it's not even quite imperial strength (as stouts go, anyway). A well-crafted treat.
Jul 24, 2020
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Reviewed by zeff80 from Missouri

4.12/5  rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
16oz can. Poured out an opaque, jet-black color with a very large, brown head of bubbly foam. It left sticky rings of lace on the glass. It smelled of rich, milk chocolate, vanilla and light roasted coffee. Sweet chocolate taste with a balance of vanilla and coffee.
Jul 23, 2020
 
Rated: 3.88 by DVMin98 from North Carolina

Jul 19, 2020
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Reviewed by avalon07 from South Carolina

3.83/5  rDev -6.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75
L: Poured from a tallboy can to a pint glass. Had a deep, dark brown color and a thick, opaque consistency. There was a quarter inch of foamy, tan-colored head that lasts an average amount of time. Not much lacing, though.

S: A pretty good, but not spectacular, aroma of chocolate, cream, roasted malt, coffee, and lactose.

T: Tasted of a bit of cream (a nicely subtle presence), some milk chocolate (sweet, but could've used more), a little lactose (more than expected), a bit of coffee (less than expected), and a lot of roasted malt (present throughout). This is a solid flavor, but it needs a bit more oomph in its ingredients. Not bad, though.

F: A below average amount of carbonation with a smooth, dry finish. Medium-bodied.

O: An uneven, but still likable, beer. Worth a try.
Jul 16, 2020
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Reviewed by metter98 from New York

4.18/5  rDev +1.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
A: The beer is jet black in color. It poured with a quarter finger high dark tan head that gradually died down, leaving a thin collar around the edge of the glass and some delicate lacing on the surface.
S: Moderate aromas of dark and chocolate malts are present in the nose along with notes of coffee.
T: The taste has flavors of dark chocolate malts with notes of lactose and hints of coffee. The hops contribute a faint amount of bitterness but mostly serve to balance the sweetness of the malts and lactose.
M: It feels a bit more than medium-bodied and very smooth on the palate with a moderate amount of carbonation.
O: I liked the silky smooth mouthfeel of this beer and all of the chocolatey and lactose flavors. It is quite drinkable because no traces of alcohol are perceptible in the taste.

Serving type: can
Jul 11, 2020
 
Rated: 4.42 by jpd026 from New York

Jul 08, 2020
 
Rated: 4.15 by Monkeyknife from Missouri

Jul 05, 2020
 
Rated: 4.25 by paulish from New York

Mar 24, 2020
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Reviewed by bluejacket74 from Ohio

4.24/5  rDev +3.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
16 ounce can, canned on 11/11/2019, big thanks to Brutaltruth for this! Served in a Hoof Hearted Teku, the beer pours dark brown/black with a huge tan head that took a while to settle down. Good amount of lacing. I like the aroma, the brew smells like chocolate, vanilla, coffee, and roasted malt. Taste is similar to the aroma, but there's also the addition of some cream and burnt/charred malt flavors too. It's a tasty sweeter stout that has a good amount of coffee too. Mouthfeel/body is medium/full, it's slick and creamy with a moderate amount of carbonation. Definitely worth trying this, I know I'd like to drink this one again in the future!
Feb 29, 2020
Mom Jeans from Hoof Hearted Brewing
Beer rating: 91 out of 100 with 116 ratings