Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: ThatsThatDude on 05-09-2014
We see you on the Internet, pixelated and hungry for attention.
You just posted a selfie, and can't wait for the validation.
But not this time.
This selfie is going to cost you a punch in the nuts and a loss of self-worth.
We discovered that our honey IPA is a natural duck face repellent.
Citric and dry, with a delightful addition of honey.
Redeem yourself, wiener.
Following our four easy steps in the only known cure for the selfie pandemic.