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Bad Trader Alert: CJS

Discussion in 'Beer Trading Talk & Help' started by kdmcguire10, Feb 13, 2013.

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  1. ant880

    ant880 Advocate (635) New York Nov 7, 2010

    I would pay a decent amount of money to hear, not only, the phone conversation with the person who picked up at Founders, but the conversation at the bar among the employees that night when they began discussing the momo who called asking about electrical tape and waxed CBS bottles.
  2. I'll take a stab at what was said right after the phone was hung up: "fucking beer advocate"
  3. jaIsPoAn

    jaIsPoAn Savant (375) New York Aug 1, 2012

    Hahahaha what a moron
  4. abecall98

    abecall98 Advocate (540) California Aug 11, 2007

    Wow, CJS is really twenty twelving it up in here!

    I can't be so quick to call him a beer thief or anything of that nature quite yet, because out of all of this, he is only up a single Dark Lord. Not sure a thief would settle so low. I honestly think this CJS guy really thinks he got screwed, but is too stubborn to make it right. CJS, just send the Hunahpus and call it a day, you are only digging your hole further here.

    What a thread!
  5. marcgo2

    marcgo2 Aficionado (225) Illinois Nov 16, 2010

    I tried this once, but screwed up and filled the bottle of Rare with Bud Light. :)
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  6. MordorMongo

    MordorMongo Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2009

    Dude is sending back DL therefore will escape the bad trader list. Reason #224 for an official DICK MOVE list as this qualifies ole boy for like slot #4 or 5.
  7. surlytheduff

    surlytheduff Savant (380) Michigan Jul 22, 2010

    He needs to send a money order to cover the guy's initial shipping as well. Trader's remorse for landing a bottle past it's prime in a previous trade isn't justification for screwing someone out of $10 - $15 dollars of shipping costs.
  8. KevSal

    KevSal Advocate (585) California Oct 17, 2010



    only reasonable conclusion im afraid...
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  9. FanClub

    FanClub Zealot (95) Indiana Nov 2, 2012

    You should definitely make a dick move google doc
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  10. This thread is lilt the same thing as being on the bad traders list. Who would trade with this moron now?
  11. FanClub

    FanClub Zealot (95) Indiana Nov 2, 2012

    it will get deleted, probably sooner than later
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  12. And the ISO:FT thread has been nuked, shocker. I think the details of the final arrangement need to be posted here as well so the OP can update when he receives a box and verifies it is indeed an authentic DL with original wax bearing no evidence of tampering. Upon drinking said DL, he should also confirm that it tastes like the othes he had in the past. Not that this thread will last either, but the conversation obviously didn't belong in that forum.
  13. weatherdog

    weatherdog Savant (470) Illinois Nov 7, 2007

    You think that's bad, I once got drunk while packing up boxes and filled up a Bud Light bottle with Rare. I need to get help for my dyslexia.
  14. sendsilk

    sendsilk Savant (490) Florida Aug 31, 2007

    Who the F wants Dark Lord over Hunahpu's? He needs to send the OP Hunahpu's per the original trade. Asshat.
  15. marcgo2

    marcgo2 Aficionado (225) Illinois Nov 16, 2010

    See that can't be true or the space-time continuum would have stopped.
  16. sendsilk

    sendsilk Savant (490) Florida Aug 31, 2007

    Lol, sorry Scott! You even sent me a DL! Not that I'm hating it, but it's certainly no Hunahpu's!
  17. Damn I hate censoring myself...but I can't risk the ban hammer in the middle of Super Bowl Squares shipping.
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  18. MordorMongo

    MordorMongo Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2009

    Dude no offense at all, why the hell do you think I sent it to you for free??! Hahahah
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  19. ksurkin

    ksurkin Savant (250) Virginia Jan 9, 2009

    everyone be on the lookout for a new user offering to trade Murcielago for whalez.
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  20. Steimie

    Steimie Initiate (0) Michigan Jan 7, 2012

    Or offering to trade CBS.
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  21. Romulux

    Romulux Initiate (0) Michigan Jan 28, 2008

    That CBS is obviously a fake! Everyone knows Founders corks it before they cap, tape and wax it! You make CJS, angry!
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  22. MordorMongo

    MordorMongo Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2009

    I took a step back and pontificated on this thread and the developments of the day, if you will. Seeing the ravenous reaction reminded me of my favorite poem and I felt the need to share in case some of you out there have never seen the following beautiful work of the English language :

    "Fuck me like fried potatoes
    On the most beautifully hungry
    Morning of my God-damn life."

    Thanks Mr. Brautigan.
  23. Rempo

    Rempo Initiate (0) Indiana Jan 18, 2010

    OP, have you ever taped and waxed a Cantillon bottle? That would be boss.
  24. marcgo2

    marcgo2 Aficionado (225) Illinois Nov 16, 2010

    Fine, deleted.
  25. And mine is edited. Just making sure that no one gets in more trouble thanks to this piece of flaccid fecal matter
  26. How about you two should have given yourself some time to work things out before going straight to the public forums? Those messages were from TODAY!
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  27. Steimie

    Steimie Initiate (0) Michigan Jan 7, 2012

    Nah, I'm glad the antics of CJS were made public right away, especially since he had just posted a ISO:FT thread.
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  28. Says the guy from Orlando...


    Also this^
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  29. No. You give someone the benefit of the doubt to make things right. You try to work something out. Then if that doesn't work... it goes to the public forums.

    Regardless of the facts, and I do believe that OP is in the right, it seems a little childish and whiny to come here so quickly.
  30. kdmcguire10

    kdmcguire10 Savant (365) Michigan Jul 15, 2011

    I normally would have but saw a lot of posts in the FT/ISO forums and felt a certain duty to protect any other potential victims
  31. tewaris

    tewaris Advocate (595) Minnesota Jul 14, 2009

    Umm, what doubt? That his evil cat wrote the emails to the OP?
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  32. Steimie

    Steimie Initiate (0) Michigan Jan 7, 2012

    I have a CBS to trade you if you'd like...
  33. See... now there is a good answer.

    I hope things work out for you. If they don't then I'll be more than willing to send a Hunahpu your way in March.
  34. mattafett

    mattafett Savant (465) Iowa Mar 9, 2009

    Winter was really starting to drag on. Now it is gold everyday. Long live BA!!!!!!
  35. Oh come on. Orlando is a huge ass city.
  36. Normally I'd agree with you if the person I'm dealing with is being rational. But accusing me of sending a fake beer, then holding beer you owe me hostage over it? At that point I have no faith in that person trying to make things right or working something out and I would want to make sure no one else gets screwed. I see nothing childish or whiny about the OP posting this how or when he did.
  37. lurchingbeast

    lurchingbeast Initiate (0) Illinois Feb 19, 2009

    I just wanted to chime in here briefly to let my fans know that I will not be posting anything funny in this thread. I know you are all expecting it. I feel it would be a waste of 'likes' since termination is imminent.
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  38. I'm honestly surprised that sending fake beer doesn't happen more often - especially people refilling bottles of Rare with regular BCBS.
  39. mattafett

    mattafett Savant (465) Iowa Mar 9, 2009

    I thought if it was an '09 bomber, that would be preferred.
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