Selfies Are For Wieners
Spiteful Brewing

Selfies Are For WienersSelfies Are For Wieners
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From:
Spiteful Brewing
 
Illinois, United States
Style:
Imperial IPA
ABV:
9.4%
Score:
94
Avg:
4.26 | pDev: 8.69%
Reviews:
12
Ratings:
91
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Feb 08, 2019
Added:
May 09, 2014
Wants:
  16
Gots:
  9
We see you on the Internet, pixelated and hungry for attention.
You just posted a selfie, and can't wait for the validation.
"Beautiful."
"HOTT."
"SEXY."
But not this time.
This selfie is going to cost you a punch in the nuts and a loss of self-worth.
We discovered that our honey IPA is a natural duck face repellent.
Citric and dry, with a delightful addition of honey.
Redeem yourself, wiener.
Following our four easy steps in the only known cure for the selfie pandemic.
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Ratings by brians52:
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Rated by brians52 from Virginia

4.25/5  rDev -0.2%

Nov 14, 2014
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Reviewed by zeff80 from Missouri

4.06/5  rDev -4.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
16oz can. Poured out a clear, golden color with a small, white head of foam. It smelled of pine, sweet toasted caramel and citrus. Strong malt character with sweet toffee. Piney bitterness with a citrusy kick.
Feb 08, 2019
 
Rated: 4.5 by Rbardy from Illinois

Nov 19, 2018
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Reviewed by ChicagoJ from Illinois

3.95/5  rDev -7.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
10/14/18 (Chicago): 8.4% ABV $8 10 oz flute pour at Spiteful Brewery. Golden tan pour, mild carbonation, light quickly dissipating head w/ substantial lacing. Sharp hop aroma mix, sweet and bitter, citrus and centennial. Very nice. Nice blended taste, consistent with aroma, bitter dry mouth feel, smooth texture, easy drinking. Overall very good pour.
Nov 11, 2018
 
Rated: 3.82 by Eman17 from Illinois

Oct 21, 2018
 
Rated: 4.35 by ssimpson89 from Illinois

Oct 14, 2018
 
Rated: 4.28 by mush from Illinois

Sep 30, 2018
 
Rated: 3.88 by BeerLover99 from Illinois

Sep 28, 2018
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Reviewed by GuyFawkes from Illinois

2.99/5  rDev -29.8%
look: 2.75 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3
Canned 9/5/18; drank 9/22/18 @ the Yarchives.

See-through urine appearance.

A violent pour yielded a nice, noisy eggshell head; a thick curtain of lace.

Caramel, pine & watermelon jolly rancher notes in the nose.

Medium thick mouthfeel.

Pine & grapefruit flavors up front; baking soda & faint watermelon jolly rancher notes on the finish.

Old-model IPA boredom that is mild enough to be drinkable. Pass.
Sep 23, 2018
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Rated by chicagocraft from Illinois

5/5  rDev +17.4%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5
World Class!
Sep 21, 2018
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Reviewed by REVZEB from Illinois

4.24/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Had on tap. Really found this dipa to be fascinating in two ways, one in how the cloying honey sweetness went so nicely with the tropical hops and fruits, and two how it was so drinkable, even with plenty of hops and a 9.4 abv. The tropical fruits, pineapple, star fruit, papaya, guava, and maybe even some dragon fruit, all come forward on the taste and smell. Has a malty grain backbone that lets the sweet notes shine. Nice work
Jul 30, 2018
 
Rated: 4.4 by Chuckdiesel24 from Illinois

Jun 06, 2018
 
Rated: 4 by stortore from Illinois

May 27, 2018
 
Rated: 3.26 by Bammer21 from Illinois

Apr 18, 2017
 
Rated: 3.78 by kidzord from Illinois

Sep 02, 2016
 
Rated: 3.98 by 22Blue from Kansas

Aug 22, 2016
 
Rated: 4.36 by NorthSideSean from Illinois

Feb 24, 2016
 
Rated: 4.33 by mikepcarney from Ohio

Jan 19, 2016
 
Rated: 4.53 by gholmes from Pennsylvania

Jan 18, 2016
 
Rated: 3.91 by robgage from Pennsylvania

Jan 17, 2016
Selfies Are For Wieners from Spiteful Brewing
Beer rating: 94 out of 100 with 91 ratings