Heineken Lager Beer - Heineken Nederland B.V.
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Reviews by TheHammer:
3.2/5 rDev +18.1%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3
Appearance: Ahh Heineken, known worldwide for your green can and bottle. It's been a while since a did a Macro's flagship brand so here goes. Poured with a half finger of head that was gone in mere seconds. Thus, it goes without saying the beer does not retain it's head nor does the beer lace. The beer itself is a crystal clear color that reminds me of sweet corn. However it is also a bit low on the carbonation.
Smell: You'd think that having it in a can, they could do something about the skunk. Thankfully though, the skunk clears quite quickly leaving with a sweet corn smell with a nice citrus backdrop and a dash of grassy hops.
Taste: Nothing elaborate going on in the taste department, but nothing bad. Starts with a bit of a tame straw like flavor which would normally be a put off for me, but it is balanced by just the right touch of malt. It then turns to a incredibly well tempered mix of mixed hop bitterness that shows solid balance.
Mouthfeel: This beer is very clean, very crisp however it leaves just a slight touch of plastic aftertaste. The carbonation while a little lacking, I personally feels helps this beer keep the hops in check. It could use a slight boost as the beer does come off a little bit watery, but it's a minor complaint. Also points get deducted for the complete lack of head.
Drinkability: It does go down very smoothly and the low carbonation certainly helps it's case. It's a very refreshing beer but it's a little bit heavy on the gut. That and the plastic aftertaste stops you from having more then a few. All in all, average.
Final Thoughts: Well, it's Heineken and it's everything you'd expect from a big name brewer. However, I'd say out of the Macros the green skunk is probably one of the better ones, although that's not saying much. I get the feeling if it was closer to the source it would be even better. All in all, pretty much the beer I'd pick if I was surrounded by other big name beers that were lacking.
Serving type: can
04-24-2009 22:53:53 | More by TheHammer
More User Reviews:
3.69/5 rDev +36.2%
look: 4 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75
I don't like when people give Heineken a bad rap and continue to promote other lagers full of garbage preservatives and additives but everyone is entitled to their opinion that's what reviews are for. Not the best GMO free beer but its good and has good availability. I would choose Amstel over it but I enjoy it. I like its fizz. Smell isn't great but it really doesn't taste like it smells. Good for any occasion really. But once the temp raises its awful.
Serving type: bottle
07-24-2014 23:26:53 | More by DustinYetman
4.08/5 rDev +50.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4
From what I see people here give really negative reviews for this beer. I don't know, maybe worse batch? In my humble opinion - this is basically the best "quick" lager beer you can get on the market. Wanna have a quick light beer? This is the perfect choice. I'll choose it over any other lager for a casual talk with friends. The taste is really good (cooled down), it doesn't smell terribly BAD and has an okay color.
Serving type: bottle
07-23-2014 16:29:00 | More by bagnz0r
1/5 rDev -63.1%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
In my opinion this is the worst beer on the market today. Or I should say the American Heineken is the worst. Apparently if you get it in Europe it is way better but I have yet to see. It was near clear with a little fiz. The smell was skunky as was the taste with a bad lingering aftertaste. It's one of the most popular beers in America and I just don't understand why.
Serving type: on-tap
07-23-2014 13:36:18 | More by WhiteHillsStore
Heineken Lager Beer from Heineken Nederland B.V.
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