Twisted Pizza Kitchen & Pub

Bar, Eatery

8712 Loch Raven Blvd
Towson, Maryland, 21286-2209
United States

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PLACE STATS
Average:
1.36
Reviews:
1
Ratings:
1
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Reviewed by mynie from Maryland

1.36/5  rDev 0%
vibe: 1.25 | quality: 1.5 | service: 1.25 | selection: 1.5 | food: 1
Maybe this place was added to beeradvocate as some kind of joke? Or maybe, more likely, a skeezy owner or manager is trying to raise its profile, thought to himself "well, we do have a single Magic Hat tap and some bottles of Duvel, that makes us a hip beer destination." And then the suckers (me) wander in hoping that they'll be something close to quality going on here. There wasn't.

The selection was sparse, mostly BMC crap. The one craft tap was Magic Hat.

The food was some of the worst Italian I have ever had. Like, sub-sub-Lean Cuisine. It was worse than those budget microwavable pastas they make for undergrads.

The service was friendly to me but really creepily quiet and inattentive to the two black dudes who wandered up to the bar.

The vibe was shitty: cheap and dank and grimey. It's attached to a Days Inn and basically feels like an extension of a budget motel. Cheap and unclean, but not in a fun, dive bar way. More like a depressing, mid-90s, pre-renovation dilapidated way.

Don't come here.
Jul 14, 2016
Twisted Pizza Kitchen & Pub in Towson, MD
Place rating: 1.36 out of 5 with 1 ratings