Wynkoop to release Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (no joke)

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  1. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2005 Texas

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/beer/2012/10/01/joke-wynkoop-brews-rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/6330/
    Looks like it will be making an appearance at GABF this year.

    Can't wait for the ISO posts...

    ISO: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout; FT: My left nut!
     
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  2. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2010 Florida

    And here I always thought that bull balls would go better with the flavor profile of a Gose
     
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  3. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2009 Virginia

    I was just about to issue a "WTF?" as to why testicles were an ingredient in an oyster stout. Good thing I clicked on the article. :flushed:
     
  4. MaxSpang

    MaxSpang Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2011 Ohio
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    It takes a lot of balls to brew a beer like that.
     
  5. jivex5k

    jivex5k Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Florida

    LOL
    That's.....interesting.
     
  6. Todd

    Todd Founder (13,254) Aug 23, 1996 Finland
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    More from today's press release:
    Here's a pic of them preparing the testicles ...
    [​IMG]

    Blog post for even more info:
    http://www.wynkoop.com/beer-blog/item/150-wynkoop-to-release-ballsiest-beer-ever
     
  7. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2005 Texas

    all i could read from that was 'meaty loads'...:flushed:
     
  8. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,206) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    They're lucky they have Marty Jones as their pitchman. This one...I just don't think I can...
     
  9. PaulB

    PaulB Initiate (0) Sep 3, 2002 Massachusetts

    Just tell your fellow tickers it's a Nut Brown Ale
     
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  10. oldp0rt

    oldp0rt Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2011 Canada (QC)

    That's a great idea... I have a skunk invasion at my place, I can just catch them, put them in the blender and use them for home brewing..
     
  11. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,274) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Swallow...?
    Really, how many people have had mikkeller beer geek brunch weasel? If I can drink weasel shit I'm pretty sure this won't be an issue either.
     
  12. gestyr

    gestyr Savant (1,001) Dec 5, 2005 Pennsylvania

    I am not sure I have the balls to try this. :slight_smile:
     
  13. joshclauss

    joshclauss Zealot (689) Oct 31, 2010 Colorado

    I bet it wins gold in experimental.
     
  14. knucks999

    knucks999 Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2008 Colorado

    Oh man, you're probably so right, that's hilarious. I just hope it's been sold before the GABF deadline, or else it's not admissible.
     
  15. SalukiAlum

    SalukiAlum Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Colorado

    I bet I try some!!
     
  16. joshclauss

    joshclauss Zealot (689) Oct 31, 2010 Colorado

    @Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"
     
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  17. Slatetank

    Slatetank Grand Pooh-Bah (3,677) Oct 9, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    I would be interested since the testicles are sterile (from boiling)
     
  18. VegasBeerMan

    VegasBeerMan Initiate (0) Jul 28, 2007 Nevada

    If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
    The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.
     
  19. MileHighShooter

    MileHighShooter Initiate (0) Nov 23, 2010 Colorado

    Yes it does! Apparently, it takes 3 per barrel! lol
     
  20. southdenverhoo

    southdenverhoo Maven (1,363) Aug 13, 2004 Colorado

    some days, more than others, I remember what my dear old pappy told me, back in '65 I believe it was. During the "birds and bees" talk I believe.

    "Son, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it, do you understand?"
     
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