Grolsch Het Kanon - Grolsch Bierbrouwerij N.V.
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1.27/5 rDev -49.6%
A: Pilsnerlike with a short, banana milkshake consistency head.
S: The alcohol is quite apparent. Rubbery alcohol, with a hint of a sweet beer underneath.
T: Very sweet. It has this bizarre flavor of these Japanese candies I tried when young. Not good. There's also a definite cough syrup quality to the taste. Pretty gross.
M: The cough syrup feel of this really ruins it for me. It's almost like tasting alcohol for the first time and thinking "people really drink this stuff? this is how people get drunk?"
D: It's not. I had a few sips and had to toss it. Very disappointing.
08-03-2010 23:45:48 | More by sfprint
2.17/5 rDev -13.9%
This ridiculously strong beer pours a very thin head, about 1/8". The head is persistent, though. Its color is a lovely golden yellow with lots of fine bubbles rising along the glass. The smell is a sweet, overpowering alcoholic experience. The alcohol is very strong in the mouth, lingering long after swallowing. It has a bitter, almost pilsner-like taste. Originally sold in half-liter bottles it was brought back by popular demand, but now in the cowardly 30cl euro bottles. If you're not aware of the strength of this beer and you drink it too fast and then try to stand up you immediately will sit down. Hence "Kanon", the Cannon...
08-09-2006 14:45:31 | More by Regenpak
1.99/5 rDev -21%
'Het kanon', the cannon ... I'm expecting an alcoholburn, as i'm sure it's meant to give a buzz.
Even though I knew of the poor reviews this beer got here, I still bought one bottle 30 cl to find out for myself.
First smell from the bottle seemed rather fresh hops. It pours into a clear darkgolden drink with decent carbonation, but a very poor head.
The smell and taste are hops, some citrus, decent malts, peppery, but these seem unable to escape from the very dominant alcoholburn.
Aftertaste is soapy, the mouthfeel is dry.
This could leave you with a headache after a few hours.
This grolsch is very obvious: giving a buzz with one small bottle.
I'm sure many people like this stuff because of that.
Cheers to them.
11-06-2009 13:01:01 | More by RuudJH
1.93/5 rDev -23.4%
Picked up a 500ml can at Albert Heijn supermarket. A beer calling itself "Kanon" is not something I can resist.
I wish I had though.
Kanon pours like a lazy lager, slightly gloopy but bright and golden. Mildly carbonated, with a bit of white fluff pretending to be a head. Visually interchangeable with any other "superlager" (think Gordon's Finest Platinum and siblings).
The nose, while initially pleasantly fruity, quickly turns ugly: solvents and booze, with a bland undertow of dough-like malt. A bit chemical. Literally takes 2 seconds to lose all fragrance in the glass.
Flavour is booze, layered with booze, with hints of booze and a delicate touch of booze. Seriously: it's a mouth-numbingly boozy and altogether unpleasant monster of a beer. While there are plenty beers around with higher ABV, this is one of those beers which seems to be designed just to show off the booziness.
Overall, this beer does not seem to be designed for people who actually enjoy drinking beer. People who enjoy getting drunk possibly might like it, as it gets the job done quickly, if a little unpleasantly.
02-13-2013 08:58:10 | More by UncleBrazzie
2.85/5 rDev +13.1%
Poured from a 300 ml bottle. Minimal head that also dissapeared straight away. Colour is clean, dark yellow. Strong taste, expected from the high alcohol but other than that, nothing. Midly carbonated. it's okay if you have difficulties to go to sleep although you have already drunk a bunch of normal lagers.
01-29-2012 22:24:29 | More by Douberd
2.65/5 rDev +5.2%
Whoever thought this is a Marzen must have wasted it's tasting ability with all these imperial IPAs.
The beer pours a clear, dark golden color with a thin head and a medium amount of carbonation.
Smell is sweet malty with some straw notes and some alcohol notes. These notes are not heavy or anything.
Taste is Aaaah... alcohol, burning alcohol, the kind that burns a hole in your stomach. The sweetness of the malt is covering up some of the alcohol, but not enough to give the beer whiskey-like booziness. Other than the alcohol and sweet malt tastes, there is not much else going on. After 1 bottle I feel a big cannon stampeding through my head and I feel that this is a one time experience. Not bad, but alcohol is not the reason to drink beer.
09-12-2007 16:34:20 | More by Absumaster
2.05/5 rDev -18.7%
Malt, very sweet, alcoholic smell, Appearance is golden, head is uneven and disappears with the speed of light. Taste is sweet/malt and strong alcoholic, the base is neutral. You need knife and fork to swallow. Further a strong alcoholic dry mouthfeel. Even in the aftertaste alcoholic.
This beer was original one of six (I think) beers to celebrate the 100 year birthday of the swingtop. The other beers were must better. But probably due to the Dutch pilsner culture this was the beer that had a great impact. Three of these and you need only a glass of water the morning-after to be intoxicated again. It reminds me of Eku 28, not taste wise, but more image wise, look what we can brew. No Grolsch, leave the high ABV beers for the microbrewers, they can make tasty ones, and stop brewing this. Try Grolsch Amber again!
02-17-2006 23:47:41 | More by Redteketed
2.7/5 rDev +7.1%
We pour a glowing golden brew. It holds a one finger head of big tannish bubbles. This shows nice retention, leaving spots of lacing all around the glass. Carbonation appears highly active, and no sediment or haze is noted. The nose is sweet, with huge booze, and cloying synthetic strawberry sweetness. The malts are adjuncty and bitter, but lighten up with a pale toast around the edges. With warmth come light banana esters, but even these seem forced and fake. Our first impression is in regard to the surprising bitterness. As we sip, that same cloying sweetness from the nose comes in the form of dextrin sugars and concentrated berry syrups. Booze is apparent right off the bat, giving black pepper spice and lactic sourness. The middle peaks with fusel, fiery booze, decimating all flavoring besides the pale malt base. The malts enhance a bit towards the end, with more caramel sweetness and depth, and some of that toast from the nose begins to seep out. Otherwise, the booziness reigns king and continues through to the end. The aftertaste breathes bitterly of booze and stale adjuncty malts, under ripe bananas, and light caramel. The body is medium, and a bit on the syrupy side, while carbonation is higher. The bubbles prickle the tongue, and leave a big foam throughout the mouth. This initially coats, but eventually dries with astringency from all the massive booziness. There is okay slurp and smack with each sip. The abv is huge, and the beer drinks slowly for that reason.
Overall, what we enjoyed most about this brew was the nose. While it seemed way overdone, muddy, and forced, some of the notes enlivened the nostrils. The flavoring suffered from being overly boozy, and you really had a hard time getting past that to find much of anything at all. Had they been willing to subdue that a bit more, it could have potentially been a much more curious, complex drink.
08-20-2012 20:48:30 | More by TheBrewo
3.45/5 rDev +36.9%
With incredible strength that lands this massive lager somewhere between a blonde dopplebock and an imperial pilsner, the beer piques my interest in ways that I hadn't thought possible during my travels in Curacao. Taking a break from island activities and settling in with this beer and a good old American basketball game on television makes for one memorable evening.
The beer opens with a hearty pilsner pour that showcases its immense malt additions with strong honey-straw colors, firm golden highlights, and brilliant clarity. Racy carbonation fuels a stark white head that retains well for half the session, but the foam eventually succumbs to the enormous alcohols.
Honey, herbs, flowery notes, and a grainy-sweet scent emit from the glass and fill the nose with a strong presence of freshly kilned barley, baking bread, cookie dough, and springtime bouquet. Because of the light character of malt and hops, the strong alcohols allow for a rosy spirits scent to emerge.
Malt forward flavors capture well the taste of honey, sweet grains, bread dough, and powdered sugar with much more concentrated taste than the standard strength versions of pilsner beer. Balanced with noble German hops, the floral aromas turn honey-like with perfume and bright taste. Lightly herbal, early notes of lemongrass and fresh grasses turn mildly spicy and bitter to finish. Apple-like sulfur and esters allow for fruitiness that shares pear and apricot notes to rise from time to time.
Medium-full in texture, the residual sweetness gives the beer a fuller and somewhat oily feel, similar to corn syrups. Peppery carbonation gives a zesty mouthfeel with mild carbonic bite in mid palate and finish. The beer closes with very warm alcohols, semi-dry maltiness, and stubborn sweetness to persist in aftertaste.
The strength of Kanon definitely earns its namesake with the power that's twice that of the standard pilsner. This lands the beer somewhere between Samichlaus Helles and a plethora of American microbrewed imperial pilsners.
11-29-2012 17:08:45 | More by BEERchitect
2/5 rDev -20.6%
A- A dark yellow, the head was about thumb thick and did not go down much through out the drink
S- Really was not much of a smell there, bit of Alc and a sweet hoppy smell but all so small that it was hard to tell
T- The ALC hits you hard on this one and there is a little bit of a hoppy taste to drowned some of that out. There is a hint of Vanilla there too.
M- High in carbonation, goes down kind of smooth if you dont mind that smidgen of ALC burn
D- I would drink another if a friend offered it to me and there was nothing else around. Not something I will search around for though
I got this bottle free when I was at a Beer Fest and I can say I am happy I did not spend money on it but am not sad that I at least got to try it.
06-12-2010 18:09:32 | More by BeerShirts
1.45/5 rDev -42.5%
BB aug 05. Not that great of a head annd golden to copper beercolor. Nose is malts bading in pure alcohol or at least that's the feeling you get. Taste is absolutly horrible, terrably sweet and very alcoholic. No bitterness noticeable and even malt is not detectable. What a horror brew this is. Unbelievable it's still has costumers cause I can't imagine anybody liking this accept for fuel to get as fast as possible drunk. Undrinkable IMO.
06-06-2005 13:27:21 | More by paterlodie
2.05/5 rDev -18.7%
Kudos to Grolsch for even attempting a beer this strong.
Poured a light amber, almost a straw, with minimal head and lacing.
Smells like rubbing alcohol and beer mixed together.
Taste is like regular Groslch pilsener at first, but then comes the alcohol burn.
Ahhh! This stuff hurts. My mouth is burning.
This stuff is bitter, but well carbonated and cloying, and doesn't want you to know that it is almost 12% ABV.
Drink one of these, and you'll be feeling floaty for at least half an hour. Drink more than one, and I don't know what will happen to you.
Beware the cannon...
10-30-2006 20:52:30 | More by thefenst
Grolsch Het Kanon from Grolsch Bierbrouwerij N.V.
65 out of 100 based on 40 ratings.