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Simpler Times Pilsner - Minhas Craft Brewery

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BA SCORE
72
okay

213 Ratings
THE BROS
90
outstanding

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Ratings: 213
Reviews: 124
rAvg: 3.09
pDev: 22.01%
Wants: 3
Gots: 6 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Minhas Craft Brewery visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
German Pilsener |  5.50% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

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t0rin0

California

2.5/5  rDev -19.1%

11-04-2012 02:52:14 | More by t0rin0
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UCLABrewN84

California

2.95/5  rDev -4.5%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

Pours a clear golden color with a 1 inch foamy off-white head that settles to a film on top of the beer. Random dots of lace form on the glass on the drink down. Smell is of grain, light fruits, and alcohol. There is an almost artificial margarita smell to this one. Taste is of grains, corn flakes, alcohol, and some light fruity flavors. There is a mild bitterness in the back of the throat with each sip. This beer has a higher level of carbonation with a nice crisp mouthfeel. Overall, this is an average beer but decent for the price ($0.50 a can). I could see myself stocking these for a party with non-craft beer drinkers.

Serving type: can

01-21-2012 02:48:47 | More by UCLABrewN84
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BuckeyeNation

Iowa

2.55/5  rDev -17.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

"Everything is simpler than you think, and at the same time more complex than you imagine."

--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sweet corn yellow with pastel lemon edges and a decent looking lid of bone colored froth that has enough stickiness to grace the pint glass with small shards of sudsy lace.

The nose struggles to be average... and falls short. Thankfully, it isn't powerful enough to get into too much trouble. A whiff of sweetish pale grains, hints of musky hops and metallic overtones is the sum total.

Given Minhas's rather dubious reputation, it's no wonder that the can reads 'Simpler Times Brewing Company'. Attempting to hide their identity is probably the only way they can sell any beer at all. So much for trying to avoid preconceived notions before the first sip.

Simpler Times Pilsner doesn' taste much like a German pilsner. Then again, neither does Budweiser, Miller High Life and Coors. It tastes like an adjunct lager and is as boring as they come. At least it isn't as gotta-spit-it-out bad as some of what these guys brew.

Simple is the operative word. The beer is slightly sweet, slightly corny-grainy, slightly musky-bitter, not as metallic as feared... and that's it. Assuming there's nothing else available, keep it ice cold and you'll be fine.

The body/mouthfeel is okay in terms of size, but the bubbles fade too quickly within each mouthful, which gives the finish a lackluster feel. The flavor is lackluster too, so there's a bit of synergy there.

Minhas Brewery Simpler Times Pilsner is cheap (read: inexpensive) beer that tastes cheap (read: not good). It's a sad and pathetic state of affairs that I would still prefer this stuff to the most popular lagers in America, circa 2011.

Serving type: can

04-12-2011 11:44:34 | More by BuckeyeNation
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mikesgroove

South Carolina

2.75/5  rDev -11%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

another new one from my local trader joes, i dont know why i decide to pick this one up, more then likely the 6 dollars for the six pack. anyway...

the pour was a pale golden yellow with a huge cap of white foam that quickly settled down and left behind only minimal lacing around the top of the glass. lots of carbonation. aroma was light, hay, grass, straw, touches of light flowery things but nothing really coming together or working for me very well at all at this point. super light feel was barely noticeable at all and the further into it the more bland the flavor was. really just a macro lager that went no where. clean, and flavorless finish fit the bill for a boring can of beer.

overall you get what you pay for sometimes, no more on this one

Serving type: can

12-24-2010 04:14:01 | More by mikesgroove
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womencantsail

California

2.28/5  rDev -26.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Thank you to Bobby for gifting me a spare can of this fine libation.

A: The pour is a light straw color with a short lived white head that initially towers in the glass.

S: The nose is skunky, buttery, and sweet. Lots of grain and adjunct notes, along with plenty of diacetyl.

T: The amount of butter in this beer is shocking, and definitely not enjoyable. A light sulfur note and slightly sweet with grain providing most of the other "flavor".

M: The body is light and the beer is very highly carbonated.

D: This is one of those beers that should be consumed as cold and as quickly as possible. I honestly cannot recommend this beer to anyone.

Serving type: can

08-02-2010 22:52:46 | More by womencantsail
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ChainGangGuy

Georgia

2.23/5  rDev -27.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

Appearance: Pours a clear, light yellow body with a very thin, white head.

Smell: Vague herbal hop character conjoined with a tired malt and corn flake scent. Hmm. Very similar to its brother, the Simpler Times Lager, as if they were two sides of the same untasty coin.

Taste: It's a cheap beer with a cheap taste. Cereal grains with a drizzle of sweet corn syrup. Vague herbal hops with just a touch of bitterness, though not quite enough to balance, leaving you with a somewhat sweet finish.

Mouthfeel: Medium-thin body. Medium-low carbonation.

Drinkability: Not recommended. Again, I'll say it's suspiciously similar to the Simpler Times lager. Even for a simple pilsner, it's a below average, underperfomer.

Serving type: bottle

03-27-2009 17:13:37 | More by ChainGangGuy
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kylehay2004

Florida

3/5  rDev -2.9%

10-12-2013 17:26:36 | More by kylehay2004
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TMoney2591

Illinois

3.68/5  rDev +19.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Served in a Chicago Bears shaker pint glass.

50 cents? Can't go too wrong there, even if in a creepy can. It pours a clear pale straw topped by a short finger of white foam. The nose comprises wheat, grass, flowers, greens, and a hint of pepper. The taste is very similar, with the addition of light orange peel and even lighter banana. The body is rather light, with a light moderate carbonation and a crisp feel. Overall, a kinda surprisingly nice pils; not the best out there, but plenty of enjoyment for the price.

Serving type: can

12-15-2010 01:55:41 | More by TMoney2591
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largadeer

California

1.5/5  rDev -51.5%

11-26-2013 08:30:36 | More by largadeer
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SocalKicks

California

3.25/5  rDev +5.2%

05-05-2013 06:52:03 | More by SocalKicks
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jlindros

Massachusetts

2.8/5  rDev -9.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Thanks to Rudzud for supplying this interesting beer that I can have a fun review with.

As it gushes out of the can in spurts, it forces a fluffy pillowy 1 finger head to rise up out of the glass, and fades at a medium pace leaving a huge messy lacing that looks like the head threw up on the sides of the glass, and leaves a... dare I say, Belgian looking fluffy head covering. The beer itself is a semi clear chill hazed golden yellow colored, that is actually fairly hazy.

Nose is like a 12 year old tried to make a pilsner, yeah there's faint hints of straw, and it tickles a slight aroma section of my brain that makes me thing of lager, but just falls about 10 miles short in the marathon of pilsners. malts come in flat and light, with a bit of pilsner malt and cracked straw but just a hint of aromatic like malt. Bit it gets a bit weird, like straw sat in putrid water for a while and just festered. Then the bad lager comes through, a bit of metallic and soured like fruit lager, very unhappy lager yeast, and somehow a bit like mineral and chlorine loaded bath water. Weird, but overall not horrible.

Taste starts even worse than the nose... awck, ewww, blech! I really want to spit it out but for science I need to review it!!! I'll type as quick as possible. Pool water blended with bath water, and some hay and maybe a hint of malt in there, all sitting for months to almost rotting but not quite. It has a rice pudding like flavor as well, with a light fluff. Then lager, metallic still, a bit of a bitter unhappy lager, almost dandelion flavored. Weird flavors and icky flavors with good... wait not really good, just weird. A bad bittering finish with dry sticky and putrid water flavors, but there are some weird hops that try to pop in with a light grassy flavor but more like dried grass that a horse just rubbed his ass on.

Mouth is lighter bodied, a bit gritty and weird feeling, and lots of carbonation, like they tried to overcarbonate it to make up for the bad taste.

Overall pretty bad but not horrible, not coors light or Bud level of terribleness, its more of a macro extract like beer but a bit higher level than the crappy crap that's usually out there.

Serving type: can

03-10-2012 02:22:11 | More by jlindros
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smcolw

Massachusetts

3.4/5  rDev +10%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3.5

Starts off with a decent off-white head. Dies to a single layer of bubbles and leaves minimal spotty lace. The liquid is crystal clear and straw in color.

Soft aroma of lighter colored malts and gentle hop. More malty than anything else.

Pleasant muted malty flavor. Rather thin body but equally low carbonation. Light hop--not really present in the shortlived aftertaste.

Serving type: bottle

11-16-2008 00:26:40 | More by smcolw
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kojevergas

Texas

2.08/5  rDev -32.7%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

12 fl oz aluminum can served into a Uinta pilsner glass in me gaff in Los Feliz. Acquired at the Culver City Trader Joe's a few hours ago. Six pack ran me $3.49 - that's just over 1 cent more per beer than budweiser costs at the local Superior, making this the cheapest non-BMC beer in the LA area - at least that I'm aware of. Reviewed live. Expectations are as low as can be. That said, I've had some surprisingly good brews from auld Trader Joe's.

Served straight from the refrigerator. Not paired with food.

Opened clean, with no liquid shooting out or anything.

A: Pours a four finger beige colour head of some cream, average thickness, and decent retention. Colour is a clear bright yellow. No yeast particles are visible. No bubble show. It's not horribly appealing, but it's average for the style.

Sm: Straw. Hints of crystal malt. Stale barley. A light aroma. Quite a turn-off, but it could be worse (see Budweiser Chelada).

T: Some nice cream on the open. Probably its best attribute is a light buttery quality. Stale barley and surprisingly full-bodied clean generic pilsner malt comprise the foundation. But that's all there is: foundation. There's nothing really on top of it. Maybe a dash of hops. Clean and bland. No subtlety at all here. No complexity to speak of. Meh.

Mf: Clean, smooth, thin, and slightly overcarbonated. Hardly complements the flavours, but it doesn't run against them either.

Dr: Drinkable but very bland and boring. Would make a decent beer pong brew for frat boys, if you're into that. I probably will be buying this again given its price and my current poverty. That said, I'd never recommend it to friends. Might pair decently with spicy thai food or something. I've certainly had worse.

A horrible candidate for aging.

D

Serving type: can

09-17-2012 02:10:25 | More by kojevergas
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zestar

California

2.5/5  rDev -19.1%

05-31-2014 06:31:09 | More by zestar
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woodychandler

Pennsylvania

2.68/5  rDev -13.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

CAN't we all just get along? No? Well, how about another CANned beer review?

My pour created a foamy, soapy bone-white head that was bursting with CO2 bubbles, trying to settle down like a group of rowdy freshmen when the principal enters the room unannounced. It had about the same success, finally becoming a thick two-fingered cap. The color was a deep golden-yellow with only the slightest haze, but still very clear, enabling me to read signage on the other side of the room. The nose was slightly sweet, definitely a German-style Pilsner and certainly a lager beer. Mouthfeel was medium with a pleasant honey/lager taste on the tongue. Not bad, but more lager-like than pilsner-like. Finish was again on the sweet side, not to my taste. Oh well. I'll keep trying.

Serving type: can

12-16-2009 22:58:19 | More by woodychandler
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dbrauneis

North Carolina

2.86/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

A: Pours a clear medium golden yellow in color with moderate to significant amounts of active visible carbonation rising quickly from the bottom of the glass and some faint medium yellow highlights. The beer has a two finger tall sudsy fizzy foamy off-white head that reduces to a medium sized patch of thick film surrounded by a very thin film covering the majority of the remainder of the surface of the beer and a medium thick ring at the edges of the glass. Light amounts of lacing are observed.

S: Moderate aromas of slightly sweet grainy malts and corn adjuncts with a light aroma of herbal hops. Hints of something slightly metallic, alcohol, and light fruit (red delicious apple).

T: Upfront there is a light to moderate flavor of slightly sweet grainy and corn adjunct malts with some lighter flavors of cereal grains. There is a very light amount of light fruit (red delicious + granny smith apple) and it is slightly metallic (maybe coppery like blood). There is a light amount of herbal hops which contribute a light to moderate amount of bitterness which fades quickly. Hints of alcohol towards the finish.

M: Medium bodied with heavy amounts of carbonation. Crisp and smooth.

O: There is a harshness to the alcohol of this beer which is surprising since it clocks in at only 5.5% but I guess I cannot be too surprised considering the price ($.67 for a single can). Not offensive but not a beer that I would seek out again. I could see serving this at a tailgate where the majority of folks were not into craft beers as something different but still enjoyable (maybe a slight gateway beer to trying something different).

Serving type: can

07-17-2014 19:15:13 | More by dbrauneis
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Zorro

California

2.93/5  rDev -5.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

A new to me beer from Trader Joe's.

Clear yellow colored beer with a tall white head, what a lager should look like.

Smell is sweet and fruity like a California Steam beer; have to wonder how hot this was fermented. Slightly soapy and herbal hop aroma.

The taste starts out dry and highly fruity in the mouth and once again I wonder how warm this was fermented. Little bit of toffee flavor and a slightly herbal hop aftertaste.

Mouthfeel is OK.

Not completely sure this is superior to the BMC style beers or not. Tastes like it was fermented hot or with sugar to boost alcohol levels. Pretty sure I won't be buying this again.

Serving type: bottle

10-26-2008 21:56:01 | More by Zorro
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DoubleJ

California

3.33/5  rDev +7.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

My brother left two cans in the fridge before he returned to Santa Cruz for school. It looks like I've been dealt those cans by defualt. On to the beer:

The head has a fuzzy, thick, bone-white appearance on top of the paleish gold colored body. Thin strings of lacing cling to the glass as the head slowly drop, but still respectfully thick. Sweet grains hit the nose while revealing some hints that adjuncts were used in this beer, but still not too bad. Decent to smell.

It's got that "retro American lager" flavor; clean, adjuncty sweet flavor, notes of grape, light hop flavor, and a tickle of alcohol. Giving a number will be hard because of its categorization; as an adjunct lager its got a good flavor, as a pilsner merely okay. There is one thing both categories will like; a crisp bite in the mouth, and being easy to drink.

While this beer may not be for every BA type, it does have a strong point; it's cheap at $2.99 a six-pack. Given that and the fact it doesn't taste bad, you'd think beer pongers and broke college kids would be filling their refrigerators with this stuff.

Serving type: can

09-21-2010 05:11:33 | More by DoubleJ
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plaid75

New York

2.5/5  rDev -19.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Poured a light copper hue with a one finger foamy white head. There was decent retention and lacing.

The smell featured a grainy malt and traces of diacytl.

The taste consisted of a sweet slick grainy, adjuncts and green apple.

The mouthfeel was slick and unpleasant.

Overall a tough one to drink. Oh, and not a pils.

Serving type: bottle

01-12-2010 02:48:51 | More by plaid75
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LXIXME

New Mexico

3.25/5  rDev +5.2%

04-15-2014 19:48:31 | More by LXIXME
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tdm168

North Carolina

2.75/5  rDev -11%

03-01-2014 02:17:34 | More by tdm168
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chinchill

South Carolina

2.9/5  rDev -6.1%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

This is a flavorful economy brew with nice Pils hops but a slight metallic off-taste that also appears in the aroma. The mouthfeel is normal for style with plenty of carbonation.

O - with a very low cost, this beer is a somewhat good value; otherwise not recommended.

Available in cans at Trader Joes.

Serving type: can

05-29-2011 03:15:56 | More by chinchill
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Tone

Missouri

2.6/5  rDev -15.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

Decent head with little or no lacing. Appeasing clean - golden color. Smells of bread and some other unusual corn. The smell should warn you of the taste. Semi-sweet initial flavor that leaves a bitter aftertaste. Light mouthfeel and a generally flat, under carbonated feel. Would not recommend based on that unusual smell and bitter aftertaste - hard to drink more than one.

Serving type: bottle

11-24-2008 02:12:36 | More by Tone
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Brad007

Vermont

3.85/5  rDev +24.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Found at Trader Joe's, which opened their first VT location several hours ago.

Pours a mild gold with a huge white head into my glass. It was cheap at $3.99 a six pack and two other varieties are available.

Light and easy on the nose. Bready texture.

A faint dose of hops greet the taste buds along with buttered bread. I'm not sure if it's all-grain or adjunct but it tastes very restrained.

Finishes clean too with only a touch of sweetness. Very clean.

This would make an awesome lawnmower beer. It's very easy to drink and the price is attractive. It gives me hope for the other varieties that are available.

Serving type: can

05-16-2014 15:55:18 | More by Brad007
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bark

Sweden

2.45/5  rDev -20.7%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

The colour is pale gold (8 EBC), the liquid is clear. The airy off-white head is 3 fingers high; it leaves lots of thick lacing when it slowly sinks down.

The smell is very sweet and malty with lots of French loaf and corn bread. Some flowery hops, sweet nutty golden syrup flavours and a touch of alcohol.

The taste is excessively sweet, it is more like drinking wort than beer. Some fruity hops without much bitterness, hints of cereals (Corn Flakes in milk) and sugar solution. The aftertaste is sweet with some bitter hints and some warming alcohol.

The carbonation is light, the small bubbles smooth. The liquid is very sticky, almost glue-like.

I don’t know. Is it supposed to have this extreme sweetness?

Serving type: can

08-10-2011 19:43:45 | More by bark
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Simpler Times Pilsner from Minhas Craft Brewery
72 out of 100 based on 213 ratings.