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Heineken Lager Beer - Heineken Nederland B.V.

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BA SCORE
64
poor

3,493 Ratings
THE BROS
69
poor

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Ratings: 3,493
Reviews: 1,230
rAvg: 2.71
pDev: 25.46%
Wants: 9
Gots: 227 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Heineken Nederland B.V. visit their website
Netherlands

Style | ABV
Euro Pale Lager |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: OldFrothingSlosh on 01-29-2001)
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KingJason

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2/5  rDev -26.2%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

I've always felt an immense disgust with this beer. Personally, its a beer reserved for those who do not realize how massively marketed this beer is and without a doubt even though the real great beer from Holland is Laura Stone the Calvin Klein model or Armin and Afro Jack's music out of the Netherlands they would not even brag about this after they knocked down some Chimay with roses at the feet of Alessandra Ambrosio the Brazilian super model they call her body the Bugatti, they envied like Heineken envies the taste of a Brazillian score from Neymar on Los Blancos. El Classico darling.

And the bottle is real MTV TRL, like a has been.

Serving type: bottle

10-26-2013 17:29:59 | More by KingJason
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Heineken Lager Beer from Heineken Nederland B.V.
64 out of 100 based on 3,493 ratings.