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Tire Bite Golden Ale - Flying Dog Brewery

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BA SCORE
70
okay

983 Ratings
THE BROS
56
awful

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Ratings: 983
Reviews: 655
rAvg: 3.01
pDev: 17.94%
Wants: 8
Gots: 20 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Flying Dog Brewery visit their website
Maryland, United States

Style | ABV
Kölsch |  5.10% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 11-30-2001)
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Photo of Cbrazbox
1/5  rDev -66.8%

Cbrazbox, Dec 08, 2012
Photo of PaterIovisLII
1/5  rDev -66.8%

PaterIovisLII, Feb 21, 2012
Photo of Shango42
1/5  rDev -66.8%

Shango42, Dec 10, 2011
Photo of jtierney89
1.3/5  rDev -56.8%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Pours a bright gold color with lots of visible carbonation. Crystal clear with a 2 finger head of bright white color. Nose is subtle, soft, and perfumey with hints of grain and biscuit.

Crisp, on the the heartier side of being light in body with a slightly creamy mouthfeel. Grainy in flavor with good balance. Other than that not much going on. Not a great ale in anyway and kind of bland to me but I have converted many a bud drinker to the craft side by introducing them to this and working them up towards the better stuff.

Other than that though this beer serves no purpose to me.

jtierney89, Feb 08, 2012
Photo of ciachef1212
1.53/5  rDev -49.2%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5

Appearance- Light gold color and had no head retention

Smell- Has very little malt and hop aromas, but has no complexity or really much going on.

Taste- Light, clean, and refreshing

Mouthfeel- Thin and very carbonated

Overall this is a very simple Kolsch and not something I would seek out again. I love almost everything from Flying Dog but this is not for me.

ciachef1212, Mar 31, 2011
Photo of wahhmaster
1.53/5  rDev -49.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 2

Poured from a 12 oz. bottle into a 0.5L Krušovice branded pilsner glass.

Appearance: Pale yellow and translucent. Looks like a macro lager. The head is thin and fizzy and dissipates quickly leaving little to no lacing.

Smell: Has the typical grainy and beery smell of a macro. A little bit of floral hop sweetness is there, but not much.

Taste: This is one of the first beers that I can say has almost no taste at all. I honestly can't find any words to describe a taste that isn't there.

Mouthfeel: Thin, watery, and overcarbonated.

Drinkability: Go elsewhere. This beer is a major dissappointment.

wahhmaster, Sep 18, 2009
Photo of HardcoreKeith
1.53/5  rDev -49.2%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5

The Gonzo porter was great so I decided to try this offering from Flying Dog...

Appearance: Miller Lite.

Smell: Grass.

Taste: Sour. Fizzy pee. Maybe a little hop on the aftertaste.

Mouthfeel: I pretty much want to stop feeling it with my mouth.

Drinkability: Ugh, I still have four of these left.

Seriously disappointing. I can't believe they make Gonzo and also make this tripe. No redeeming value, especially at $9 for six.

HardcoreKeith, Apr 06, 2008
Photo of horshack7
1.78/5  rDev -40.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5

Appearance: This one pours a very pale golden color almost clear. With a light frothy head that thins out quick.

Aromas: Very light hop notes but thats about it not too many aromas.

Taste: This stuff does not have very much at all. Very light bodied and a little bit crisp but thats it.

Notes: This one is not too tasty the style is not too bad but the beer itself needs work. Perhaps some more flavor would not be a bad thing. My advice to all those who try it and or intend to try it stay away very far away.

horshack7, Sep 24, 2007
Photo of Darrow
1.8/5  rDev -40.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5

I generally like flying dog's beer and wile I did like the appearance (a slightly golden urine color) I think this beer may actually be brewed with bits and pieces of real tire. It my be that i am not familiar with the Kolsch style. However i would not recommend this beer at all.

Darrow, Mar 15, 2010
Photo of midwestbrewers
1.85/5  rDev -38.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 2.5

A: Golden yellow with thin pure white 1 finger head. Leaves minimal lacing and medium carbonation.

S: Grainy and bready smells. Maybe a tinge of hop smell.

T: Watery and lacking everywhere. Some malts come through and the beer is relatively smooth. Moderate to high carbonation.

Overall not impressed with this beer. No real flavor, and watery. I tend to stray to the extremes of the beer spectrum and this does not fall into that category. Good beer Flying Dog!!

midwestbrewers, Jan 13, 2011
Photo of jsh420
1.85/5  rDev -38.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

pours gold with a 1/4 finger head that leaves no lacing

smell - i have had bottled water with more aroma

taste much like the smell - water and faint grains

mouthfeel is very light with decent carbonation

drinkability is ok i guess - i did drink this beer in 10min - just trying to pick up something from this beer flavor??? where are you

i will never buy this beer again

jsh420, May 15, 2009
Photo of AllThingsNinja
1.9/5  rDev -36.9%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

The aptly named tire bite tastes a bit like grass and dirt. Unfortunately, the best thing about the beer is the label. It's unfortunate that Ralph Steadman didn't put his talents to work elsewhere on high quality beers. This golden ale seems a bit too pale and watery. It formed little head. The aromas were grassy as were the simple, thin flavors. I can't believe that it claims to be a Kolsch. This beer is clearly designed to have broad appeal but offers nothing of interest for a beer drinker looking to enjoy a kolsch ale.

AllThingsNinja, May 01, 2004
Photo of mrasskicktastic
1.9/5  rDev -36.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Appearance - A pale urine yellow with a small head that vanishes quickly. A small bit of lacing.

Smell - A very weak diacetyl and stomach acid odor, most unpleasant.

Taste - A little metallic, but mostly a rice lager flavor with a musky sour/bitter aftertaste. As it warms, it develops a strong stomach acid taste. A craft brew that should be drank at 33 degrees. Yuck.

Mouthfeel - Thick and foamy. Better than the other aspects of this beer.

Drinkability - Although I could drink another. I'll pass. Finishing this one is challenging enough. Not the worst beer ever. But I'll take almost anything else over it.

mrasskicktastic, Aug 09, 2005
Photo of nickhiller
1.93/5  rDev -35.9%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

A: Urine, straw, unsurprisingly... golden. Weak head, clear, no lacing (bubbles just drip down the side of glass)

S: Like a sweet white wine, a riesling maybe, and strong honey

T: Watery, lager-y, tastes like a [bad] wheat beer, watered down honey, no bitterness whatsoever

M: Very light body (think Bud Light, but sweet). Very little carbonation.

D: About as drinkable and sessionable as a flat, overly sweet Bud Light.

nickhiller, Nov 23, 2010
Photo of TLove
1.93/5  rDev -35.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5

(From Notes)

12 oz bottle to glass tumbler.

To be drunk with shellfish or white sausage ideally. Otherwise, don't bother. Light, yellow body with fizzy, clearish head. Very light, herbal hops with a slight bitterness and Busch Light-esque smell (translation - really bad). The beer dissipates on the tongue. Dry and pretty tasteless. Sour, unattributable finish.

A poor tribute to the Kolsch.

TLove, Jul 31, 2009
Photo of Budlum
1.95/5  rDev -35.2%
look: 1.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 3

Pours a very light straw-yellow color with a thin, foamy head lasting about ten seconds. Very, very clear and not very beer-like. This is beer, right?

Light and nutty malt presence on the nose. The yeast is represented with a peanut aroma. Very faint hop presence. This is beer, right?

Slight and barely noticeable malt flavor loaded with cheap cereal malt tastes. Some dry hop tones but nothing special. The only slightly redeeming quality is a tasty yeast presence providing some nutty, vanilla flavors. It doesn't taste bad. It just doesn't really taste like anything. I'm really stretching to describe noticeable flavors.

Mouthfeel is clean and crisp. This brew is just way too watered down.

Drinkability is probably good. One could drink about six of these and still not taste much of anything that resembles beer. Very disappointing.

Budlum, Sep 21, 2006
Photo of Zodijackyl
1.95/5  rDev -35.2%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 2

12oz brown bottle with some ridiculous artwork and no freshness date. Pours a dull yellow/gold similar to a macro with little head. Smells weakly of bland grain with a similarity to adjuncts, some diacetyl smell in the middle, and a touch of mild floral hops. Taste is watery, weak and bland grains, and a little bit of unpleasant sourness from the hops. Aftertaste is sour butter diluted in water. Hardly drinkable because the aftertaste is unpleasant. Hardly any flavor, very watery, and a few unpleasant notes that stand out, though everything is bland and weak.

Zodijackyl, Aug 10, 2010
Photo of Sperzel
1.98/5  rDev -34.2%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 3

Presentation: 12 oz brown bottle

Appearance: A dull gold not unlike a Redbull or Gingerale. Small creamy head with very little lacing.

Smell: Light and sweet with a faint hoppiness and bit of apple and/or lemon.

Taste & Mouthfeel: Lacking in both malts and hops. A small amount of bitterness lingers a bit, but mostly watery with a dry, stale finish.

Notes: Got this in a mix pack and I'm glad I did. I won't be stuck with a six pack of these. Although drinkable, not my first choice for a summer ale.

Sperzel, Apr 26, 2009
Photo of Marc33
2/5  rDev -33.6%

Marc33, Dec 27, 2011
Photo of virinow
2/5  rDev -33.6%

virinow, Nov 16, 2011
Photo of lcdawg
2/5  rDev -33.6%

lcdawg, Apr 03, 2012
Photo of bashiba
2/5  rDev -33.6%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Poured bright yellow clear, with a fizzy white head.

Smell had a light grainyness to it, very light.

Taste pretty much like any US produced macro lager. A very light grain flavor, no hops. Boring.

Mouthfeel is very watery.

Just plain boring, and not good.

bashiba, Jul 30, 2006
Photo of LJWalker
2/5  rDev -33.6%

LJWalker, Feb 07, 2012
Photo of Erdinger2003
2/5  rDev -33.6%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Appearance is very light in color, and the head is very thin almost non-existant without a lace.

I can smell only lager, barely.

Taste is weak and leaves the palate very fast, but tastes like a lager with some weird after tastes.

Mouthfeel is water, just feels like water.

I don't think I'll ever have anther one of these.

Erdinger2003, Apr 14, 2006
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2/5  rDev -33.6%

BGsWo22, Mar 20, 2013
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Tire Bite Golden Ale from Flying Dog Brewery
70 out of 100 based on 983 ratings.