Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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Ratings: 1,015
Reviews: 293
rAvg: 3.68
pDev: 14.4%
Wants: 43
Gots: 132 | FT: 4
Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: cokes on 09-24-2002

Pure and crisp this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness.
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Photo of JParlow
2.44/5  rDev -33.7%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.25 | overall: 2.25

Too light, little body. I'll stick to the maltier lagers.

Photo of mwilbur
3.82/5  rDev +3.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Poured from 12 oz bottle into shaker pint glass.
A: Pours an extremely clear pale yellow with 1 inch bubbly white head with good retention (moderate carbonation continues to fuel this).
S: Crisp dry cracker malt. Very straight forward.
T: Follows aroma, plus a bit extra... Crisp dry cracker malt with subtle hints of herbal hops.
M: A highlight of the beer. Smooth and subtly sweet. Dry with just a faint whiff of bitterness. Lingers nicely on the palate too. Wonderful here, especially for style.
D: A nice simple beer. Great summer table beer. Easily approachable and refreshing. Well done for the style.

Photo of Sconnie25
4.18/5  rDev +13.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Another phenomenal beer from New Glarus. This is fantastic on a summer night.

Photo of GtBoros
1.97/5  rDev -46.5%
look: 2.25 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2

Really light beer. No real flavor! Great!

Photo of ToddSoonerFan
4.25/5  rDev +15.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Not my style. But damn, a well made beer. My wife loved it!

Photo of dohm179
4.41/5  rDev +19.8%
look: 5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

This may be the definitive American Pale Lager for me. Crisp, refreshing, smooth and balanced. For the style nearly perfect. An incredible summer selection.

Photo of Treyliff
4.03/5  rDev +9.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12oz bottle poured into a can glass

A- pours a crystal clear pale straw color with a massive foamy white head that seems to retain forever, eventually leaving some nice lacing behind

S- clean pale malt gives light bready toasted notes, subtle spicy herbal & floral hop

T- clean malt and fresh cut hay, followed by light spicy floral hop bitterness, grainy dry finish leaves very clean

M- medium-light body with moderate-low carbonation leads to a foamy & sudsy mouthfeel and a crisp dry finish, high drinkability

O- simple and to the point, this lager is so drinkable without showing any flaws that are so common of the style

Photo of kkleu357
3.67/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75

On tap while eating pizza. Nice crisp lager with a good malt flavor. Golden body. Lots of flavor.

Photo of guityler83
3.81/5  rDev +3.5%
look: 4.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

A: Pale gold color with brilliant clarity. Bright white foam with long lasting head retention. A mix of small and medium sized bubbles - soapy looking.

S: Light bready malt with mild lemon/citrus. Medium-low herbal hop aroma. no esters - clean.

T: Mild toast and bready malt with low hop bitterness. Hop flavor has a mild herbal taste that comes though in the middle. Clean fermentation. Balance is on the malt but the sweetness is low. After taste is bready with a light lemon character that stays with you.

M: Medium-low body with a dry finish. Medium carbonation with no alcohol warming. Creamy mouthfeel though a slight drying sensation happens on the tongue after a few sips.

O: Very refreshing beer - I think the lemony character I was picking up deterred me from rating this higher - I really like pils malt. However an interesting take on a beer that can beer easily made bland. Cheers!

Photo of RonaldTheriot
3.75/5  rDev +1.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

New Glarus Totally Naked has a thick, white head, a clear, straw-gold appearance, a few white specs, and very heavy lacing left behind. The aroma is of sweet, slightly pungent grain, and the flavor is of the same thing, with very low levels of hop bitterness for balancing. Mouthfeel is light to medium, and New Glarus Totally Naked finishes crisp and refreshing. RJT

Photo of Vondy08
3.42/5  rDev -7.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

This brewery makes a lot of good beers. This one is ok. Not my style preference

Photo of DabblinWiscCraft
4.16/5  rDev +13%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

Picked up a six-pack at my nearest gas station (there are some delightful things about living in Wisconsin). No bottled on date. Poured right from the fridge into a pint glass.

L: Pours a bright straw yellow, crystal clear with good visible carbonation. The chalk-white head starts at about a half inch but soon falls to a film and ring that leaves nice cling on the glass.

S: Biscuit malt notes with a suggestion of cut grass from the hops. Perhaps a hint of cider in the mix, as well. Not a very big bouquet.

T: Cracker-clean malt notes at the front, with just a bit of apple cider coming though. This transitions into a more earthy/grassy sensation as the hops begin to play into the mix. The back end is quite smooth, continuing with the solid malt flavor and leaving you with just the slightest hint of bitter. The flavors are smooth and well-balanced.

F: This is just the kind of feel that I'm looking for in a lighter-bodied beer: crisp, a bit creamy, and nice and clean on the finish. Very easy to put this away.

O: I'm not a huge fan of the pale lager style, but this one made a believer out of me. Others have said it, but this is really what the big brewers should aspire to: quality ingredients that are expertly brewed to create a beer that can be enjoyed for its simplicity and great taste.

Photo of pagriley
4.67/5  rDev +26.9%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.75

Hands down one of the very best lagers I have ever had. This is what every macro / american larger should aspire to

Photo of NickSMpls
3.92/5  rDev +6.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Refreshingly crisp and clean. We have not had this one in a while, so just now getting to rate it. Good for the first beer on the deck. Carbonation is right, maltiness is present with not even a hint of adjuncts -- because there are none!

Photo of Ri0
3.87/5  rDev +5.2%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

poured 12oz bottle into Pils glass.

A - Pours a brilliant light straw color that is clear. Bright white pillowy 2 finger head that doesn't last long. Good lacing on my tall glass.

S - Hints of lemon, grass, floral, grain and cracker.

T - Follows the nose. Light and bready with faint grain and staw. Hints of the lemon and maybe pear, providing a bit of balance to the sweetness. The taste of this Lager is quite good.

M - So light and crisp with good carbonation. Leaves a nice tang on the finish.

D - All around great refreshing lager that is nice on a warmer day in WI.

Photo of hardy008
2.5/5  rDev -32.1%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

Bland and boring. Not worth seeking out again.

Photo of bigbadbootydaddy
4.15/5  rDev +12.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

My go to when I want something light and crisp. Very nice.

Photo of Winston3737
4.5/5  rDev +22.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Great beer with a clean taste.

Photo of BobJude
3.77/5  rDev +2.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

This is my wifes favorite beer. In the winter, I brew a clone of it for her and play with the hops a bit to mess with her. Just finished off the last one - a very good, simple beer that is what it is. Lucky to have New Glarus in WI.

Photo of Brams17
3.8/5  rDev +3.3%

Poured into a tapered pint glass

A: Pours a straw gold color with a thin white head. The beer is crystal clear. Nice lacing.

S: Some grainy aroma, not rally anything as far as hops go.

T: Very crisp grainy flavors and that smooth lager taste. Slightly sweet. Reminds me some of a Munich Helles.

M: Good carbonation, light body. Very crisp and easy drinking/

O: A very good refreshing lager. I could drink this all day.

Photo of Wobbly
4.35/5  rDev +18.2%

Ok, so this rating is for the style, not necessarily the overall beer. The beer itself is actually very tasty and smooth, which one would expect. But for this style, I have yet to try another than comes even close. New Glarus is one of the best and least appreciated breweries in the country.

Photo of Zach136
3.75/5  rDev +1.9%

Appearance: Crystal clear, light yellow. Small white head and excellent lacing (4.00)

Aroma/Flavor: Grainy, almost no hop aroma. Really not a lot going on here. (3.60)

Mouthfeel: Well carbonated, dissipating. No alcohol warmth. (3.75)

Overall: A great converter for BMC drinkers. (3.75)

Photo of MadScientist
4.5/5  rDev +22.3%

Pours a brilliantly clear straw colored beer with a persistent white head made of rocky bubbles.

It has a grainy malt aroma with a moderate earth and spicy hops aromas.

A clear and straight forward lager with a moderately light malt body and a moderate hops bitterness. The balance is slightly bitter with a dry finish and quick bitter aftertaste.

A smooth, easy drinking lager with an awesome balance of flavors.

Photo of LittleDon
3.6/5  rDev -2.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Pale hay colored with a decent amount of lace. Grainy aroma with a fair amount of hop spiciness. More hopping than the typical macro, but still much less than your average German lager. Light body and carbonation. Smooth and clean from start to end, but much of the flavor fades at the finish.

Photo of Labeorphile
4.21/5  rDev +14.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Found this up in Wisconsin on a family trip. Poured from a bottle into a random glass. Poured a crisp, clear, light straw color with a quickly settling foamy head. No lacing, as is typical for a lager.

Not much in the nose. A little straw, a little floral when swirled. Not anticipating a lot of flavor.

However, this is surprisingly good. I am admittedly not a lager guy, but I enjoy this. Not overly complex, but doesn't need to be. A simple taste done well. Maybe a hinyt of fruitiness on the finish. Feel is as expected.

A really good find. Wasn't expecting a lot, but pleasantly surprised. Would be easy drinking on a hot day.

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Totally Naked from New Glarus Brewing Company
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