Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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BA SCORE
81
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285 Reviews
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Reviews: 285
Hads: 1,035
rAvg: 3.57
pDev: 7.84%
Wants: 45
Gots: 142 | FT: 5
Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: cokes on 09-24-2002

Pure and crisp this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness.
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Photo of homebrew311
3.76/5  rDev +5.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Poured into New Glarus taster glass. Appearance is a pale yellow with nice clarity and Gropius amounts of frothy white head that leaves behind tons of lacing. Née features light grainy bread notes with notes of orange and citrus in the background. The taste is malt forward with a light refreshing citrus quality. Nice easy drinking lager with a pleasant taste. Mouthfeel is light and well carbonated. Overall, not the most interesting brew in the world, but certainly a solid example of the style and would drink nicely on a hot summer day. (542 characters)

Photo of sleuthdog
3.45/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

Poured into GI pint

Pour: A pale straw yellow that is so clear it magnifies objects behind it. A good 2 fingers of bright white head that settles with a decent amount of lacing. Head was more of a foamy like appearance and became rocky as it receded.

Smell: Smells grainy and malty with a biscuit and cracker like smell. A hint of grass and mild hop too. Some floral notes mixed with some lemon notes. A very straight forward smelling beer that is very mild in the nose.

Taste: True to the nose and pretty sweet with bread and cracker characteristics and quite grainy. A touch of mild hops but so damn mild it is hard to pick out.

Mouthfeel: A very light bodied beer that is somewhat watery. Carbonation level is high and creates a mild crispness when swallowing.

Overall: A good example of the style. Nothing flashy or wow about this but an extremely easy drinking lager that would be a perfect accompaniment on a hot summer day or night. I could easily put away a bunch of these in a sitting. (1,000 characters)

Photo of Goblinmunkey7
4.15/5  rDev +16.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Appearance: Perfectly clear pale straw. So very pale. Head is bright-white and drops to a spotty cap with no collar. Leaves some spots and vague notches of lacing. Lively carbonation pulls from the bottom.

Smell: Pale malt. Cracker and biscuit. Some underlying apple and pear. Hay and a touch of grass. Sweet like corn cereal. Nice mild floral/herbal hop. Very mellow, very clean.

Taste: So very pale. A touch of honey fused with hay, touches of grass, some backing apple and mealy pear. Cracker. Mild earthiness in the back. Grainy and a touch raw, but ultimately very clean. Nice sweet pale malts balanced with the subtle floral and herbal element from the hops. Touch of that lager goodness.

Mouthfeel: Light and clean with a moderate carbonation that makes the beer sparkle just a bit. So very clean.

Overall: Works 2 out of 3 times. Guaranteed.

A solid drinking and drinking and drinking lager. All day and then some. (927 characters)

Photo of zeledonia
2.91/5  rDev -18.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

Trying to work my way through the rest of the New Glarus repertoire, and this one's on the list, so here we go.

For a pale lager, it looks pretty darn nice. Very clear pale yellow, slightly golden. One finger of very white head, decent retention, some lacing. A thin stream of bubbles rising up.

Smell is really grainy, corny sweet, backed by lager yeast. I guess it smells like what I'd expect from a pale lager, but from NG, I was hoping for more. On second sniff, quite sweet and rich, and very corny. I hate to say this, but there's a hint of cat pee.

Taste is similar. Comes across as a bland sweet lager, with not much more to it. I can see that people would like this, but nothing about it is impressing me. A waft of crisp hops comes through, but is quickly washed away by that grainy sweetness. I'm quickly getting my fill of that flavor.

Mouthfeel is really light, with prickly pins-and-needles carbonation. Not bad.

I can imagine someone drinking this instead of a macro lager, but I can't see anyone drinking it instead of a more flavorful beer. Sure, it's a session beer, and a pale lager, but there's just not much to it. Minimal hops, quite sweet and heavy on the pale malts, which makes for an odd combo. (1,225 characters)

Photo of Viciousknishs
2.8/5  rDev -21.6%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

A- pours straw yellow with a finger of bone white head. Ok retention.

S- buttery crackers with the faintest hint of aspirin floral hop.

T- light cracker malt flavor with a whisper of earthy floral hop. Astringent syrupy sweetness on the finish.

MF- slick oily mouthfeel with a light body. Fizzy carbonation.

D- below average drinkability.

Overall a beer that reminded me to much of high school and bad brew. (412 characters)

Photo of MattyG85
3.88/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Poured from a 12 oz. bottle into a tall New Glarus Signature Pilsner Glass.

Appearance: Pours a clear pale golden yellow with a lot of rising bubbles. About three fingers of white head that slowly fade into a patchy layer. Leaves a good amount of lacing around the glass.

Smell: A grainy and malty pilsner like aroma. Pale malts and wheat grains with hints of biscuit, cracker, straw, yeast, and barley. Good hints of citrus lemon. Also hints of grass and European noble hops. A fairly simple and nice clean lager aroma.

Taste: Like it smells, a simple clean and crisp lager taste. Wheat grains and barely malts mix with yeast and give a taste of biscuit, straw, cracker, and cereal grains. A nice taste of citrus lemon zest. Decent backing of Euro noble hops. Fairly earthy and grassy with a balanced sweetness. Simple but solid pils lager taste.

Mouthfeel: Fairly light bodied with a medium to high level of carbonation. Crisp, clean, and very smooth.

Overall: A nice pilsner lager style beer. Simple and light but nicely tasty and refreshing. (1,054 characters)

Photo of Chaney
3.68/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

This was sent to me by BeerFMAndy. Thanks Andy!

Only 80% here on BA and still in the top 30 in its style class. Not a popular style, for sure.

Served in a shaped-glass.

A: After a rather vicious pour, I summoned up a good 1.5 finger head or so, solid white in color and clumpy in texture. The liquid was damn near straw color with a slight chill haze.

S: Sweet puffs of barley and yeast, delightfully fragrant, and without much bitterness so far.

T: Extremely mild in its flavor profile, but that was kinda what they were going for here anyway. Fresh filtered water, mild barley component, and VERY subtle sweetness.

M: This one just goes right through ya. Damn! It didn't sit on me heavy at all, maybe part of that was the very spritzy carbonation bill. Lots of air here!

O: Nothing earth shattering, just a really nice flagship, standard line-up brew by a truly great brewery. (885 characters)

Photo of BlackBelt5112203
3.68/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Special thanks to my buddy Taylor who brought a New Glarus variety pack straight from Wisconsin all the way down here to Charleston. Thanks, Taylor!

12 oz bottle poured into a pint glass at fridge-cellar temperature.

L – Straw color with a 3-finger white bubbly and foamy head. Nice retention and some pretty good patchy lacing. Clear with lots of bubbles.

S – Bready, grainy, and cereal malts with some acetaldehyde (green apple) yeast and a subtle floral and grassy hop aroma.

T – Follows the nose. Sweet nearly all the way through with bready, grainy, and cereal malts and a small amount of acetaldehyde. A very subtle slightly bitter herbal and spicy hop presence shows up at the finish. Very subtle.

F – Light-bodied with great carbonation, a crisp mouthfeel, and a grainy, earthy, and dry finish. Earthy, herbal, spicy hop flavors linger for a little while. The intense carbonation provides a throat-tingling perceived acidity.

O – This is a pretty good lager. The presence of acetaldehyde and the lack of strong presence from noble hops both surprise me. On the plus side, it has a solid malt presence and is very drinkable and sessionable. I can see this being a great “gateway” beer. (1,212 characters)

Photo of stewart124
4.45/5  rDev +24.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

Pours a pale straw color with fizzy white head that leaves quite the lace.

Nose has more straw and herbal notes.

Grainy light mouthfeel with plenty of carbonation. Subtle bready character and just a touch of spicy bitterness. Very easy to drink.

Crowd pleaser here. Just a great Wisconsin lager with nothing to hide. (319 characters)

Photo of FreshHawk
3.53/5  rDev -1.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

A - Light, clear gold color. Small, bubbly, foamy, tight, white head. Disappears pretty fast leaving minimal lace.

S - Sweet grain aroma. Clean with minimal grassy hops. Very clean and simple.

T - Just like the nose although a touch more hop bite on the finish. Grain/corn flavor dominates. Hints of tart apple in the back. Overall very clean and crisp with plenty of malt.

M - Light body, above average carbonation, crisp, slightly spritzy. What you expect/want for the style.

D - Very easy drinking beer. Clean, crisp, and refreshing. Simple with a nice little hop kick on the finish.

Notes: Nothing special nor complex about this beer. Easy drinking, light lager. Fits the style nicely and it is refreshing, but there's nothing that makes me love it (probably a comment on the style more than anything though). A good clean, crisp, refreshing lager if that's what you are wanting. (888 characters)

Photo of Knapp85
3.88/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Poured out as a clear yellowish gold color. There was a good amount of bubbles rising to the top with a white head forming. The aroma is of some simple grains and a some light hops on the nose as well as a bit of yeast too. The taste of the beer is very light, pretty clean tasting, grains and a slight bitterness in the finish. The mouthfeel is crisp and sharp, finishes nicely. Overall it's a pretty standard lager, drinkable and pretty refreshing. (450 characters)

Photo of BeardedBoffin
4.02/5  rDev +12.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

This is a straight up pale lager. No frills, just quality basic ingredients. The beer pours a crystal clear light golden color with a cap of white foam. The aroma is heavy on pale barely malt. Clean on the palate as the grains lead into subtle hints of bitter hops. The bready flavors are nicely balanced by the herbal character at the end. A crisp refreshing lager that is easy to drink. (388 characters)

Photo of tigg924
4.55/5  rDev +27.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 5

Poured into a Sam Adams perfect pint glass

Appearance: 3/4 inch head, high carbonation, straw yellow in color, clear

Smell: grass and grain

Taste: grass, grain, and sugar

Mouthfeel: super light body, sweet with a touch of bitterness, high carbonation

Overall: A new standard bearer for the style. Super light and refreshing minus adjunct. Very clean..I think this is what light lagers mean to be. Perfect hot weather beer. I would grab a six if I could find it locally. (474 characters)

Photo of Bitter_Echo
3.06/5  rDev -14.3%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

This one is from memory. Pours a shiny, yellow, inviting and purest and cleanest looking brew I've had for some time. Smells like beer and not much else. The nose didn't invite further investigation, but to respect the style I went for it anyway, despite that I new the hops would be hard to find. Taste is beer, just as it was billed...totally naked, up front, refreshing, and not at all complex. That's it. Mouthfeel was smooth, light and a bit dry. Overall a fine, straight up approach to brewing, but really not what I'm looking in a craft beer...even in light of my strong respect of NG beers. Goes fast! I'd buy something other than this when turning to NG. (And it still deserves respect...and should be noted that my mum-in-law, who isn't a regular beer drinker, really did appreciate the approach...so for someone with a bit of fear of the bitter bombs out there, this one might just be grand). (903 characters)

Photo of DavoleBomb
3.68/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Poured into a pils glass.

4.0 A: Clear faint yellow color. Two fingers of frothy white head. Retention is about average and a good amount of lacing is left.

3.5 S: Sweet grassiness and a little corny. Light neutral maltiness and grassy hops. Super clean.

3.5 T: Taste is better and more refined than the nose, but not enough for a score boost. Grassy hoppiness with hay, light neutral sweetness, faint bitterness. Simple and pleasant.

4.0 M: Light body. Clean and crisp with good moderate carbonation. No issues here.

4.0 D: Taste was borderline 4.0, so I made it up a bit here. Solid all around and super easy to drink. (625 characters)

Photo of cradke
4.2/5  rDev +17.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Appearance: Light, golden, initially a thick fluffy head. A good amount of streaming carbonation.

Smell: Some hay grass and straw. A light barley smell with some sweetness. Pleasant

Taste: Light and sweet. Barley with some minimal hops. Refreshing.

Mouthfeel: Light and thin. The carbonation is a bit thin but nice for the style.

Overall: A very nice example of the style. Really pleasant and refreshing. Nothing mind blowing, but I wouldn't expect anything of this style to be so. Very much enjoyed (503 characters)

Photo of chanokokoro
4.4/5  rDev +23.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

12 oz. bottle poured into a pilsener glass

Pours a pale straw yellow with a bright white one and half finger bright white head. Light lacing as the head recedes. Light citrus and fresh cut grass on the nose. Opens crisp and clean with floral and grassy hops which continue until a crisp dry finish. Light bodied with a abundant light carbonation. The perfect brew to enjoy while grilling (as I did) and can't be beat in warm weather. (434 characters)

Photo of martyl1000
3.88/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

On tap at the Fountain (Madison). Really nice to have this on at a sidewalk table this hot evening after biking over.

Clear yellow, with a fast-dissipating white head.

A floral hay in the aroma, plus a sweetness that shakes hands firmly. That sweetness is odd on the palate, nice to be sure, but just so neutral in its sugar, not tinged with bread or fruit at all. Some berry flavor comes through after swallowing, maybe a touch of floral hops, but a feather-light touch.

Crisp carbonation, very refreshing. (If it weren't for that odd colorless sweetness dominating the whole thing, this could be highly drinkable.) (621 characters)

Photo of KTCamm
3.7/5  rDev +3.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured from a 12 ounce bottle into a pint glass.

Pours very light gold with some white foam. Bubbles cascade. Grainy smell, hints of corn. Like beer. But not offensive like an BMC adjunct. Lightly pleasant. Light and fluffy taste. Plain and simple, perfect straightforward summer beer. Well done. (297 characters)

Photo of jimmah120
3.82/5  rDev +7%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

12oz bottle with no date into mason jar

Look is a remarkable clear pale yellow. Smell is light malt, grain, yeast, subtle earthy hops. Taste is hay, malt, light hop favoring in the back. Very enjoyable and crisp. This would be excellent at a BBQ on a hot summer's day.

Very enjoyable, simple lager. Will have again. (317 characters)

Photo of Beejay
4/5  rDev +12%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Thanks to my wife for bringing my this brew!

A: Pale yellow in color, like a chardonnay.. Crystal clear, with a large white head.

S: A bit of dusty straw, as well as a fruity sweetness comes out first. There is a little bit of a citrus thing, as well as some floral notes. Smells nice.

T: Nice malt, creamy, with some floral notes in the finish. Some light fruit and berry flavors in the flavor.

M: Light, very bubbly. Crisp, clean and very refreshing..

O: Overall very enjoyable. Light and refreshing.. a good summer brew to be sure. I'm only sad that I didn't have the foresight to do a half and half with another one of their brews to get two women totally naked. (674 characters)

Photo of 312HopBomb
4.5/5  rDev +26.1%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

12 oz. bottle served in a New Glarus ale glass.

Appearance: A foamy head recedes to a ring with islands floating on the surface. Crystal clear pale lemony golden, completely uniform color from edge to edge. Above average lacing.

Smell: Light honey malt aroma with clean noble hops in the background.

Taste: Not dry like many pale lagers. Residual sweetness with slight honey. Crisp and clean. A nicely balanced beer with light hops that taste fresh with low bitterness. Slightly fruity flavor typical of New Glarus but well integrated and very pleasing in this pale lager.

Mouthfeel: Crisp and smooth. Light but not watery. Refreshing and smooth.

I could throw back a few of these on a spring day! (702 characters)

Photo of dexterk1
3.67/5  rDev +2.8%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

poured from bottle to pint glass with a straw color. Very pale yellow with a light head that fades quickly.
Odor is of hay and grain. Some pine as well.
Taste is clean and crisp. Lager, plain and simple. Some grain and a little pine here too. Mouth feel is light and carbonated. Finishes clean and with no real aftertaste.
Overall a good, light lager beer. It seems like it would go well on a hot day. (404 characters)

Photo of NuclearDolphin
3.52/5  rDev -1.4%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5

Poured into a Pilsner Glass

Appearance - Pale Clear Yellow with a surprisingly foamy albeit soapy head. Lacing is pretty good for a light beer.

Smell - Yeasts, malts and a faint barley smell. That's it! Luckily, it's not offensive and I'd even go as far as to say good to the scent, like baked bread.

Taste - Yeasts, malts, barley all encompassed by a sweet lemon zest. Normally this combination doesn't work out unless it's in a Pilsner, but this is actually drinkable! They somehow managed to pull it off. It's like a Pale Ale/Pilsner hybrid, if you will.

Mouthfeel - Light bodied and almost no carbonation. This is also pretty crisp, so it feels nice!

Overall - When I first looked at it in my glass, I expected the worst but I found this to be a good simple tasting beer that is perfect for a hot summer day. Just don't expect this to win any awards as far as flavor goes. (881 characters)

Photo of keethrax
4.97/5  rDev +39.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

Appearance: Crystal clear straw to lemony yellow. A finger or two of nice fluffy head. A very pretty bear.

Smell: Pretty clean, mostly malt with a bit of herbal of floral and a bit less than that herbal hoppiness.

Taste: Clear and brisk lager. Some grassiness. Well balanced malt and hops throughout with just a faint hint of citrus to go with the herbal and floral hops. Just a touch of bitterness, again in perfect balance, and a dry finish.

Moutfeel: Light lager body, just the right amount of carbonation.

This beer is everything a basic lager should be. And is the perfect reminder that a well executed basic lager is not boring or bad. Beer this clean is unforgiving when it comes to hiding mistakes and shortcuts, and this shows none.

If I lived in Wisconsin my fridge would always be stocked with this, particularly in the summer months. (850 characters)

Totally Naked from New Glarus Brewing Company
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