Victoria Bitter (VB) - Carlton & United Breweries, Ltd.
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2/5 rDev -14.9%
I am trying to be constructive. This pours yellow with white foam. Cheesy aroma. A little below average mouthfeel. A little malt in taste, near metallic. The taste is authentic wet cardboard. undrinkable.Aggressive carbination.Poor even for its style.
08-08-2010 04:04:53 | More by Sammy
1.78/5 rDev -24.3%
i shall not all out the ba that sent me this one as an extra no matter how funny he was trying to be, but needless to say i had to indulge his joke an try it.
poured into a pint glass the fizzy yellow liquid instantly popped up a nice head of white that quickly faded and left, well fizzy pale liquid. aroma was that of stale corn, wet hay that had been, well lets not go there, it was a mess. each sip was soo light and indescribable it was hard to really put in words. it was just liquified corn and hay, just not needed.
overall fits right in with american macros, just a bad, bad beer.
02-27-2011 01:54:20 | More by mikesgroove
2.05/5 rDev -12.8%
I likes me the stubbie bottle design, like I'm an extra in 'Strange Brew'...
This beer pours a clear light golden colour, with minimal thin soapy white head, that leaves a bit of lacing. It smells of bitter beer white cracker malt. The taste is metallic and acrid, the grainy malt way in the background, any hop essence lost in the unpleasant kind of bitterness. The carbonation is moderate, the body pretty thin, and the finish is off-dry and pretty skunky. One of these is more than enough for me, funky bottle or not.
05-21-2009 22:07:10 | More by biboergosum
2.36/5 rDev +0.4%
the low end of the Australian cheap beer paradigm. its metallic and often skunky, worse in a can than a bottle, limited in its ability to refresh, and honestly a terrible option for the price. carlton draught over vb in a second, even though I know a lot of people who would disagree. even when this beer is cold, it always feels warm somehow, like soapy and thick, adjunct heavy, and over carbonated. I don't get a yeast profile at all, just a standard yellow beer metallic finish. I would compare it to keystone in the united states, with a little more body, but similar off properties. I drank enough of this to know its poison too, hangovers always seem magnified after a night on vb. don't let its rather limited availability in the united states make you think its worth seeking out, its not. you would do better to get a sixer of coopers pale, which seems to be everywhere these days, if you want an Australian beer experience. leave vb for its loyal consumers down under.
12-02-2013 18:30:35 | More by StonedTrippin
United Kingdom (England)
1.88/5 rDev -20%
Brown 375ml bottle, one of a six pack bought at a local cut-price store. I visited Oz a few years ago and was given this to drink, I am seeing if it is a crap as I remember!
Poured into one of my Duvel glasses, it is the second lager of the evening (on my drinking lager from around the world night).
Looked like a lager, golden, clear, etc, etc. The white head didn't stay long.
Fairly sweet aroma, but otherwise nothing, gets my standard 3 for lager smell.
Oh dear, there is no taste at all, it is as bad as I thought. Metallic and watery, this is a nasty beer. The other five in the pack will be going to my daughters house, her man drinks crap stuff.
It made me burp, just a fizzy liquid, avoid like the plague!
10-17-2008 19:07:35 | More by BlackHaddock
1.05/5 rDev -55.3%
Deep golden yellow. Decent frothy head. Looks quite carbonated.
Very strong nose. Quite potent - smells of off vegetable matter, with a hit of ammonia.
Musty, damp unpleasant flavours. Very flat and uninspiring. Wow. Could there be a more unpleasant beer? It's like drinking expensive pond water or something. There's very little there except the late bitter chemical inspired hit.
A very unpleasant beer this one. I'm saying that because this is a very poor beer (probably the worst I've ever tasted), not because I have something against so-called "standard" beers, or the macrobreweries.
Stay well clear.
01-15-2005 07:16:16 | More by lacqueredmouse
2.58/5 rDev +9.8%
(Served in a short strange)
A- This beer pours a crystal clear bright yellow body with strands of tiny bubbles gliding up to a snow white creamy head that lasted for a bit.
S- There is a soft field corn note to the nose but otherwise it is very clean.
T- There is a soft sulfury bitter hop note that finishes with a field corn flavor that grows and lingers more as the beer warms. M- This beer has a light mouthfeel with a clean finish.
D- This beer is a bit bland with the field corn notes being the only real flavors.
11-10-2009 14:13:12 | More by rhoadsrage
3.85/5 rDev +63.8%
A single that I managed to get sent to me from Woomera AB.
Pours a clear copper colored beer with a good amount of tan head on top.
Smell is quite fruity and a little bit sweet to my nose. Mildly hoped and a little floral smelling with maybe a touch of soapiness in the smell.
Mild malty flavor that has the characteristic Australian "Cracker" flavor. Dry and herbal hop flavor that is a little astringent and fruity in taste. Cracker flavor fades quickly and this in fact does dry out in the mouth quite a bit more than I thought it would. What saves this beer is the hops, seems like they are milder than they are but the drying quality they add here makes all the difference.
Mouthfeel is good.
Far more drinkable than the reviews here would suggest to me. Nothing here but a good easy drinking beer and nothing more. Call this what you want, whether it is a Bitter or a Lager it is the best Australian beer I have yet tried.
07-08-2006 01:54:42 | More by Zorro
1.35/5 rDev -42.6%
It's a funny thing that this looks alright because, otherwise, VB has about as much appeal as an STD. Its spotless clarity and deep tone of gold do not personify the beer's nauseating and raunchy character, I can assure you. Likewise, its white head may look pristine but the industrially-produced, chemical-filled, adjunct-ridden beer beneath it is anything but.
"Vic Bitter" has forever marketed itself as an unpretentious, blue-collar, working man's beer and, indeed, it smells like a big, sweaty fat man would after a long day's work under a hot sun. Even dripping with perspiration, dehydrated, exhausted from a full day of outdoor labour I doubt I could drink this. This is so bad it could turn even raccoons away.
VB is affectionately known as "Vitamin B", ironic considering the beer is evidently deficient of malt. It is full, rather, of industrial adjuncts and chemical fillers, the smell of which is as repulsive as (and conjures to mind) green mold. And, truth be told, I'd just as soon take my chances with that than risk finishing this; I think a Tetanus shot might be a good idea.
It is foul and off-putting and far from refreshing. The rawness and unpleasantness of its taste, which is like corn syrup gone bad, is heinously cloying and wickedly wretched on the palate. The fact that it's gone easy on the bubbles only makes things worse; this horrid flavour just sits on the tongue like a filthy pigeon stooped on a ledge. This may have alcohol in it but, believe me, it's a uniquely sobering experience...
I'm told that the Aussies joke that VB stands for "Vomit Bomb", "Vaginal Backwash" or 'Very Bad', none of which come close to accurately portraying the horribleness that is this monstrosity of a beer (but, if I had to chose, I'd say that "Vomit Bomb" probably comes the closest). Normally beer is, as the saying goes, proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - VB would suggest He hates us and wants us to be miserable.
07-05-2010 00:51:22 | More by biegaman
3/5 rDev +27.7%
Had this at a Harry's bar in Singapore watching the Grand Finals of Australian rugby.
Served chilled. But no glass. Drank out of the bottle.
Nothing really outstanding about this beer. Bitter? not really, but I'm a hop head. For and American Macro, this has a bit of taste to it.
Rice or some stale grain is present. Clean drinking, though. I didn't like the shape of the bottle, didn't drink smoothly; or maybe it's just me.
would have another if I didn't see an Irish pub across the street.
10-06-2008 16:59:03 | More by Mebuzzard
2.15/5 rDev -8.5%
500 ml can from the LCBO. Why? No idea.
Pours a crystal clear golden, pretty dark for an adjunct lager, fluffy white head forms and quickly settles down to a very thin ring, no lacing, looks pretty standard.
Smell is pretty average, vague fruitiness, corn, lots of adjunct sweetness, a bit of garbage bag, not a whole lot going on, lightly grassy and floral, not good.
Taste is worse, apple juice, corn and adjuncts, lightly sweet, a touch of floral, watery, no finish, not good.
Mouthfeel is light bodied with medium carbonation, just weak and watery and what little flavour there is isn't very pleasant.
12-08-2010 21:32:44 | More by Viggo
2.3/5 rDev -2.1%
Clear, pale gold with a fizzy white cap. Fair retention, a bit of spotty lace. Aromas of cereal, grain, lemons. Low bitterness, sweet with some apple and lemon flavour. Faint bitterness in the finish. Light bodied, moderate carbonation, quite dry. Not something I'd come back to again.
12-29-2010 00:10:58 | More by DrJay
3.2/5 rDev +36.2%
Victoria Bitter 4.9% 375ml can in NZ
Aroma: light mix of bready malts and spicy hops
Flavor: Mild; good balance although it is sweet up front and a bit bitter by the finish. The hops
dominate eventually in the mildly bitter and hoppy aftertaste.
Feel: medium-light body; crisp and smooth; good, medium+ carbonation.
O: OK as a decent but cheap and widely available (in NZ) beer.
01-14-2014 03:10:57 | More by chinchill
1.98/5 rDev -15.7%
Can from the Beer Store, 500ml into a pint glass. Best before Sept 6, 2011 printed on the can.
Poured a pale gold, fluffy white head of a few fingers that laces quite a bit. High carbonation is visible. Nose: yowzers. Distinct 'urine' quality, metallic, cooked veggies/corn, lots of grainiess. Taste is very metallic throughout. "Tin-iness" lingers in the finish. Body is full of grain, and really watery. A general sweetness to it, contrasted by an unpleasant bitterness, almost an odd roasty quality at times. Mouthfeel is highly carbonated, fizzy; moreso than most soft drinks. An unpleasant macro, had to pound this. I had no other choice, without drain-pouring this.
04-19-2011 15:56:52 | More by liamt07
2.15/5 rDev -8.5%
500ml can poured into pint glass jan3 2011
A golden yellow with lots of tiny particles and almost no carbonation and a three finger head that was gone as soon as I turned my head and left no lace
S skunky lemon and maybe some grass
T not far from the smell but even less pleasant, it just tastes off nothing worth drinking
M fairly watery and pretty flat
D not drain pour but nothing I'd ever pay for again
My spouse is from Melbourne and even she thinks this beer sucks, her father however may smash you to pieces if you ever badmouthed VB
01-04-2011 06:42:37 | More by wordemupg
2.93/5 rDev +24.7%
It pours a light gold with a 2 finger head of foam and leaves some lacing. A pretty good looking brew.
The smell is of corn, grain, and a nondescript bitterness.
The taste isn't bad up front; there's a decent balance between the corn and grainy sweetness and a light bitterness. On the back end it does get a bit too corny and sweet but overall, it's not that bad. Some compliment for a beer, eh?
Usual carbonation and body for the style, it's easy drinking. It might have been even better before the best by of Aug 2011. :^)
02-02-2012 23:12:22 | More by Bitterbill
1.48/5 rDev -37%
A: Light golden with a nice rather large white head that leaves nice lacings.
S: Almost not traceable, but I can sence citrus and alcohol.
T: Flat! But if I'm trying to find something positive - there is some malt.
M: Thin with no flavours - some carbonic acid.
D: Avoid! This must be for those who aren't into big malty or hoppy flavours. It quenches ones thirst, but that's about it.
07-27-2009 17:50:46 | More by Evil_Pidde
2.42/5 rDev +3%
500ml Can poured into a pint glass
A - small white fizzy head, head dissipates quickly. Golden yellow
S - light smell.. nothing much to report, smells like beer
T - Has a very crisp dry taste, not sure why but it reminds me of a dry white wine to some extent. A little on watery side. Also hints of corn syrup
M - highly carbonated, lots of small bubbles.. but it disappears quickly. Beer seemed to be getting flatter as my drinking progressed
D - dry aftertaste
07-18-2010 00:09:33 | More by spinrsx
Victoria Bitter (VB) from Carlton & United Breweries, Ltd.
58 out of 100 based on 252 ratings.