Cerveza Caguama - Cerveceria La Constancia S.A. / BevCo Ltd
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2.15/5 rDev -1.4%
32 fl oz. clear glass bottle with standard pressure cap served into a generic hefeweissbier glass in low altitude Los Angeles, California. Reviewed live. Expectations are low.
A: Pours a four finger head of no real cream, okay thickness, and decent retention. Colour is a clear yellow.
Sm: Light cream and clean barley. That's about it. I'm unimpressed. The aroma is moderate in strength.
T: Clean barley makes up the foundation, with stale cream and badly handled malt atop. The balance is off and the build is poorly handled. It's really not great, but none of the flavours are foul per se.
Mf: Smooth and wet, but stale and too thick. Doesn't suit the flavours.
Dr: Drinkable, but bad. I wouldn't buy this again. With pacifico on the market, even fans of the style should avoid this one.
10-05-2011 06:35:16 | More by kojevergas
1.53/5 rDev -29.8%
Pours a pale yellow color, some carbonation, little foamy/fizzy white head, barely some sticky lacing left behind. The nose is slightly malty, with lots of grains/rice notes, skunky. The taste is sweet, kinda malty, grainy/ricy. Light Body, slightly dry finish. Would not drink again, JUNK BEER!
08-24-2011 01:39:51 | More by Wasatch
3.6/5 rDev +65.1%
If you like other Mexican beers, you'll like this one. Typical color, smell, head and lacing of the style - nothing really new here. It's not as flat tasting as other Mexicans, and has decent carbonation (comparatively speaking). It's a little sweet on the way down, with the after-taste being a bit dry. I prefer this beer over the "other" commercial brands.
07-13-2011 01:44:12 | More by BeerYain
2/5 rDev -8.3%
12 oz can found in the back of the fridge
Appearance - Clear gold/yellow colour with an above average size fizzy white coloured head. There is an above average amount of carbonation showing and there is a pretty decent amount of lacing. The head lasted for around five minutes before it was gone.
Smell - Grains/bread, corn, skunk
Taste & Mouth - The beer has a low amount of carbonation and feels very thin. There is a lot of corn flavour mixed with some grains and some skunk. It finishes with a adjunct corn aftertaste.
Overall - Well, at least it looked fairly decent in the glass. I wouldn't drink this beer again.. even as a lawnmower beer.
04-08-2011 22:29:50 | More by spinrsx
1.9/5 rDev -12.8%
Just by looking at the orangish yellow tint to this beer, you know you are about to drink something nasty. This beer is the epitome of skunky in both smell and taste. It tastes like a day old stale Corona, but even worse. This is an absolute embarrassment to the brewers of this beer. No wonder a 32 oz bottle is only $1.99. I guess this would be well received amongst Mexican hobos.
12-30-2010 08:17:13 | More by ronniebruner
1.38/5 rDev -36.7%
Not impressed with the pour, color or head. The color is a pale yellow rating a 4 on the SRM Chart. The head was little finger high for about 10 seconds, and I tried hard to get a good head. The first impression is a hint of lime over nothing else. There is little to no taste of anything I can decern, very bland. Water has about the same feeling as this brew. I will avoid this beer unless it would hurt someones feelings if they offered me one. Don't spend your hard earned cash on this one unless you like very light lager.
10-08-2010 20:43:27 | More by beerprovedwright
1.68/5 rDev -22.9%
Thanks to thirdeye11 for sharing this huge (946 ml) clear-bottled beer.
The beer pours a clear yellow color with a white head. The aroma is a wonderful mix of skunk spray and corn. The flavor is somehow just as bad if not worse. I get a lot of adjuncts and a lot of skunk. This is one of the skunkiest beers I have tried. Light mouthfeel and medium carbonation.
07-10-2010 05:36:51 | More by Mora2000
3.05/5 rDev +39.9%
Appearance: Looks near identical to the Caguama Light, so, what the heck, let's just copy/paste that here: Pours out a clear, fairly light yellow body with an airy, dainty-looking, white head.
Smell: Ill-boding nose smelling a bit strong of skunk. I'll watch some Star Trek: TNG while it wafts away. Eventually settles into a meagerly grainy extra pale malt nose with some weak notes of floral-toned hops.
Taste: A sweet taste of cereal grains with a modest backing of corn. Light floral hop character with a thin measure of bitterness. Dry, clean, crisp finish.
Mouthfeel: Light-bodied. Medium-plus carbonation.
Drinkability: Acceptable, sufficient even! When tasted back-to-back against the Caguama Light, the standard Caguama is a skosh more crisp and a bit less corny, both pluses for lagers in my book.
04-11-2010 03:55:31 | More by ChainGangGuy
1.93/5 rDev -11.5%
Pours a clear, wan yellow with a white head that quickly dissipates - hardly looks like beer at all. Aroma is a bit fruity and has a strong skunky overtone. Flavor is just strong and just malty enough to pass for beer. Texture is smooth and a little tingly. Nothing to write home about - but I was willing to give El Salvadorian beer a fair shake.
01-21-2010 02:36:52 | More by Cyberkedi
2.15/5 rDev -1.4%
Poured out of a clear bomber fattie into a Duvel tulip. Looks like any other thinned out lager that you might find in the grocery store--pale and fizzy. Smells pretty skunked, musty, something a little off maybe from damage since there is so much light exposure on this stupid bottle design. Taste is blah, mouthfeel is poor and thin. Drinkability is fine.
11-01-2009 00:51:11 | More by merryjoulton
2.23/5 rDev +2.3%
Appearance: Very pale, watery looking. Head was thin, nothing remarkable, dissipated quickly.
Smell: Kind of like a skunk rolling in hay. Not very pleasant, but not so horrible that I couldn't drink it
Taste: Semi-Cold - Just OK. First one was just out of the car after getting it from the store, so not very cold. Taste was a bit off, very malty. Ice Cold - Threw a couple in the icebox for 20 min, had one, and it was a much better taste. The malty taste gave way to some more subtle flavors, a little hoppy, a little roasted corn, still very malty.
Mouthfeel: Non-existent. Hardly tell you are drinking anything at all, my impression of what the mouthfeel of rubbing alcohol would be like.
Drinkability: Overall, not good, not terrible. I could see slamming down a few after mowing on a hot day, but for just sitting around sipping a brew in the sun and enjoying it, this is not the one.
07-22-2009 21:05:05 | More by thejunker
2.23/5 rDev +2.3%
A - Poured a clear straw color with a white head that fades quickly
S - Is of fruity grainy malt
T - Like the smell not horrible but not too good either
M - This beer has a light body with high carbonation to it
D - This beer is really just ok I think it would have been a lot better if I was drinking it in my pool than as the mystery beer at the beer bar
02-01-2009 19:45:19 | More by armock
3.25/5 rDev +49.1%
Got this one in a mixed six pack. Will not make that mistake again
A- Yellow/golden piss color. Very clear with a soapy head
S- Smells like macro lager with a bit of skunk
T- Reminds me of corona but lighter. Like corn husk and honey
M- Very light and pretty refreshing
D- Very drinkable. No problem in this department
11-27-2008 01:42:37 | More by EnojysAnyBeer
3.18/5 rDev +45.9%
I've already reviewed the Caguama Special Export, most of what I said about that beer stands with this one...
It has a little more skunky taste & aroma, isn't quite as drinkable as the Special Export. Beer salt and/or a lime compliment any Caguama better than any other beer I've had. I don't care much for the lime so I just do a little beer salt and it is great. It is fairly weak beer, but it goes down easy, very refreshing, and the best bang-for-your buck beer... at $9.99 per 12 pack at Kroger, I'd buy this over a coors/bud/miller/etc. ANY time! While this isn't as drinkable as the special export, i like it MUCH better than Corona.
11-26-2008 19:44:58 | More by LPool
1.78/5 rDev -18.3%
Poured the lightest pale golden color I've ever seen in a beer, with a foamy one finger head which left some lacing.
Smelled like a skunk in a cornfield.
Tasted very weak, almost hard to discern anything that stood out really. I've had worse tasting beers, but only because they actually had some sort of taste to them whereas this one practically doesn't.
Mouthfeel was awful. This beer was not thin, it was anorexic. I drank some water after drinking some of this brew and the water felt like a milkshake in my mouth compared to this beer. This one goes into my "Worst Mouthfeel of All Time" hall of fame in the #1 spot.
Drinkability? Let's put it this way ... it's a great beer for people who don't like beer. I'm glad someone gave me a can of this because if I'd paid a cent for it I would have felt ripped off. In fact, I feel ripped off anyways.
09-03-2008 23:33:41 | More by JBogan
1.15/5 rDev -47.2%
32-ounce clear fatty-style bottle poured into a pokal glass yields a clear pale straw body with a huge snappy white head fed by streamers of active carbonation. The foam settles slowly and leaves a good amount of lacing spattered on the glass. The beer actually looks really good for the style, but unfortunately that's the last right move the brewers made with Cerveza Caguama.
Though a Great Loggerhead Turtle adorns the bottle, the aroma from within is pure skunk. (Well, a skunk kept in a cardboard box and fed stale corn flakes drizzled in bargain-brand dishwashing liquid would probably be a more accurate description, but I'm digressing...)
The taste of the drink is quite sweet, with a clean corniness that I don't hate, but a thin watery body that I do. No bitterness. No crispness. Just sweet with a bit of wet paper bag and sourness.
This beer, at approximately 26 remaining ounces of the 32 original, now holds the dubious distinction of being my most voluminous drainpour to date. Pisswater! Swill!
08-10-2008 22:39:55 | More by cvstrickland
2.93/5 rDev +34.4%
My wife grimaces at the stuff I've been drinking lately (high-ABV IPAs, festive winter ales, etc.), so today I decided to be sweet and pick up something for her. She said she likes Corona with a lime, and this colorful loggerhead turtle says he's a lot like Corona. Plusour new superbly-stocked-with-"specialty"-brews Kroger is pushing it as a "Kroger brand" beer, so it's wicked cheap if you've got a Kroger card.
She really liked the colorful loggerhead turtle on the carton and decided she was willing to try it (after deciding that she couldn't decide on which wine to get). I ended up drinking two when I got home.
Overall, it's a cheap Corona substitute from Central America (El Salvador). Looks like a Corona: clear goldish yellow. Head like a Corona: light, fizzy and gone in seconds. Smells like a Corona: why do all the "south of the border" beers have that skunky smell? Tastes like a Corona, and with lime... maybe it's been too long since I've had a Corona, and I'll probably catch hell for saying thismight even lose beer karma pointsbut... it might even taste better than a Corona (hey, it tastes better than that miserable Tequiza).
Overall, I'd say it wasn't all that bad. Definitely not the IPAs I'm used to, but its lower alcohol content means it's a real thirst-quencherand you won't end up stumbling all over the place if you drink a couple while cleaning out the garage... which is always best done with a beer nearby!
01-07-2007 05:00:39 | More by StarSAELS
Cerveza Caguama from Cerveceria La Constancia S.A. / BevCo Ltd
56 out of 100 based on 84 ratings.