Colt 45 Malt Liquor - Pabst Brewing Company
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Reviews by NOOGIE:
2.63/5 rDev +17.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3
Drank right out of a 40.
Apperance, yellow, with some carbonation that quickly disapates. There are smells of grains, corn, alcohol and some sugar. Not that bad of a tastes, not to strong on the alcohol. Good taste for a malt liqour. Sort of like Pabst with a little more alcohol to it. The mouthfeel is dry and not that bad, but thin all around. Finally the drinkability is good if you are into malt liquors. Probably the best one out of all the malts out there.
Serving type: bottle
05-21-2008 23:14:21 | More by NOOGIE
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3/5 rDev +34.5%
look: 3 | smell: 2.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 1 | overall: 2
2012 Colt 45 - Reviewed 11/11/2012
Appearance: Looks like beer, I really can’t think of any more adjectives that I haven't already used in describing every other 40 I've reviewed thusfar. Not as beer colored as regular beer. Not as day-glo orange as hurricane.
Smell: Citrusy and piney on the nose, slight hints of vanilla and bourbon caress the senses. Also smells a bit like soap. or actually more like hand moisturizer.
Taste: Billy Dee Williams wasn't bullsh*tting when he exclaimed that Colt 45, "works every time." I think he means that Colt 45 tastes like the ghetto man's chloroform. By my estimation, it would take 1.35 Colt 45's to incapacitate even the most portly of ladies... but I digress. Colt flows smooth and sweet with cornyness on par with the fact that they made Lando Calrissian their spokesperson. Light hints of the aforementioned moisturizer come through right after the astringent alcohol burn.
Mouthfeel: Slimy, like owls boogers. I think they make it that way so that once you put it in your mouth, it slips into your belly before you have a chance to spit it out. On the plus side, this does make Colt 45 one of the most drinkable malt liquors to date, assuming drinkability is measured by 40's per hour. [Mental note: invent a vehicle in which its speed measured in 40's per hour.]
Overall: Afroman didn't write a song about Olde English, because there is no better way to enjoy a night of easy livin' like a Colt 45 and a couple of spliffs. [Now legal for recreational us in Colorado and Washington.] Weighing in at 6.1% alcohol by volume, Colt is the second most boozy beer we've tasted this year. Want to get ghetto girl wasted without having to sacrifice your taste buds? Look no further than Colt 45. It works every time.
Serving type: bottle
07-08-2014 16:47:48 | More by Newrad2
Colt 45 Malt Liquor from Pabst Brewing Company
55 out of 100 based on 654 ratings.