Old Milwaukee Non Alcoholic - Pabst Brewing Company
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2.31/5 rDev -1.7%
A: The beer is clear straw yellow in color and has a moderate amount of visible carbonation. It poured with a finger high bright white head that died down but generally left a thin layer of bubbles covering the surface and some lacing down the sides of the glass.
S: Moderate aromas of cooked corn are present in the nose.
T: The taste is similar to the smell, but has less in the way of vegetal flavors and more in the way of bland mineral water. No sweetness or malts are really perceptible because of a slight amount of hop bitterness.
M: It feels light-bodied and a bit watery on the palate with a moderate amount of carbonation.
O: This beer seemed a little more drinkable compared to some of the other non-alcoholic beers that I've tried because it didn't have any astringent chemical-like aromas or flavors.
03-30-2014 21:43:30 | More by metter98
2.2/5 rDev -6.4%
Appearance: Pours up a clear, light yellow body with a thin, fizzy, white head.
Smell: Whew! This is about as faint as you can get in terms of sweetish malts, friends. And that's all she wrote on the nose.
Taste: Just a mere hint of light pale malts with maybe, say, maybe a whisper of premeditated sweetness. Extremely fleeting hop character and almost nil bitterness. Very empty, very quick finish. Where some beers ride out layers upon layers of flavors on the palette, this "beer" is up and out in mere milliseconds.
Mouthfeel: Exceedingly thin-bodied. Medium carbonation. Watery mouthfeel.
Drinkability: Hard to adequately critique as there was hardly anything there. Sure, there's almost no alcohol, but there's almost no resemblance to actual beer, so I don't really understand the appeal.
08-13-2009 05:57:19 | More by ChainGangGuy
2.2/5 rDev -6.4%
Served in an Ohio State shaker pint glass.
Funny, something tells me the whole Spelunky drinking challenge isn't gonna work all that well with a non-alcoholic offering... Oh well. This stuff pours a clear sallow topped by a finger of lightly off-white foam. The nose comprises malted barley (fresh from the sack, baby) and lightly-funky water. The taste mostly resembles water, though a twinge of funky, stale "beer" tossed in for appearances' sake. Honestly, I have no other way to describe this stuff. The body is quite light, with a moderate carbonation and a very watery feel. Overall, I find it difficult to refer to this as beer, even a non-alcoholic one. It seems more like beer-flavored water than anything. I can't imagine why anyone would ever drink this stuff purposely.
12-27-2012 18:01:12 | More by TMoney2591
2.15/5 rDev -8.5%
Old Milwaukee NA pours a crystal-clear and very light straw-gold body beneath a finger-thick head of frothy bright-white foam. The head retention is fair, and it even leaves some partial walls of tiny, sticky spots at the beginning of the glass. The aroma offers a bit of harshness, which is odd for a light beer or non-alcoholic, and it seems almost like a note of acetone... perhaps it's from high fermentation temperatures. It's light bodied and gently crisp in the mouth. The flavor displays a nice malt base, but again has some odd character beneath it. The only hops present are way in the background; and it's not particularly bitter, either, but still balanced. It leaves the mouth dry, and borderline astringent, with a dull, residual note of cereal.
04-14-2007 12:39:42 | More by NeroFiddled
1/5 rDev -57.4%
Spotted at a local dive bar I was inclined to try something shitty...I thought it was the red label but it was the NA. Here it goes pours a pale fizzy yellow golden color with a bright white head quickly dwindling away. Aroma has a pale malt sweetness with no real hop or spice to it just simply cooked vegetables at the basic meaning. Flavor is horrid cooked corn basically the worst tasting anyting creamed corn related in liquid form I will never go NA when it comes to beer I would rather cut out alcohol than go NA. This is horrible tasting liquid, horrible rancid finish high uncomfortable carbonation light bodied fizzy beer. Sorry I usually try to enjoy these types of reviews this one just isn't enjoyable in any sense.
10-23-2011 03:04:25 | More by WVbeergeek
1.35/5 rDev -42.6%
There are not many N.A. beers in a CAN remaining for me to try, if you CAN believe it. O'Doul's Amber and Old Style L.A. are the only two that I am still aware of that have not been part of The CANQuest (TM).
My pour produced two fingers' worth of rocky, bone-white head with moderate retention. Color was a pale straw-yellow with NE-quality clarity. Nose had a foul rankness, like rotting vegetable matter. No kidding, it would have gagged a maggot! Ooof. The mouthfeel was thin, kind of watery and the taste remninded me of Wheaties, albeit fermented. Not a pleasant taste. The underside of the CAN read "SEP 27 2010" so freshness was not a factor in this gag-a-thon. Finish left me with buyer's/drinker's remorse and not much beyond that. I believe that this was my seventh or eighth N.A. beer on The CANQuest (TM) and it was hands-down the worst!
08-06-2010 20:17:48 | More by woodychandler
2.6/5 rDev +10.6%
Again, another review of a non-alcoholic beer.
Pours a light golden color with a one-finger head into my glass. Seems normal.
Aroma is sweet and full of corn/grain. Not much to write home about so far.
Taste is light and smooth with a good amount of sweetness and graininess to it. Taste in the middle is surprisingly inoffensive and has a dab of bitterness.
Mouthfeel is grainy, sweet and the bitterness even sticks around a bit.
Not bad. Actually drinkable. Inoffensive. Kind of like Old Milwaukee, but with less alcohol.
04-23-2009 19:41:48 | More by Brad007
2.4/5 rDev +2.1%
Poured from a 12 oz. can. Has a light golden color with a 1/2 inch head, very highly carbonated. Smell is mild, some corn and grains. Taste is very mild, some light hints of corn, a touch of grain, lacking in flavor. Feels light in the mouth and overall left me wanting a beer.
02-08-2012 20:05:21 | More by tone77
2/5 rDev -14.9%
From the 12 fl. oz. can stamped on the bottom with NOV1913-B07061928. Sampled on June 26, 2013.
For my 1,250th review I figured I would do something I do not routinely drink. It pours a pale yellow that looks almost as clear as water with an extraordinary foamy head.
It has the typical biscuit and barley malt nose of an L/A-N/A but no alcohol or hops for that matter.
Thin to nearly watery body.
Grainy and biscuit malts in the taste but no lingering anything. It is only 58 calories so that is a good thing.
06-26-2013 17:26:11 | More by puboflyons
1.02/5 rDev -56.6%
Pale yellow, completely clear, with an unstable white head. This brew is highly carbonated and lowly flavored. Its watery, thin, and tasteless. There may be a hint of grain, but no notable presence of hops or malt. Tinny, almost metallic off-taste. Since my wife started buying NA beer (from time to time), my tolerance for them has increased. This one, however, has got to be the worst example of the style. There is no joy in drinking this brew.
06-13-2005 00:21:58 | More by Suds
2.38/5 rDev +1.3%
Poured a very pale yellow with large white chunky head, that rapidly dissapeared.
Smell is sweet and notable for unfermented malt.
Taste is also typical of non-alcoholic beers, being very light and on the sweet side.
Exrtremely thin mouthfeel.
Drinkable, but there are better ones out there.
11-29-2006 00:32:11 | More by tgbljb
2.9/5 rDev +23.4%
Initially a nice light malt aroma that eventually takes on the slightly metalic quality of most NA's. Big full head. Clear light gold color of Am. Lager. Taste isn't a whole lot different than most for style. Has initial malt taste that quickly leaves for a waterery metalic flavor with a quick and rather sugary sweet flavor then a tinny finish for the whole mouth. Watery thin. Nothing exceptional or particularly better than the rest.
09-04-2002 17:26:51 | More by garymuchow
3/5 rDev +27.7%
Appearance: Medium golden color with a small white head, modest lacing, and moderate carbonation.
Aroma: Pleasant, slightly sweet malt aroma, with very little hop presence.
Taste: Slightly sweet malt characteristic, quite similar to unfermented wort, this being familiar as I have consumed wort samples after taking specific gravity tests at the start of fermentation. There is only a faint hop presence at the finish.
Mouth feel: Decent and relatively full, with mild carbonation, overall, pleasant.
Drinkability/notes: Not a bad choice wherever beer consumption is inappropriate, however, there are better non-alcoholic beers to be had. Might be a good choice if you want to drink beer while working outside on a hot summer day, but avoid the "buzz". It is certainly more refreshing than a soft drink.
10-30-2004 18:37:49 | More by Pegasus
1.7/5 rDev -27.7%
This is the stuff legends are made of. 12 oz can best before Jan 2012.
It pours a clear gold with lots of carbonation bubbles and a non-receding bright white head. Typical industrial macro lager look.
It smells like squash, bread, sugar, and hop "extract".
The flavor is pale malt extract and metal. Simple, not extremely offensive. The mouthfeel is thin.
It is what it is.
10-27-2011 03:48:46 | More by crossovert
2.98/5 rDev +26.8%
Poured from a can into a pint glass. Pours a deep straw/light golden in color with a half inch of head. Brief retention given the large bubbles but does offer some regeneration if needed.
Smell is odd, mostly of condensed cooked vegetables and grains and with a metallic shallowness.
Fights its way back in the flavor department. Touch of cereal texture and with a light sweetness that isn't nearly as overpowering as some of the style. Feel and drinkability are good as well, more akin to a Bud Light than an N/A.
Aside from the smell, this brew drinks OK. Just leave it in the can.
08-13-2009 22:41:09 | More by HalfFull
2.53/5 rDev +7.7%
Old Milwaukee NA pours a very light straw color with a thick fluffy white head. Smells like vegetables and maybe rice, it's kind of musty smelling. Very light flavor, sparkling carbonation. A little sweet, a very watered down beer flavor. Some metallic flavors. Doesn't taste as heinous as I had imagined. If you can't drink beer, I guess this is a reasonable alternative.
08-31-2006 20:51:29 | More by Drew966
2.53/5 rDev +7.7%
As a whole no matter how close to a nonalcoholic beer resembles an alcoholic beer people are going to be hard on it when they rate it.
Appearance- Average looking for an N/A American Pilsner. It has a gold color and lots of fizz that comes to form an average one finger and some change white head.
Smell- Crisp but for the most part bland.
Taste- This tastes of cheap hops and mass produced adjunct flavor. On the other hand it does taste like beer. Cheap but close to real beer all the same.
Mouthfeel- Watery and a lot of fizz bite.
Drinkability- Alright when you are craving a beer but arent aloud to have alcohol.
01-14-2008 12:40:04 | More by MTNboy
2.35/5 rDev 0%
This is not a bad example of non alcoholic beer. Although this brew is fairly typical of the American pale lager style, that is not to say that it does not look and taste any worse than the average of that style. As expected, this has a pale gold body with a white head that is minimal and quickly receding. Still, the lace effect from the residual is not bad. The aroma is mostly malt with only a small adjunct sense and the taste is of a sweet malt base. A bit thin and overly carbonated on feel. Limited drinkability due mainly to lack of any strong taste qualities.
07-22-2003 17:44:10 | More by AtLagerHeads
3.68/5 rDev +56.6%
With a big old "OM" on the side of the can, I'm already whisked off into a trance. How could I pass this up?
This one is a washed-out gold with a brown tint to it. There is a furious torrent of bubbles streaming up from an imperfection in the bottom of my pint that sustains a frothy eggshell head. This leaves clumps of thin lace up and down my glass. Looks rather nice actually.
Smells of fresh wort, much like grape nuts, with a pasty white flower to boot. There's a slight floral character that helps hide a faint raw sugar sweetness.
Tastes quite similar with the raw grains, but now there's a crisp snap to it consisting of celery and birch bark that suggests a pilsner, but most of this dryness seems to taste more like CO2 than an actual hop variety. Either way, this makes me feel like I'm drinking a soda and not a beer.
Feels very light and exceptionally clean with a rough explosion of soapy bubbles that rise and fall instantaneously.
Not a bad beer for when you want a beer, but don't want the alcohol. A really easy drinker. I look forward to my other 5 cans.
02-22-2008 02:15:46 | More by DarkerTheBetter
3.38/5 rDev +43.8%
Nice looking red can pours pale gold into a pint shaker glass. One finger of white head and a fair amount of lacings.
Smell is malty grains. Maybe a touch of hay.
Taste is malts, some barley, a tiny bitterness on the back end.
Mouthfeel is quite good for the style, plenty of carbonation.
Overall much better than I expected. Tastes a lot like Schlitz only much lighter.
Date on bottom of the can Dec 0213.
07-20-2013 05:35:02 | More by Spikester
3.03/5 rDev +28.9%
I tried ths beverage in the early 1990's when NA's hit the mainstream market in earnest and was impressed with it's authentic "beer flavor". It tasted the most like alcoholic beer among the offerings of the time (Sharp's, O'douls, Coors Cutter). I just found it again in the grocery store and thought I'd give it a try again. It was even better than I remember it. It has less of a mineral water mouthfeel now. It has a slight hop nose and corn sweetness with hints of malt. It still has a bit of that NA "weird" flavor, but not as bad as some B/M/C nonalcoholic brews.
08-27-2002 21:05:52 | More by EagleTalon
2.35/5 rDev 0%
This near beer pours a light golden colour, little head but has some serious glass cling,,the body is light/medium and the aroma is very crisp and clean..The taste is a little sweet but not over powering..
This NA is a nice alternative to gingerale on a night out with the keys in your pocket..
02-22-2003 13:48:16 | More by Shiloh
Old Milwaukee Non Alcoholic from Pabst Brewing Company
62 out of 100 based on 44 ratings.