Lone Star Beer - Pabst Brewing Company
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1.02/5 rDev -58.4%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
Probably the grossest beer we've ever had. Wrote a review for this a while back, however it looks like it got deleted (probably because we compared the smell to a fresh urinal cake). Luckily, we still have our notes. So, here's a 'nicer' review.
Appearance: Yellow and fizzy like most cheap macros. Doesn't look appetizing, however I suppose it could look worse... maybe.
Smell: Extremely astringent. Smells like grainy malts, corn, and straight-up skunkiness. You know when you slip in a bathroom and fall into a urinal....nevermind.
Taste: Taste is similar to most American macros, except more pungent. Sour and bitter in all the bad ways. Aftertaste is stale cereal.
Mouthfeel: Watery and highly carbonated.
Drinkability: Only two bottles from the entire six pack were finished, and both were consumed by non-wisemen. We even tried using it for beerpong (as a replacement for Natty Light) and couldn't do it. Avoid this beer at all costs.
Uses: I'd probably sell this beer to minors to teach them that underage drinking is bad
Serving type: bottle
09-05-2008 20:13:02 | More by ThreeWiseMen
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Lone Star Beer from Pabst Brewing Company
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