Molson Canadian 67 Tangerine Twist - Molson Coors Canada
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look: 1.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.25
341ml bottle - a sneaky entrance into the market (maybe, since I don't have television, and its attendant ads), this one procured from the remainder bin at the local chain store instance.
This beer pours a clear, super pale, diluted ginger ale, um, colour, with one finger of weakly puffy, wanly foamy, and generally bubbly dirty white head, which leaves a few remote instances of isolated islet lace around the glass as it hastily abates.
It smells of rather fruity orange and tangerine citrus fruit, like a burst of well, Starburst candy
on the nose - like a gummi bear fruit salad (one that I wouldn't mind get to knowing), and little in the way of veritable fruit characteristics actually perceptible, just like anything else (you know, like malt or hops - just sayin') for the most part. The taste is weakly grainy and wheaty pale malt, a neutered, and rather metallic tangerine fruitiness, a stupidly noticeable hard water trait, and some subtle earthy, musty essences.
The bubbles are fairly frothy, and even a tad edgy, the body quite on the light side of anyone's idea of a weight scale, and not even all that smooth, a certain stony, metallic character seeing to that. It finishes a tad sweet, that lab-formulated tangerine starting to show its not-so-real boy cracks, and the pithy grainy malt hardly up for sweeping us off our feet at this juncture.
Just another attempt to capture the summer fruity drink demographic, released way too early to make any sort of dent in its desired market. Not really off-putting, and more or less another variant on the '67' calorie concept - though here, for some reason, their nutrition label claims 70, with a side label mention of the count being rounded to the nearest 10 calories. Cripes, this is just a bunch of weak-ass pedantry, misdirecting us from the main point - this 'beer' sucks, despite its attempt at trendy fruitiness.
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04-19-2014 03:44:12 | More by biboergosum
Molson Canadian 67 Tangerine Twist from Molson Coors Canada
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