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Total Disorder Porter - Humperdinks Texas LLC

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Total Disorder Porter
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very good

13 Ratings
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Ratings: 13
Reviews: 5
rAvg: 3.81
pDev: 9.19%
Wants: 0
Gots: 1 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Humperdinks Texas LLC visit their website
Texas, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: Gagnonsux on 07-06-2006)
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Reviews by dali27:
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3.85/5  rDev +1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Served on-tap into pint glass.

A: Dark brown, almost black. Small tan head. Pretty comparable to other micro porters.

S: Roasted malt and coffee.

T: Smells carry over into taste of beer. Roasts, coffee and caramel sweetness.

M: Light to medium bodied. Easy to drink.

O: Hard for me to fault a porter, I pretty much like them all. This one went well with a black and blue burger. If you're in Dallas, I recommend stopping here. Good food and good beer.

dali27, Apr 19, 2011
More User Reviews:
Photo of Mora2000
3.63/5  rDev -4.7%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Pours dark brown-black with a light brown head. Aroma is roasted malt but not as strong or intense as some of the better porters. Flavor is roasted malt with a hint of coffee. Mouthfeel is medium to light, a little more watery than I like in a porter.

Mora2000, Jan 03, 2010
Photo of mcdsports
3.5/5  rDev -8.1%

mcdsports, Nov 08, 2013
Photo of JMad
4.13/5  rDev +8.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Had a 220z mug from humperdink's.

The beer was very dark brown almost black, and opaque. left a small amount of lacing had a thin tan head.

Smelled kind of metallic, could really smell the roasted-ness, a little chocolatey.

TAstes like roasted grain, cocoa, toffee, with a slight bitterness.

Feels nice and smooth, very light for a dark beer, not too carbonated.

JMad, Jun 13, 2010
Photo of bmwats
3.5/5  rDev -8.1%

bmwats, Jun 14, 2013
Photo of pshelto
4.5/5  rDev +18.1%

pshelto, Apr 16, 2012
Photo of Exiled
4/5  rDev +5%

Exiled, Nov 15, 2011
Photo of benjamin_dallas
3.28/5  rDev -13.9%

benjamin_dallas, Sep 08, 2014
Photo of Gagnonsux
4/5  rDev +5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Color is dark, dark brown, almost black. Head is creamy, off-white, and of average height. Aroma is full-on roasted malt with notes of coffee. Flavor is more of the same: dark roasted malt with coffee notes. The sweetness level here is moderate. Total Disorder's flavor is very full, with an appropriate richness. Drinkability is high. Do not pass this one up if you go to Humperdink's.

Gagnonsux, Jul 06, 2006
Photo of dmorgan310
3.5/5  rDev -8.1%

dmorgan310, Jul 23, 2012
Photo of t0rin0
3.5/5  rDev -8.1%

t0rin0, Oct 14, 2012
Photo of drseamus
3.9/5  rDev +2.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Thanks to PHawk for this growler from Black Booty.

Being from a growler, I didn't expect any head but a nice fizz when it was opened and an aggressive pour resulted in a decent one finger dark mocha head on top of a nice dark black body with ruby notes at the edges. Light roasted malt aroma with a slight hint of sweetness. Nice caramel sweetness with a backup of roasted malt. It's on the lighter end of a porter but has good drinkability.

drseamus, Jan 22, 2008
Photo of KZE80
4.25/5  rDev +11.5%

KZE80, Jul 29, 2012
Total Disorder Porter from Humperdinks Texas LLC
85 out of 100 based on 13 ratings.