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Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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BA SCORE
83
good

806 Ratings
THE BROS
98
world-class

(view ratings)
Ratings: 806
Reviews: 266
rAvg: 3.66
pDev: 15.03%
Wants: 28
Gots: 45 | FT: 2
Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
Pure and crisp this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness.

(Beer added by: cokes on 09-24-2002)
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BasementBer

Manitoba (Canada)

3.1/5  rDev -15.3%
look: 5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

This beer speaks of bareness on the label and in the glass.

A: A light lager even the Budmillcoors would be jealous of. Poor head retention and steady carbonation. Bone white head leaves no lacing.

S: Husky grain, pale malt in abundance and just barely doesnt have that stanky beer smell like the above mentioned.

T: Is it a problem if i can just taste sweet water and slightly some air? Its that light.

M: Has a gentle fizz from the carbonation, and is soft on the palate but no bitterness to be found here.

D: Id drink this in the summer, as recommended, if i had to choose a beer that i were to bath myself with in a kiddy pool. Its that light.

Serving type: bottle

05-09-2011 22:29:22 | More by BasementBer
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Totally Naked from New Glarus Brewing Company
83 out of 100 based on 806 ratings.