Coors Light - Coors Brewing Company
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Ratings: 3,726 | Reviews: 1,131 | Display Reviews Only:
Reviews by porter17:
1/5 rDev -50.2%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
This is it! The worst beer I have ever had (not counting contaminated or spoiled beer. Though even then, it comes close). This beer is piss yellow, smells like the underside of a dirty mop and tastes...like the underside of a dirty mop...or maybe like the piss yellow color it resembles. Anyway, it is so watered down, that I can't even get a buzz off of it, wind up spending all my time in the bathroom and it makes me think that the best thing I could do for humanity is continue my quest to warn the world of the evils of the Coors brewery!
It's that bad.
Serving type: bottle
01-07-2003 18:52:38 | More by porter17
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2.76/5 rDev +37.3%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2.75
On tap at Smoke + Cedar.
I'm not a Coors Light guy, and the occasions to have can or two are few and far between. This special occasion came from walking a mile on a warm night, the last 1/8 of a mile uphill.
Bar had good selection of crafts, but I was already hammered and a little thirsty. This is the niche that Coors Light, et al fill - you want to have a pop but sometimes on a hot day/night the good stuff is just too good. Coors Light and a glass of water fit the bill.
That being said, there is little else to recommend it. I don't think the Silver Bullet is brewed for making memories. It's brewed to be guzzled, and Coors does a good job in delivering what the guzzlers want.
Serving type: on-tap
07-20-2014 18:07:33 | More by bondjedi
1.25/5 rDev -37.8%
look: 1.25 | smell: 1.25 | taste: 1.25 | feel: 1.25 | overall: 1.25
I only gave it a 1.25 because I felt bad giving it a 1. When they said Tap the rockies, I didn't think they meant literally put a tap in the mountains and pull all the animal pee and poo out and put it in a can... On a high note, the can is kinda cool with the mountains that turn blue, although you would have to be of low intelligence to not know if your beer was cold..
Serving type: can
07-19-2014 17:52:49 | More by Andyyyyyy
Coors Light from Coors Brewing Company
50 out of 100 based on 3,726 ratings.