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Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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961 Ratings

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Ratings: 961
Reviews: 277
rAvg: 3.68
pDev: 14.67%
Wants: 36
Gots: 107 | FT: 5
Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: cokes on 09-24-2002

Pure and crisp this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness.
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4/5  rDev +8.7%

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3/5  rDev -18.5%

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4.4/5  rDev +19.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

12 oz. bottle poured into a pilsener glass

Pours a pale straw yellow with a bright white one and half finger bright white head. Light lacing as the head recedes. Light citrus and fresh cut grass on the nose. Opens crisp and clean with floral and grassy hops which continue until a crisp dry finish. Light bodied with a abundant light carbonation. The perfect brew to enjoy while grilling (as I did) and can't be beat in warm weather.

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3.88/5  rDev +5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

On tap at the Fountain (Madison). Really nice to have this on at a sidewalk table this hot evening after biking over.

Clear yellow, with a fast-dissipating white head.

A floral hay in the aroma, plus a sweetness that shakes hands firmly. That sweetness is odd on the palate, nice to be sure, but just so neutral in its sugar, not tinged with bread or fruit at all. Some berry flavor comes through after swallowing, maybe a touch of floral hops, but a feather-light touch.

Crisp carbonation, very refreshing. (If it weren't for that odd colorless sweetness dominating the whole thing, this could be highly drinkable.)

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4/5  rDev +8.7%

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3.7/5  rDev +0.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured from a 12 ounce bottle into a pint glass.

Pours very light gold with some white foam. Bubbles cascade. Grainy smell, hints of corn. Like beer. But not offensive like an BMC adjunct. Lightly pleasant. Light and fluffy taste. Plain and simple, perfect straightforward summer beer. Well done.

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3.75/5  rDev +1.9%

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4/5  rDev +8.7%

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4/5  rDev +8.7%

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3.82/5  rDev +3.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

12oz bottle with no date into mason jar

Look is a remarkable clear pale yellow. Smell is light malt, grain, yeast, subtle earthy hops. Taste is hay, malt, light hop favoring in the back. Very enjoyable and crisp. This would be excellent at a BBQ on a hot summer's day.

Very enjoyable, simple lager. Will have again.

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5/5  rDev +35.9%

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4/5  rDev +8.7%

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3/5  rDev -18.5%

Totally Naked from New Glarus Brewing Company
83 out of 100 based on 961 ratings.