Corona Extra - Grupo Modelo S.A. de C.V.
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1.27/5 rDev -44.8%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 2
Poured from a bottle into which someone snuck a lime (this was handed to me, so I didn't get much choice in presentation) and into a pint glass, to raised eyebrows all around.
This beer looks like pee after you've had too many beers. If anything it's pale yellow, but barely has color at all. You can see entire landscapes undistorted behind it. The smell resembles a cross between boiled cabbage and an avocado left to rot in a paper grocery bag which you had the lack of sense to get a good whiff of. Pretty gross.
I'm not even sure I should include a "taste" category. Maybe success minute rice? This beer tastes like nothing, except the faint trace of lime from the added treatment it got. It has zilcho in the way of character. Ditto for mouthfeel. You might as well drink a tonic with lime. But make sure you do so in a cabana. On the beach. Only then will it be "muy autentico." My ass. Pretty bottle with lizards on the front don't sell it for this gringo.
Serving type: bottle
09-24-2008 01:31:35 | More by TheycallmeTim
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