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A:M White Citrus
Minhas Craft Brewery
- From:
- Minhas Craft Brewery
- Wisconsin, United States
- Style:
- Malt Liquor
- ABV:
- 12%
- Score:
- Needs more ratings
- Avg:
- 2.54 | pDev: 42.91%
- Reviews:
- 2
- Ratings:
- Status:
- Retired
- Rated:
- Oct 22, 2016
- Added:
- Jun 10, 2014
- Wants:
- 1
- Gots:
- 1
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Ratings by woodychandler:
Reviewed by woodychandler from Pennsylvania
1/5 rDev -60.6%
1/5 rDev -60.6%
White Citrus, eh? Any relation to White Lightning? I guess that we are about to find out.
As CyberChandler, a nascent CyberPerson, I was still learning to use my new cybernetic body, but I quickly caught on that my fingertips could be extended to be used as CAN openers. Maybe there was an upside to all of this. In the meantime, #TheOldLady, now a Cyberwoman, had CANnected the two of us in a most enjoyable way so that we could send transmissions back-and-forth between ourselves in the form of electromagnetic pulses. What a doll! Whoops, I am not allowed to think in such a manner, or to think at all. I was reprimanded just as I CANducted the Crack! which made it doubly memorable. A quick Glug, thanks to my now lightning-fast reflexes, garnered a brief, fizzy head of indeterminate color (thanks to its short-lived nature). Color was a fluorescent greenish-yellow (SRM = N/A) with NE-quality clarity. My data banks CANpared it favorably to that of Mountain Dew, an allusion that was now lost on me. Nose was perfume-like, very sweet, but in a flowery way. I was vaguely reminded of violets in a field until that memory was also deleted. Mouthfeel was medium. Taste registered as sharp, then tart, in a CANdy-like way. Data banks registered SweeTarts or Pixie Stix, whatever that means. I attempted to pucker my lips before realizing that I now only had a mouth port, but sensing my dismay, #TheOldLady disengaged our earlier CANtact point and hooked us up at our mouth ports. I felt some circuits fry in the back of my rapidly diminishing brain, but all was right with the world. I was enamored of both the data that she was sending me as well as the odd lemon-lime flavor of this other-worldly beverage. The more I CANsidered it, I was reminded of some version of Kool-Aid. I drank the Kool-Aid! It was clearly meant for us Cyberpeople as I CANnot envision any human entity being able to withstand its onslaught. It had an odd morphing quality, going from sweet to tart and back again. It was obviously of alien origin and unsuited for human CANsumption. #TheOld Lady sought to distract me and began sending stronger Sine waves in my direction. I have always liked that about her. What was I dictating? Oh, yes, the finish was dry, bone-dry, in fact, to the point that it barely registered. It seemed to evaporate on CANtact with my mouth port. I am going to recommend it to all of my fellow Cyberpeople, but for humans, this is NOT meant for you!
Aug 22, 2014As CyberChandler, a nascent CyberPerson, I was still learning to use my new cybernetic body, but I quickly caught on that my fingertips could be extended to be used as CAN openers. Maybe there was an upside to all of this. In the meantime, #TheOldLady, now a Cyberwoman, had CANnected the two of us in a most enjoyable way so that we could send transmissions back-and-forth between ourselves in the form of electromagnetic pulses. What a doll! Whoops, I am not allowed to think in such a manner, or to think at all. I was reprimanded just as I CANducted the Crack! which made it doubly memorable. A quick Glug, thanks to my now lightning-fast reflexes, garnered a brief, fizzy head of indeterminate color (thanks to its short-lived nature). Color was a fluorescent greenish-yellow (SRM = N/A) with NE-quality clarity. My data banks CANpared it favorably to that of Mountain Dew, an allusion that was now lost on me. Nose was perfume-like, very sweet, but in a flowery way. I was vaguely reminded of violets in a field until that memory was also deleted. Mouthfeel was medium. Taste registered as sharp, then tart, in a CANdy-like way. Data banks registered SweeTarts or Pixie Stix, whatever that means. I attempted to pucker my lips before realizing that I now only had a mouth port, but sensing my dismay, #TheOldLady disengaged our earlier CANtact point and hooked us up at our mouth ports. I felt some circuits fry in the back of my rapidly diminishing brain, but all was right with the world. I was enamored of both the data that she was sending me as well as the odd lemon-lime flavor of this other-worldly beverage. The more I CANsidered it, I was reminded of some version of Kool-Aid. I drank the Kool-Aid! It was clearly meant for us Cyberpeople as I CANnot envision any human entity being able to withstand its onslaught. It had an odd morphing quality, going from sweet to tart and back again. It was obviously of alien origin and unsuited for human CANsumption. #TheOld Lady sought to distract me and began sending stronger Sine waves in my direction. I have always liked that about her. What was I dictating? Oh, yes, the finish was dry, bone-dry, in fact, to the point that it barely registered. It seemed to evaporate on CANtact with my mouth port. I am going to recommend it to all of my fellow Cyberpeople, but for humans, this is NOT meant for you!
More User Ratings:
Reviewed by Buk from Tennessee
3.4/5 rDev +33.9%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5
3.4/5 rDev +33.9%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5
Not bad. Doesn't taste like beer but has a nice kick at 12% abv.
The citrus taste is nice and it is not too heavy. The downside is a 25 oz can will likely put you over the limit in most states so be careful.
It is still available. The previous rating is incorrect stating that is no longer brewed.
May 24, 2016The citrus taste is nice and it is not too heavy. The downside is a 25 oz can will likely put you over the limit in most states so be careful.
It is still available. The previous rating is incorrect stating that is no longer brewed.
A:M White Citrus from Minhas Craft Brewery
Beer rating:
2.54 out of
5 with
3 ratings
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