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Het Kanon - Grolsch Bierbrouwerij N.V.

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BA SCORE
65
poor

37 Ratings
THE BROS
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no score

(send 'em beer!)
Ratings: 37
Reviews: 20
rAvg: 2.53
pDev: 30.83%
Wants: 3
Gots: 4 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Grolsch Bierbrouwerij N.V. visit their website
Netherlands

Style | ABV
Euro Strong Lager |  11.60% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 10-11-2003)
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Reviews by thefenst:
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thefenst

Texas

2.05/5  rDev -19%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 1.5

Kudos to Grolsch for even attempting a beer this strong.
Poured a light amber, almost a straw, with minimal head and lacing.
Smells like rubbing alcohol and beer mixed together.
Taste is like regular Groslch pilsener at first, but then comes the alcohol burn.
Ahhh! This stuff hurts. My mouth is burning.
This stuff is bitter, but well carbonated and cloying, and doesn't want you to know that it is almost 12% ABV.
Drink one of these, and you'll be feeling floaty for at least half an hour. Drink more than one, and I don't know what will happen to you.
Beware the cannon...

Serving type: bottle

10-30-2006 20:52:30 | More by thefenst
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look: 2 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 1.5

Picked up a 500ml can at Albert Heijn supermarket. A beer calling itself "Kanon" is not something I can resist.

I wish I had though.

Kanon pours like a lazy lager, slightly gloopy but bright and golden. Mildly carbonated, with a bit of white fluff pretending to be a head. Visually interchangeable with any other "superlager" (think Gordon's Finest Platinum and siblings).

The nose, while initially pleasantly fruity, quickly turns ugly: solvents and booze, with a bland undertow of dough-like malt. A bit chemical. Literally takes 2 seconds to lose all fragrance in the glass.

Flavour is booze, layered with booze, with hints of booze and a delicate touch of booze. Seriously: it's a mouth-numbingly boozy and altogether unpleasant monster of a beer. While there are plenty beers around with higher ABV, this is one of those beers which seems to be designed just to show off the booziness.

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look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

With incredible strength that lands this massive lager somewhere between a blonde dopplebock and an imperial pilsner, the beer piques my interest in ways that I hadn't thought possible during my travels in Curacao. Taking a break from island activities and settling in with this beer and a good old American basketball game on television makes for one memorable evening.

The beer opens with a hearty pilsner pour that showcases its immense malt additions with strong honey-straw colors, firm golden highlights, and brilliant clarity. Racy carbonation fuels a stark white head that retains well for half the session, but the foam eventually succumbs to the enormous alcohols.

Honey, herbs, flowery notes, and a grainy-sweet scent emit from the glass and fill the nose with a strong presence of freshly kilned barley, baking bread, cookie dough, and springtime bouquet. Because of the light character of malt and hops, the strong alcohols allow for a rosy spirits scent to emerge.

Malt forward flavors capture well the taste of honey, sweet grains, bread dough, and powdered sugar with much more concentrated taste than the standard strength versions of pilsner beer. Balanced with noble German hops, the floral aromas turn honey-like with perfume and bright taste. Lightly herbal, early notes of lemongrass and fresh grasses turn mildly spicy and bitter to finish. Apple-like sulfur and esters allow for fruitiness that shares pear and apricot notes to rise from time to time.

Medium-full in texture, the residual sweetness gives the beer a fuller and somewhat oily feel, similar to corn syrups. Peppery carbonation gives a zesty mouthfeel with mild carbonic bite in mid palate and finish. The beer closes with very warm alcohols, semi-dry maltiness, and stubborn sweetness to persist in aftertaste.

The strength of Kanon definitely earns its namesake with the power that's twice that of the standard pilsner. This lands the beer somewhere between Samichlaus Helles and a plethora of American microbrewed imperial pilsners.

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We pour a glowing golden brew. It holds a one finger head of big tannish bubbles. This shows nice retention, leaving spots of lacing all around the glass. Carbonation appears highly active, and no sediment or haze is noted. The nose is sweet, with huge booze, and cloying synthetic strawberry sweetness. The malts are adjuncty and bitter, but lighten up with a pale toast around the edges. With warmth come light banana esters, but even these seem forced and fake. Our first impression is in regard to the surprising bitterness. As we sip, that same cloying sweetness from the nose comes in the form of dextrin sugars and concentrated berry syrups. Booze is apparent right off the bat, giving black pepper spice and lactic sourness. The middle peaks with fusel, fiery booze, decimating all flavoring besides the pale malt base. The malts enhance a bit towards the end, with more caramel sweetness and depth, and some of that toast from the nose begins to seep out. Otherwise, the booziness reigns king and continues through to the end. The aftertaste breathes bitterly of booze and stale adjuncty malts, under ripe bananas, and light caramel. The body is medium, and a bit on the syrupy side, while carbonation is higher. The bubbles prickle the tongue, and leave a big foam throughout the mouth. This initially coats, but eventually dries with astringency from all the massive booziness. There is okay slurp and smack with each sip. The abv is huge, and the beer drinks slowly for that reason.

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Poured into a tulip, it looks a nice golden yellow with a decent head that quickly disappears.
The smell is just alcohol, alcohol and alcohol with some sweetness in between.
The taste is just sugary sweetness and alcohol, there's barely anything else in there, it's too sweet and there's too much alcohol for the beer.
The mouthfeel isn't bad but that's about all I can say about it, I just want to swallow this beer as fast as possible so I don't have to taste it.

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Sent to me in care package from the Netherlands. This is a beer that looks great ( the can that is) and is obviously for the comsumer to get drunk fast. Why else brew a 11.7% lager? That being said this beer is not as bad as other reviewers have said. It is slightly sweet but the alcohol is not that pronounced. I got hops off the nose and a decent midbody. I drank it out of the can at first but once I realized it wasn't terrible I poured it into a glass. Way too much ABV for the style but drinkable

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A: Pilsnerlike with a short, banana milkshake consistency head.

S: The alcohol is quite apparent. Rubbery alcohol, with a hint of a sweet beer underneath.

T: Very sweet. It has this bizarre flavor of these Japanese candies I tried when young. Not good. There's also a definite cough syrup quality to the taste. Pretty gross.

M: The cough syrup feel of this really ruins it for me. It's almost like tasting alcohol for the first time and thinking "people really drink this stuff? this is how people get drunk?"

D: It's not. I had a few sips and had to toss it. Very disappointing.

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Het Kanon from Grolsch Bierbrouwerij N.V.
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