Tecate - Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V.
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2.7/5 rDev +7.6%
Pouring this from a 12 oz. bottle into a pint glass, as per usual.
A - Pretty good looking, actually. Pale, straw color, but when I poured it this miraculous, dense, white head formed. Dissipated quickly, but I still saw the carbonation going. Mild, mild lacing.
S - Ugh... mild scent of cooked vegetables (mostly rice/corn, I guess). No hop or malt character. It's obvious when they brewed this they didn't think they're customer would smell the beer. Bad.
T - Thankfully, not nearly as bad as the smell. Grains dominate the palate, with just the teeniest bit of hops at the finish.
M - Thin and watery, but well-carbonated and satisfying. Dryer finish than most adjuncts.
D - Going to the beach in the summer? This wouldn't be too bad of a companion. Affordable and easy to find, too! Easy to drink and drink.
Overall/notes: Drank this last night while sitting on the balcony looking out to the ocean. It was a pleasant overall feeling. As an American Adjunct, this gets the job done just fine. Certainly more acceptable than Corona.
06-29-2010 19:21:14 | More by bbkd3b
1.35/5 rDev -46.2%
Tecate is about as clear and yellow as the typical Monterrey sky and sun where it's brewed. Its colour is slightly more faded than expected, unequivocally lighter than its point-five percent less alcohol than average would indicate; there isn't even a strand of golden in sight. Fortunately for its sake there is some fuzzy white foam assembled atop.
A lot of industrially produced beers are brewed with corn - some are brewed with rice. Some of those lagers hide it well - others do not. This is heroically unabashed about the cheap, synthetic rice-based filler that's watered it down. The result is something wretchedly stenchy and greatly disagreeable - perhaps the worst smelling beer I've encountered.
And the taste fares no better. If an authentic lager is brewed with 100% barley malt and most industrial lagers are brewed with 75% barley and 25% adjuncts, I'd guess this was (at best) a fifty/fifty cut. Dry, parched rice paddies are by and large the only thing tasted - not even an ounce of authentic barley malt - and the taste is, for my palate, god awful.
That flavour of dry, parched rice paddies leaves the mouth feeling exactly the same way - dry and parched. It is made so without even the tiniest gratification, leaving one to seek water out immediately and the off-putting, unpalatable flavour that lingers leaves one wanting to stab the tongue repeatedly with a fork, if only to alleviate the agony.
Tecate has the same effect on the senses as a knife being scraped across a plate or nails on a chalkboard. It has about as much appeal as trench foot and it probably smells only fractionally better. This offends me more than homosexuality does Islam. I'd rather be punched in the testicles than finish what's left. This is the best example of the worst beer.
A million poets working for a million years could still only describe but three eights of this beer's repulsiveness. It completely eclipses anything bad that has ever been said about Corona. Feel free to recognize the things written here as just my own opinions, but heed them as warnings and proceed to ignore them at your own risk.
06-28-2010 01:45:09 | More by biegaman
2.6/5 rDev +3.6%
Appearance: Very pale yellow(almost clear), no head or lace, and very little carbonation.
Smell: Smells of alcohol, faint hops, and metal.
Taste: Mostly insipid. By searching very hard, I was able to detect some hops.
Drinkability: Potable but not enjoyable. Perhaps this beer is better in the extreme heat of Mexico.
06-20-2010 13:12:09 | More by cudmud
3.38/5 rDev +34.7%
Poured from a 12-ounce bottle into a pint glass at Dos Amigos in Torrington, Conn.
A: Poured a pale, golden yellow color with a fizzy head of bubbly carbonation which settled to a soda-like ring. Moderate to fierce carbonation and good clarity, at least.
S: Smells of corn husk and some sugary sweet grain. A little bit of gritty malt grains and cooked rice.
T: Flavor is pretty spot on with the aroma; a sweet, quick flash of corn, rice and adjunct malt grains. There's a thin, watery wash of dry hops towards a sweetened veggie finish which vanishes almost completely after a moment. Pretty much swill macro, but better than Corona and equal to most BMC, IMO.
M: Mouthfeel is medium bodied, super crisp, clean and drying in the finish.
D: Given its status as a cheap-ass macro swill brew by Mexicans and its "what's that?" factor amongst your friends at a Mexican joint, you can;t be faulted for going there. I've seen it cheap enough for sixers in stores where I'd get it over Corona to bring to a Mexican-theme party or something, but the buck stops there. Fine for what it is, the Mexican High Life.
06-12-2010 22:23:26 | More by Gambrinus1184
2.35/5 rDev -6.4%
This is ok.
But its only good if you add salt and lime,lame...
A. looks like all the light mexican beers
s. almost no aroma
t. like its a light beer but its not, im so confused because Tecate light must taste like water !
m. very airy and light, salty
d. it goes down just nice but still the taste factor isnt there!
06-05-2010 19:14:33 | More by CervezaMesa
2.23/5 rDev -11.2%
a- bottle poured into a pint, quarter inch fizzy head that vanished quickly, light straw color with sporatic bubbling. not much to look at.
s- skunk and white wine, very odd. smells like day old white wine with some grain steeping in it.
t- better than the smell, thankfully. so light though, ever so slight winey, hay, grainy taste, this is shaping up to be a gulper.
m- watery for sure.
d- not great here, but that is what i was expecting. you don't buy tecate for classy, refined enjoyment, it's a hot day gulper. thats about it.
06-05-2010 02:27:23 | More by thecarster1
1.58/5 rDev -37.1%
Poured from a 24 oz. can into a Kruovice pilsner glass.
Appearance: Pours a translucent pale golden color (standard macro lager territory here). Has a very thin, fizzy head that dissipates almost immediately and leaves no discernible lacing.
Smell: Very metallic and grainy with almost a sour smell. One of the few beers I've had that actually smells BAD.
Taste: Grainy and slightly sweet. Almost no hops to speak of. Really not a whole lot going on here.
Mouthfeel: Like fizzy water.
Drinkability: Blehh... This beer is terrible. I would actually rather drink American light macro swill than this abomination. This beer clearly serves only one purpose: inebriation. Don't even bother. There are better-tasting beers to get drunk on.
06-03-2010 20:08:19 | More by wahhmaster
2.25/5 rDev -10.4%
Not sure why I'm reviewing Tecate, but oh well...
A: Pours crystal, yellowish gold with a tall, three-finger, knotty head - an aggregate of large and small bubbles that quickly falls to a few splotches of lace.
S: Everything here is faint, but slightly malty, but with a distinctive corn aroma, and a slight amount of spice.
T: The flavor is very crisp, with a slight corn-like sweetness. Towards the finish a low hop bitterness emerges, but the flavor is dominated by the mouthfeel...
M: ...which is very sharp from the high carbonation. The fizzy bite on the tongue is average for an light lager.
D: Tecate is definitely an easy-drinker, but I wouldn't say that the drinkability is very high, since I think I could get the same flavor by blending a shot of vodka, a piece of cornbread, and tonic water. Maybe this would be a good beer for a scorching hot summer day floating the river, but aside from that, this beer has no purpose.
06-01-2010 19:07:44 | More by SPThirtyThree
1.95/5 rDev -22.3%
A: Clear yellow with not much head.
S: Faint adjunct grain smell.
T/M: Adjunct malts with a fleeting, effervescent slightly sour yeast aftertaste. Largely thin mouthfeel, carbonation with large bubbles.
D: Unappealing and lackluster beer. It's tough enough just to get through one bottle.
05-30-2010 05:57:50 | More by thekanna
1.73/5 rDev -31.1%
A few shades darker than a typical straw-colored adjunct lager, thing white head that doesn't stick around. Smells very light, of corn and grass and hardly any hops/malt. Taste is light and watery but somewhat bitter in a way not reminiscent of hops. Carbonation makes it a bit tougher to drink when it overpowers nearly any beer flavor it has but the corn and vegetable/grass flavors are still ther - it isn't an offensive taste, just very light and wholly unimpressive. I was reluctant to finish one while drinking it without food, though it seems like it could be a decent beer to accompany some spicier foods, it just lacks good flavors of its own.
05-30-2010 02:58:00 | More by Zodijackyl
1.23/5 rDev -51%
Drank a can of this today.
Pouring a light yellow with a dense white head with decent retention, this looks acceptably good. No real lace, though. The nose is rather bad. Vegies and corn, this has no hop character (none expected), no malt, just nothing but some corn and vegies. The palate is the same and arguably worse. Vegies, corn and watery thin with no flavor of any significance, and an awful, watery finish with a lingering nastiness. I could not drink more than 2 sips of this.
05-23-2010 22:56:12 | More by DefenCorps
3/5 rDev +19.5%
Not much to say here. This is a fairly average lager. But it has a cool name haha.
It has a typical lager color with a decent head. It smells like water pretty much. The taste is light. There are no real notable flavors in the beer. Mouthfeel is great. And you can drink this beer very fast. It's very light.
Overall this beer isn't anything special. I'd say it's just another macro lager.
05-16-2010 04:41:56 | More by eschbach
3.8/5 rDev +51.4%
Felt good on draft at my local Mexican restaurant. Decided to pick up a 12 at Kroger for 11.99. Chilled for about 5 hours with my Budweiser. Good beer. A good complement to chips, pretzels and even shrimp. Took a moment to get past the smell, but after that, good, clean and drinkable. Beats Corona by a longshot.
05-11-2010 22:29:18 | More by Rddymk
3/5 rDev +19.5%
Picked up a six pack for an impromptu Cinco de Mayo dinner at my house. Poured into a standard pint glass. Pale yellow colored body. Quick fizzy head quietly faded fast. Surprisingly, there was a bit of lacing on the glass. Smell was not really there at all. Flavor has mostly just an adjunct lager. Corn and malt were the only real discernible flavors. Mouthfeel was smooth but very watery. Though....it was pretty smooth going down, and it didn't have a skunky or boring Mexican beer flavor. Actually tasted like a fresh lager, so I'll rate the drinkability a bit higher. Went nicely with a meal of grilled chicken fajitas. Since this six pack was almost a $1 cheaper than other south of the border options, it was not a bad choice at all.
05-06-2010 20:00:53 | More by morebeergood
3.3/5 rDev +31.5%
Apperance - Has a yellow tint to the beer when poured leaves a small amount of head
Smell- Very little smell to it has a slight malt and grain smell to it
Taste- Has a malty aftertaste to it or otherwise not much to taste
Mouthfeel- Thin feel to it goes down smooth
Drinkability- Would drink again considering it is a cheap import beer
05-05-2010 06:26:55 | More by Slygato
2.55/5 rDev +1.6%
I had this at Fiesta Mexico in York, served chilled poured into a mug.
A - A transparent golden w/ moderately fast moving bubbles and 1/2 inch of pale white cap w/ tiny bead. A sheet of lace coats the glass
S - A mild malt aroma w/ vegetal dms odor, a mild arom of corn augments the subtle spice
M - Mild maltiness w/ slight hop spice and moderate carbonation. The feel has a subtle sweet tinge w/ very light body and semi-dry finish
T - A crisp flavor w/ mild adjunct quality and slight bitterness which is muted overall. The flavor is bland and follows the aroma w/ light vegetal taste. The finish is like you didn't even drink a beer -it goes to nothing rapidly.
D - I would consider this the coors of Mexico -nothing I want to consume again really,but if you are only looking to quench your thirst perhaps this would do. It has nothing to really separate it from the legions of other mass produced lagers IMO.
05-03-2010 14:14:51 | More by Slatetank
3.23/5 rDev +28.7%
Pours into a pilsener glass an extremely pale yellow, light fluffy half-finger head and spectacular carbonation.
Smells of sweet cooked corn, and faint spicy hop aroma.
The taste is very sweet, with a nice malty taste. Very little hop bitterness.
Thin and grainy, drinkability is ok.
04-20-2010 02:19:08 | More by MrHassellYaHurd
District of Columbia
2.85/5 rDev +13.5%
Straw color pour, from a can. Smells grainy and that's about it.
Tastes grainy and has a sourness to it as well. Eh...
Okay, so the mouthfeel is light, and the taste is "eh" but not terrible. It's therefore drinkable, in the sense that it won't really ruin my palate. But I wouldn't drink it again. Unless it was free (my roommate offered me one)
Not really meant to be anything more than a beer to drink on a hot day after mowing the lawn. Even though hefeweizens or witbiers would be the refreshing beers of choice for me.
04-15-2010 02:49:21 | More by kshankar
3/5 rDev +19.5%
Beer has a straw yellow color with a light head and moderate carbonation. Smell was a generic & bland. Taste was light and refreshing. the finish was a bit watery and went down easy. This is a drinkable beer, minus the lemon of course and the price is also a factor.
04-10-2010 11:52:44 | More by soju6
2.75/5 rDev +9.6%
Mexican beer should only be compared to mexican beer. When a country's water has the reputation that Mexico's has, one shouldn't expect the beer that's produced there to be on the same level as other beers from around the world. That being said, this is the salt and lime beer. They go down like water and all of a sudden you can't walk much less drive. Good for getting wasted but thats about it.
04-05-2010 19:44:03 | More by rlyinsrd
2.8/5 rDev +11.6%
Pours a very transparent light straw with just a bit of fizzy head. Can see a lot of carbonation in the beer. Smell is not particularly strong - it's the usual grainy Mexican beer smell. Taste is... beer-flavored. Sort of. Carbonation is very forward, a little bit of malt in the aftertaste, and in the middle it might as well be seltzer. All told, there's nothing to offend, because there's really not much of anything at all. You could drink a lot of it, I guess, but that's about all it's got going for it. That and price (it's the only import going for less than $6/6-pack at my local supermarket).
04-05-2010 03:58:00 | More by MadTown1000
3.1/5 rDev +23.5%
24 oz. can poured 10 0z. at a time into a 1970's Coors tavern glass.
Has that Mexican lager look. You know,kinda like an American lager, but a little darker and not quite as clear.
Smells OK. Nothin' funky.
Tastes pretty good, especially with a homemade bean and cheese tostada.
03-26-2010 00:39:20 | More by rednrag
2.48/5 rDev -1.2%
A- clear straw golden with barely a white head and zero lace. Foam fades quickly to a thin ring and then to nothingness.
S- oddly American, smells like budweiser with some malty sourness.
T- tastes the same, very watery but yet very clean. Pale malt sweetness and nothing more.
MF- overly fizzy and watery. Sprite has more body.
D- extreme thirst or a party would both be incentives to drink this stuff and it's thin body and lack of flavor lend it refreshing qualities. I see why people add a lime but on that note, I'd prefer a corona.
03-25-2010 07:03:34 | More by hustlesworth
1.08/5 rDev -57%
A- Pale yellow, foamyish head, with actually decent lacing. Big streams of bubbles floating upwards.
S- GAG! Wtf? This is the worst smelling beer ever. Smells like bile. Awful sour grain mash and a sticky bitter vileness. Just awful.
T- Flat sourness, that's all I taste. No depth and no stab at anything that someone would want to taste. The laziest beer in existence. Technically a beer ingredient wise, this fails as any kind of drinkable liquid. I can't even take another sip to judge the mouthfeel...
M- Okay, I can, but it sucked. Here's a shocker; feels like every other adjunct; thin body and way too much carbonation.
D- I don't think I'll ever be able to drink more than two ounces at a time of this "beer".
03-19-2010 22:52:13 | More by SamN
2.5/5 rDev -0.4%
Pours a light yellow color, nice carbonation, small white head, with some sticky lacing left behind. The nose is malty, with some hops, slight caramel. The taste is slightly sweet, malty, slight hop note. Light body. Not drinkable, would not buy again.
03-14-2010 15:06:52 | More by Wasatch
Tecate from Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V.
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