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Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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801 Ratings

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Ratings: 801
Reviews: 265
rAvg: 3.66
pDev: 15.03%
Wants: 28
Gots: 45 | FT: 2
Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
Pure and crisp this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness.

(Beer added by: cokes on 09-24-2002)
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4.1/5  rDev +12%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

Reviewed 1-22-10
Reviewed cold from a bottle to a glass

A - 2 fingers of foam, think lacing ring at top with a fair amount of carbonation, very clear golden colored brew

S - Sweet malts, light on the nose

T - Light bodied brew, very light malt and hop combination

M/D - Very drinkable brew from New Glarus, I can easily tip back for then a couple in one evening. Light bodied brew, very smooth on the tongue. I highly recommend from New Glarus, a great brew to share and to keep all to yourself. When you ever in Wisconsin for sure pick some up!

Serving type: bottle

01-25-2010 18:44:24 | More by FreshmanPour77
Photo of BedetheVenerable


3.68/5  rDev +0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Presentation: The label is classicly New Glarus; classy and minimalistic. Brown 12oz pop-top with no best-by date to be seen.

Appearance: Ultra-bright medium-gold beer with medium carbonation and a fairly substantial white cap (for the style) which shows surprising retention.

Smell: This pains me to say this about a NG beer, but this is kind of similar to a macro-lager; it's got that kind of generic cereal-grain sweetness, though this has a nice hint of herbal hops in the background as well.

Taste: In keeping with the aromas, this is very light. It's somewhat similar to macro-lagers, but there is a little bit of sweet malt in the background, a light touch of graininess, and a bit of grassy hops.

Mouthfeel: Light

Drinkability: High

Conclusion: What you'd give a BMC drinker to introduce them in a non-threatening way to the great world of craft brewing. What I'd drink if I wanted to knock back a bunch of light, crisp, refreshing lagers at a 4th of July barbecue, etc.

Serving type: bottle

12-29-2009 02:58:59 | More by BedetheVenerable
Photo of AgentZero


3.05/5  rDev -16.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4

A - Pale, straw colored brew that was pretty transparent. Nice bubbles coming up from the top. Beautiful two finger head that slowly dissipated and left amazing elegant lacing. A little more color on this beer and it would have gotten a 5.

S - Sweet and a little empty. Grainy taste that seems a little watered down. Smells a bit pilsnery.

T - Sweet, grainy, and a little malty. Little grassy with a touch of citrus.

M - Light, clean, and very crisp. Needs something more, almost feels like it's not there.

D - Easy to drink and down. Tastes good enough to do a lot of, but would only drink it if available, wouldn't seek it out.

Serving type: bottle

12-28-2009 05:33:10 | More by AgentZero
Photo of NeutroMan


3.65/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12 oz bottle into a pilsener glass

Clear pale straw color with a frothy white head that lingers for a respectable amount of time before receding to a thin film.

Aroma is grainy and sweet with just a hint of hops.

Taste is crisp and dry with some mild grain-like sweetness. Barely any hops at all. Not much malt, either, so it is quite balanced, if a little bland. Mouthfeel is light bodied and highly carbonated. Inoffensive and easy-drinking; has definite session potential.

Serving type: bottle

12-28-2009 00:15:00 | More by NeutroMan
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3.63/5  rDev -0.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Poured into my pint glass the beer is a clear golden yellow hue with loads of tiny bubbles that float endlessly to the top of the glass. The stark white head reaches at least two inches before settling to leave a very nice web of lace.

The aroma is sweet grains, malt, yeast and light hops. It sort of has a apple juice like smell. Not bad just strange.

The flavor is much the same as the aroma. Light and unoffensive. Sweet grains and malt. A touch of hops, grass, yeast, and wheat cracker. The apple juice like component shows up again here. I don't mind it since I like apple juice.

Light crisp body with loads of carbonation.

Overall a very easy drinking beer. Nothing would stop you from downing a handful of these.

Serving type: bottle

12-22-2009 13:13:58 | More by beerwolf77
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3.53/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 3 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

New Glarus Totally Naked poured a very pale gold with a small white head and very nice lacing. The smell was very grassy, full of hops and hints on malt. The taste was of sweet malt, almost overly sweet, very little hop bite, not bad, but not good. Mouthfeel was good for a pale lager. Drinkability was nice as well. Overall this was an ok lager, not bad, but I have come to expect more from this brewery. If they wanted an easy drinking summer lager, they got that. Just left me wanting a little more.

Serving type: bottle

12-01-2009 15:37:51 | More by nickynick
Photo of Gavage

New Jersey

3.8/5  rDev +3.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 5

Appearance: pours a clear golden yellow color with a one inch head that breaks apart quickly.

Smell: very little aroma is detectable here as only some sweetness lingers around.

Taste: mild malt profile with some green grapes, hint of lemon zest, and a mild bitterness. Very simple flavor profile here.

Mouthfeel: light-medium in body. Crisp at the start and finish with some dryness arriving late. Clean aftertaste.

Drinkability: this beer is as easy drinking as you can get with some decent flavor. You won't be blown away here, but this is one of those lighter beers that hit the spot when necessary.

Serving type: bottle

11-25-2009 12:50:07 | More by Gavage
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3.6/5  rDev -1.6%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 2 | overall: 4.5

I drank this from the bottle into a chalice.

This beer pours a bright clear gold with a light wheat head. The beer is watery no retention or good lacing.

There is no real aroma here, light hops nothing else.

The taste is light but highly drinkable. Its got a little crispness to it, but its an easy drink with light hops.

The mouthfeel is ok.

Better than you're average macro brew, a nice session.

Serving type: bottle

11-02-2009 03:40:01 | More by jrallen34
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3.7/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

The label reads "This is beer at it's most basic." How true. It's a simple golden lager. But I can't fault Dan for doing it. He's got a business to run, and I'm sure that this is one of his best selling brands - look at the Spotted Cow! It's on tap all over in Wisconsin! Besides that, it's well-made, and really, not a bad beer at all, it's just simplistic. It's got a good malt flavor to it with a slightly honeyish edge, and some very nice lemony, grassy, and floral hops. And it's balanced, albeit it a little towards the sweet side. Sure it could have a little more hops in the aroma, but it is what it is; my only complaint is that the head retention and lacing should be better (and they could be, that all goes to brewing practice). So, although you won't find me drinking this or the Spotted Cow, I won't pass them by under certain conditions (free beer) or in certain situations (limited tap selection, backyard BBQ, etc).

Serving type: bottle

10-16-2009 00:42:51 | More by NeroFiddled
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2.48/5  rDev -32.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 4

Poured into a glass mug, pale yellow color about two inches of foam that doesn't last long. Not very impressive. Clean, grassy, somewhat bitter citrus smells. Not much to the smell. Not much to this beer at all really. I can't say I get this one. There's just not anything to it. I understand the concept, a summer thirst quencher that you keep ice cold and guzzle on a hot day. It does work for that purpose, but so does miller lite. And miller lite doesn't cost nine bucks a six pack. It's a little too much like water for something from a top-of-the-line brewery for the price.

Serving type: bottle

10-15-2009 19:29:22 | More by lester619
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3.98/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Pours a pale golden with a large, craggy, white head. Decent retention on the head, and plenty of lacing follows. Pleasant aroma, but a bit understated. I detect some decent malt presence, but not much by way of hoppiness. Maltiness really comes to the forefront here. This is probably among the maltiest pale lagers I've had. Despite the lack of hops presence, it's still a fairly good taste. Wow, a really great mouthfeel here. Very rich, almost creamy in character. Again, I'm not really used to this characteristic among pale lagers, but I like it nonetheless. Overall, this is a very drinkable beer. It might lack a certain refreshing "zip", bit it's rich smoothness really comes through.

Serving type: bottle

09-27-2009 00:12:24 | More by bristol2120
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2.68/5  rDev -26.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 2 | overall: 2.5

A: Light yellow. A little too light. Strong carbonation. Lasting, small white head.

S: Slightly grainy and sweet. Hint of sulfur. Not impressed.

T: Flavors are really lacking. SLight sweetness from the malt followed by a hint of grains. No bad flavors, but not a lot of good ones.

M: Really light. Too light. Watery.

D: This is a very lackluster beer. Better than a macro lager, but not by much. Will not be picking up again.

Serving type: bottle

09-23-2009 23:57:23 | More by brewdoc75
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3.85/5  rDev +5.2%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Pint Glass

It had a pretty good head retention to begin with but deminished as time passed. Clear golden in color. No real distinct smell to it. Smells like beer but not skunky. Tastes very nice very crisp and light. Something definitely for the summer. Its a smooth drink not acidic and not too dry just a very very slight dryness to it and very refreshing. I could drink this again but it Im not in love with it.

Serving type: bottle

09-13-2009 03:10:58 | More by storksonm
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Bright clear gold, with a few carbonation bubbles erupting. Unfortunately there was no head, only some light froth that left a ring. The aroma is pretty weak, with just a touch of bready malt and a hint of lemon perhaps. I'm not expecting anything too interesting.

Dry bready taste, rather unsweetened, with the maltiness lingering on into the finish without much hop bitterness to pair. It almost feels heavy somehow, between the drying character and foamy carbonation at the front of the tongue, I feel like I am literally biting into some freshly baked bread. It's really got a flawless, clean malty flavor, although I personally would prefer more of a Pilsener-esque hop balance.

Though it's nothing special I have to give them credit for achieving what they set out to do with this beer. It is definitely a crisp summer lager that doesn't make you think too much, and it puts many similar American lagers to shame. Worth trying for sure...

Serving type: bottle

09-07-2009 05:22:47 | More by bennetj17
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3.1/5  rDev -15.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Pours an absolutely crystal clear, pale golden color, with a watery, 2 finger thick, white colored head that dissipates quite rapidly to a bubbly layer.

Lots of bready, fresh dough aromas on the nose with just a hint of spicy hops presence in the background and maybe just a hint of citrus.

Well, Dan was going for a clean flavor profile and that's exactly what we have here. Mostly some biscuity malt flavors and unlike in the aroma, I detect little to no hops on the tongue. Maybe...maybe just a hint of citrus...but not really.

Light bodied, watery and moderate carbonation. There's not really much to this beer, but I think this is a perfect beer for BMC drinkers, who don't know what flavor is to begin with. I think they would enjoy this even over Spotted Cow. Quite similar to Bud or Miller, but without the canned corn or metallic after taste. This truly is a Totally Naked beer...ie. no flavor. Certainly is quite sessionable though.

Serving type: bottle

09-03-2009 19:38:10 | More by Soneast
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3.55/5  rDev -3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4

Billed as a "Light beer" this is about as pedestrain as it gets with New Glarus. I think this is only available in summer too. Comes in a plain looking 12 ounce bottle.

Pours into my stange with a nice helles gold. 3 finger foamy white head. Leaves "digital camo" like lacing.

Smells like a lager should, no adjunct, just pure hops and malt. A little bit of sour lemonyness which seems to plague all american light lagers.

American lager characteristics show up even more in the flavor. Intense biscuity malts pair with a nice hop overtone. A bit of fruity/lemon nature kisses the tounge. Good carbonation though it is a tad bit watery. Aftertaste is mostly malty.

The low abv makes it quite the session beer although it is way over-priced compared to other New Glarus brews unfortuneately.

It is a lawnmower style beer that executes its role quite nicely.

Serving type: bottle

09-02-2009 03:44:27 | More by crossovert
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3.43/5  rDev -6.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4

A-Lemon-yellow colored body having a pure white 1.5" head with slight lacing.

S-Faint yeasty aroma.

T-Refreshingly crisp with a hint of lemon noticed on the draw making it's way into a dissappearing finish.

M-Highly carbonated thin and watery.

D-No doubt it's a great beer for it's style, but I like them a little more flavorful.

Serving type: bottle

08-24-2009 06:51:17 | More by RJUGA03
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3.63/5  rDev -0.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

12 oz bottle into a pint glass.

Pours a crystal clear pale gold, with 2 fingers of brite-white colored foam. Retains with a thin, yet frothy layer that stays rich, leaving back a latticework of lace that hangs in heavy swathes down the sides of the glass. Classic Noble hop character comes out immediately in this, being floral and spicy, a bit citric, and a touch dry in the nose. This gives way to a bloom of doughy malt in the back. While not overly robust smelling, this certainly possessed a pleasant fresh pop to it.

The taste is lightly buttered toast, jazzed up with a gentle spicy bitternes, which lends the profile a bit more firmness than it otherwise would have had. Finishes fairly clean, with maybe just a touch of spice creeping in. The mouthfeel is naturally lighter bodied, with a crisp carbonation and an overall smooth and easy drinking feel to it.

You know, this is what it is for the style, but I can tell you that, that fresh Noble hop character really set this apart for me and got both the aroma and taste over the average hump. Light, tasty, and refreshing, I could easily spend a warm Wisconsin evening with a sixer of this.

Serving type: bottle

08-19-2009 16:55:28 | More by Kegatron
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3.9/5  rDev +6.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

A - Pours a clear, pale golden color with a quickly dissipating head. Decently carbed, steady bubbles head to the top.

S - malty aroma with a touch of lemon.

T - Crisp, clean lager taste with a slight toasty flavor. Nothing complex, but well balanced and delicious.

M - There's some body to this American lager, not at all in an unpleasant way.

D - Delicious, reliable summer brew. I'd take this over a bud or miller any day of the week, and there's nothing better after mowing the lawn or while standing over a hot grill flipping burgers. It's not the most complex beer in the world but it's not meant to be. Congrats, Dan Carey, you never fail to impress.

Serving type: bottle

08-19-2009 00:58:01 | More by Dibujob
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3.35/5  rDev -8.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4

12oz bottle poured into a pint glass.

Pours a clear pale straw with a short-lived soapy head that leaves a bit of lacing along the sides.

The aroma is crisp and clean with a light toasted grain aroma with only faint hints of grassy hops and a little bit of light fruit.

The taste follows the aroma and it's mainly just light sweet malts, toasted grains and some light hops. Definitely a stripped-down beer with just the basics.

The mouthfeel is light bodied with some active carbonation.

This is a decent lager that doesn't really offer too much out of the ordinary. It's a nice drinkable lager, but nothing special.

Serving type: bottle

08-14-2009 03:36:45 | More by gford217
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2.38/5  rDev -35%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Pours light gold in a Pilsner glass with a very active body full of carbonation and a busy two finger, foamy head that dissipated completely four minutes after pour. Smell is mildly underwhelming, malt and lemon stand out amongst a background of grain - nothing that catches my attention or stands out so far. Taste is malt driven with an aftertaste that reminds me of Michelob Golden Light or any other American-made Lager - coats the throat in a way that makes me think back to nights gone by where I would have far too many beers for my own good. I had a feeling going into rating this beer that with my limited experience in the craft beer world that I would find too many similarities to the standard Lager beers found in the US. Nothing I would go rushing out to get again.

Serving type: bottle

08-14-2009 01:39:33 | More by Arsenal04
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3.68/5  rDev +0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

A - Clear straw yellow with a foamy one finger head that dissipated after a short time. Didn't really leave much in the way of lacing.

S - Somewhat sweet aroma, lemon grass and malts.

T - Malty body with a bit of a bready undertone. Very little hoppiness to it, and the hops seem to be somewhat grassy.

M & D - Mouthfeel is thinnish, finishing crisp and dry. The drinkability on this one is quite high. This is the kind of beer I would envision having in a cooler on a hot Summer day while grilling out. The low ABV defines this as a session brew.

Serving type: bottle

08-08-2009 03:47:43 | More by drizzam
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4.53/5  rDev +23.8%
look: 3 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 5

Pours a golden, clear, pale hay. Fast, bright white head, and ok bubbling. The aroma is an all grain with just a touch of lemongrass. The taste has mild, but assertive pilsner malts. With just a slight toast, the malts really make this beer go down so well. The hop add just a little smidgin of grass to balance the awesome malts a bit. They also give a little gypsum dryness to the middle of this lager. Great Summer beer, maybe my favorite Summer beer.

Serving type: bottle

07-21-2009 02:23:41 | More by scruffwhor
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New York

3.45/5  rDev -5.7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4

Thanks once again to CapitalAmber bringing me back some awesome WI beer.

Poured from the bottle into a DFH shaped pint glass

A) The beer is a very bright pale color. A surprisingly tall and fluffy head slowly recedes down to a veneer.

S) It smells very simple, mostly sort of bready and malty.

T) Lots of flavor despite it's quite low ABV. The lager yeast very clearly left its mark on this brew.

M) Inoffensive, light, easy going.

D This would be great to order a full pitcher of.

Serving type: bottle

07-19-2009 15:53:22 | More by admiralcrunch
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3.03/5  rDev -17.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

pours a very clear yellow color almost like gatorade with carbonation..the smell is lemon grass and malt faint hops..the taste is the same its like lemonade with some carbonation and some malts with some hops very watery tasting..i guess the mouth feel is good and yeah you could drink a sixer but why would you...that being said NG is an outstanding brewery with many top notch brews they are an A brewery for sure with many of my favorites in their style...this one is just not one of their best..not recommended at all..

Serving type: bottle

07-05-2009 22:23:26 | More by gatornation
Totally Naked from New Glarus Brewing Company
83 out of 100 based on 801 ratings.