't Smisje Grande Reserva - Brouwerij Smisje
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1.15/5 rDev -68.8%
11.2oz bottle poured into a tulip.
(A)- Pours a murky leather-brown color. Some decent tan froth and lace. A little muddy looking for the style.
(S)- An almost salty apple cider aroma. Bits of wood and spice. Finishes with subtle brown sugar.
(T)- Tart, sour, very very earthy: like dirt. Metallic and just overall, a funky clay and a very very bitter finish.
(M)- A low carbonation level. Just a nightmare of a mouthfeel and flavor profiles: sour, earthy, bitter, and metallic.
(D)- Just a mess of a beer. Not sure of its age, but this is just horrendous. A rare drainpour since I could barely stomach another sip.
02-18-2012 18:43:49 | More by sweemzander
1.35/5 rDev -63.3%
This beer was so bad it was offensive. I am HUGELY unimpressed with this entire brewery. It baffles me that this beer has a positive review. This was close to the worse BEVERAGE I've ever had. If I were still in Arizona, I wouldn't have poured this down the drain, I would have taken the bottle out to the mesa and shot it with an assault rifle. Unfortunately, this was not an option. Beer poured into a tiny snifter. I only drank 1.5 ounces before choking back my gag reflex.
Beer is kind of brown / amber but its so settled that there appears to be a gradient of crap in the glass. Its darker at the bottom than the top and I don't know what to think about that. No head, no lacing, no nothing.
Aroma is harsh, mildly smoky, a little sweet. Probably the best thing about this beer.
Light in body, dry in finish, peaty smoke in the palate, gross midpalate flavors. I hoped that the smoke would cover up the rotten wood flavors and skunk and nastiness but it somehow amplified them. I would never buy or drink this beer. It was horrid.
10-18-2010 15:08:40 | More by drabmuh
1.4/5 rDev -62%
Bottle shared by bmanning.
Pours a murky light brown with quite a bit of haze and sediment. Small, tight head. No lacing. Nose is something else, with a weird nutty character permeating everything else. Hints of toffee and dark fruits in the back. Taste is dark fruits, toffee, caramel, and a strong nutty presence. A bit of something else is off, though it is hard to place. Feel is creamy and nutty with almost no carbonation. Really bad. Overall, just not a good beer with some seriously strange flavors.
10-18-2010 13:01:41 | More by Thorpe429
2.33/5 rDev -36.7%
Whoa. Totally unlike any BSD's that I've ever considered before. Really trying to stick it out but I'm not a big fan. Unique is one thing, drinkability another. The nose and the flavors mirror up pretty well, but wow, not sure where it's coming from. First off on the sweet side with some nice figgy character that is mixed with a floral something mixed in with a soapy Sen Sen licorice and some nasty leathery horse blanket thing that lingers well past it's welcome. The mouth feel is light bodied, tingly tangy and fairly dry. Cleans up pretty quickly aside from that unnamed goose bump making thing that's going more towards a tartness as it warms up. I'd love to wave you off of this one, but I think that it's so unique that you ought to give it a ride. Definitely not what I consider inside the classic style. I'm not getting the 11% ABV in any shape or form. I'm going to finish this one but I'm not going back. Really interesting...FYI, I just drain poured the Fiori.
05-31-2010 16:14:24 | More by jjayjaye
2.88/5 rDev -21.7%
The glass is filled with a ruby color with a very small head which leaves an average amount of lacing.
The aroma is full of dark fruits, perhaps raisins along with a heavy dose of burnt wood.
There's a very boozy character to the taste, along with cherries and the previously mentioned dark fruits. It's a bit too sweet for my liking, and seems more like a barleywine.
The mouthfeel is very thin and quite flat, but does go down smoothly.
The sweetness of this beer made it hard for me to want to finish the glass. There are far better examples of this style available.
02-28-2010 20:51:44 | More by JBogan
3.05/5 rDev -17.1%
Ok beer. When first opened, picked up a whif of burnt matches. Poured with a smallish light tan head and some lace. Color is an oragne dark amber. Aroma is malt caramel, yeast and a hint of bandaids. Flavor is the same as aroma. Body is good and so is carbonation. Finish is like flavor, medium in length and a bit boozy.
05-15-2010 21:03:13 | More by drpimento
3.18/5 rDev -13.6%
I poured from a 11.2 ounce bottle into a SA perfect pint. The beer is very carbonated, I had to wait 10 minutes to let the 3+ inch head die down, good lacing. Very sweet aroma, some spiciness, lots of booze. The beer is very sweet, it overtakes all other characteristics. There is some spiciness, light alchohol, whiskey characteristics. The finish is sweet and it lingers. The body is medium, good carbonation, cloying mouthfeel. As it warms it gets bett, a definite sipper, and not a beer I enjoyed.
01-09-2012 00:57:35 | More by bonkers
3.23/5 rDev -12.2%
Poured from an 11.2oz bottle into a snifter glass. Incredibly overactive off white head. Had to pour this one extra slow. Head was present for the entire drink, beautiful lacing sticking to the sides with each sip. Color was a dark brown.
I smell some apple, raisin, toffee and a spice I can't seem to put my finger on... maybe coriander as written on the label. Taste was much the same, and quickly got a bit too boozy for me. Subtle wood flavor in the background. Mouthfeel was thin and... well, boozy. This beer seemed nice and complex at first but quickly fell flat and one-noted after a few sips. Not sure what happened. Was an interesting drink, but not a repeat.
04-06-2011 04:21:26 | More by MufflnMan
3.3/5 rDev -10.3%
Pours a copperish-brown body w/ large sticky head that takes forever to die. Sweet aroma, like candied-sugar, and the whiskey and oak aging are noticeable as there is a strong, woody/burnt malt aroma as well. I'm wondering if also picking up some of the alcohol in aroma although won't say it's a boozy/medicinal smell. Hints of light aromas of raisins and figs and the typical Belgian yeast strain comes out (although no orange). Unfortunately it goes off the rails a little bit. While there are some sweet notes and fruit notes i.e. caramel and something akin to chocolate/toffee as well as raisins and candied fruit and some orange/citric hops, plus a spicy corriander edge, the beer is overcarbonated in my opinion so instead of passing over smooth it is a little prickly and unbecoming. Also, there is also a little bit of a husky sour edge of apple and pear that isn't that greatly balanced, almost a sour vinous taste, and the dry woody/toasted malt presence is on backend as well as booze but not complementary; stands out in sharp contrast. This beer has the stuff to possibly be great but I find that it really just misses on trying to balance all these ingredients and w/ the high ABV it is a stong and long sipper.
12-21-2010 23:45:03 | More by clayrock81
3.43/5 rDev -6.8%
A: Pours a bit flat, ruddy copper in color. Looks cider-y.
S: The whisky is actually quite nice in juxtaposition with the sweet apple, candi sugar aroma. Yeasty and fruity, but the whisky lends smokiness and char to it. Interesting pairing.
T: Initially sweet with some apple and pear, then the whisky and the wood hit hard. Tobacco and smoke are prevalent. Again, interesting melding of flavors here. Finishes with a touch of sweetness with some caramel apple, raisin and fig.
M: A shade thin for how big this beer is. Definitely has the Belgian mouthfeel of tiny bubbles, but they are almost overridden by a strong whisky burn and smoky bitterness.
O: A neat pairing of flavors and aromas. Would work better if the small parts of the puzzle worked better. Needs more viscosity and body.
04-04-2012 02:45:15 | More by kiddynamite920
3.48/5 rDev -5.4%
A: Pours a cloudy deep brown with a high head that slowly fades, leaving impressive lacing.
S: Roasty malts with an overlay of alcohol aged in French oak. Hints of brown sugar, caramel and raisins.
T: This is one of those beers best sampled in small quantities. Even though the stubby is 11.2 oz, it's still worthy of being split. The initial tastes strike me as very nice. Warming and strong, but after numerous sips, the ethanol turns on you and begins to be a bit too fusely.
M: I'm giving this a high mark, because even at 11%, it is fairly watery and not too much like drinking syrup. The carbonation is impressively high, given the ABV, which makes the overall experience pretty good.
D: Alas, the fusel alcohol is a bit too much for this to be a drinkable beer.
11-26-2010 02:33:51 | More by speter
3.53/5 rDev -4.1%
Appearance: Pours a clear, amber body with a small, fizzy white head.
Smell: Heady aroma of smoke, juniper berries, fruit, and a dizzingly array of strong spice notes.
Taste: Honeyed sweetness, a tart fruitiness, wood, spices, and lots meaty smokiness, like biting into a pulled pork sandwich. All of the flavors push and shoove the palate around, all vieing for your undivided attention.
Mouthfeel: Medium-full body. Medium carbonation. Quite warming. Sticky mouthfeel.
Drinkability: Plenty of intense, otherworldly flavors jumbled up in here, and, while it's interesting, I don't think I'll be reaching for another bottle anytime soon.
03-23-2008 20:00:05 | More by ChainGangGuy
3.65/5 rDev -0.8%
found this one at a bottle shop in north jersey. looks old. Thanks Ixodus for the shop!!
A-deep mahogoney with a huge tan head that slowly disapates.
S-lots of dried fruits and dark candi sugar. some bourbon and oaky notes linger behind.
T-wow!! never had this before. has the beginning like a good Quad (dried fruit, candi sugar, belgian yeast) but then turns to a smoky oak woody flavor. has a slight sourness/cidary flavor too but hides behind all the other flavors.
M-medium bodies with lots of carbonation. some heat in the swallow but well masked nontheless.
Overall, this is a must try!! Although far from my favorite, I have never had something like this one before. If I find again I will buy but will not seek out this one.
02-21-2012 01:22:25 | More by danedelman
't Smisje Grande Reserva from Brouwerij Smisje
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