Lone Star Beer - Pabst Brewing Company
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Reviews by ThreeWiseMen:
1.02/5 rDev -58.4%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
Probably the grossest beer we've ever had. Wrote a review for this a while back, however it looks like it got deleted (probably because we compared the smell to a fresh urinal cake). Luckily, we still have our notes. So, here's a 'nicer' review.
Appearance: Yellow and fizzy like most cheap macros. Doesn't look appetizing, however I suppose it could look worse... maybe.
Smell: Extremely astringent. Smells like grainy malts, corn, and straight-up skunkiness. You know when you slip in a bathroom and fall into a urinal....nevermind.
Taste: Taste is similar to most American macros, except more pungent. Sour and bitter in all the bad ways. Aftertaste is stale cereal.
Mouthfeel: Watery and highly carbonated.
Drinkability: Only two bottles from the entire six pack were finished, and both were consumed by non-wisemen. We even tried using it for beerpong (as a replacement for Natty Light) and couldn't do it. Avoid this beer at all costs.
Uses: I'd probably sell this beer to minors to teach them that underage drinking is bad
Serving type: bottle
09-05-2008 20:13:02 | More by ThreeWiseMen
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4.75/5 rDev +93.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5
Served in a can. Consumed from said can.
I was being grilled by a couple of company men, and I decided to at least get a beer run out of it. Finally, the sixer of tall boys was placed in front of me. These brews are best enjoyed in dreams that happen in a locked box inside of your head.
Lone Star may also be enjoyed alongside one Reginald Ledoux, on your porch in Carcosa, or in pursuit of the King in Yellow.
Be warned - at the end of every sixer, there's a monster.
Serving type: can
02-21-2014 22:06:52 | More by nfatoots
Lone Star Beer from Pabst Brewing Company
59 out of 100 based on 481 ratings.