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Bitzy, where art thou?

Discussion in 'Beer Trading Talk & Help' started by drummermattie02, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. Trying to tell some guys the story of Bitzy, but it's hard to relay the awesomeness without screen grabs. If anyone has some good ones, please link here.

    Mods, if there's a better place for this, feel free to move it. I know it's only tangentially related to trading, but is a good tale about what happens when keepin' it real goes wrong.
     
  2. Here is something:

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  3. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Lol, never seen that but its a great lesson for many current and would traders. "Don't write checks your ass can't cash". Or should I say "don't trade beers you can't deliver"?

    Trading is fun but expensive and when someone doesn't deliver their end of the deal after receiving beers, that is STEALING!
     
  4. jrnyc

    jrnyc Advocate (640) New York Mar 21, 2010

    I think there is a video of this guy out there somewhere too!
     
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  5. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Tell me this is a joke, actually don't. I'd rather believe its out there and never know any better than find out it doesn't exist.
     
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  6. He used to do beer reviews and interviews.
     
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  7. smakawhat

    smakawhat Poobah (1,170) Maryland Mar 18, 2008

    Is he still trying to get into law school???
     
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  8. holy crap lol. when did this happen?
     
  9. Haha that's priceless. I still remember that thread, it holds special place in my heart.
     
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  10. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (505) Texas Nov 27, 2011

  11. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Hahahahahaha...how did I miss that? Best read of the year!

    It also saddens and intrigues me that I recognize so many names that are no longer here for one reason or another. I've always been curious to know how active "older" (is in time registered with BA) members are compared to when they first joined or what the avg length of time a user stays "active" (ie logs in daily, posts consistently, etc). Totally off topic and irrelevant I know.

    I wonder what 'ole Blitzy is up to now a days? Surely he's no longer on mommy and daddy's pay role, I'd hope.
     
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  12. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Champion (750) Pennsylvania Dec 11, 2008

    It shows how memory can be very visual. Reading through I just recognized all the old avatars of people that regularly posted.
     
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  13. Great read. What a thieving douche.
     
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  14. That thread never gets old.
     
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  15. YES. Thanks @nesarebad and @kmello69 The video of him interviewing Sam may be one of the best things I've ever seen.
     
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  16. Treebute

    Treebute Aficionado (155) Ohio Jul 13, 2011

    Anyone has links to the videos. Would love to see them
     
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  17. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    @kmello69??? c'mon buddy, don't let us down.
     
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  18. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (505) Texas Nov 27, 2011

    I think they've all been deleted. His Twitter account is gone too. Maybe his parents made him get rid of them ;)
     
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  19. Glad I could help, I think @kmello69 really brought the goods. :)
     
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  20. Odds are he lurks among us...:eek:
     
  21. alfie

    alfie Savant (255) Michigan Apr 16, 2013

  22. [​IMG]

    Chuckledick #1
     
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  23. jivex5k

    jivex5k Advocate (600) Florida Apr 13, 2011

    Even the guy to his right looks 100% done with dealing with his shit.
     
  24. That's his Dad who is sick and tired of his kid's shit.
     
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  25. He's married. Here's a link to his LOTR themed scavenger hunt proposal. I take no responsibility for any lost pants due to shitting/pissing yourself.
    https://www.facebook.com/bezalel.wasser/media_set?set=a.619702240107.1073741825.52602227&type=3
     
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  26. [​IMG]


    Looks like he up and took all that beer money and spent it on a ring and costume. The Inigo Montoya movie-worn vest alone must have been 2 g's


    Warning: Do not "click" the actual picture
     
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  27. weaksauce

    weaksauce Savant (325) Ohio Sep 2, 2010

    Homebrewing! It's awesome.

     
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  28. The sword couldn't have came cheap.
     
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  29. Only made it 65 seconds into the video before I had to stop to gasp for air
     
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  30. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Lolololololloool...this can't be real, this is the best thing to hit BA since the original. I feel like I'm on drugs...in a bad way. Its horrendous but I can't stop watching. BA A+ list celebrity right here. Bitzy, next time I'm in NYC beers on me, holla if you're out there (I know you are ;))

    Jesus Cristo, I can't take anymore. I'm gonna have to absorb this in pieces, hahahaha.
     
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  31. weaksauce

    weaksauce Savant (325) Ohio Sep 2, 2010

  32. Seriously never hit refresh more in the past 30 minutes on any webpage ever. I cant stop laughing.


    Between the FB, Youtube vids, and BA convo, im almost crying here....
     
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  33. HBW 28 only watched about 20 seconds but he is shit canned in it.
     
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  34. The incredible thing is that I don't think he is. How the hell did this guy steal from another BA and get away with it? It seems like this dude couldn't put all the pieces together to even steal a penny from the Take-A-Penny jar at the gas station
     
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  35. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (655) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    So I assume these videos are vintage Bitzy? or are they more recent? Thanks for the "research" weaksauce.
     
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  36. riemster

    riemster Advocate (595) Ohio Mar 17, 2011

    That thing can not be human. #beertubing
     
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  37. treznor

    treznor Savant (445) North Carolina Dec 20, 2006

    Nope, those posts from his blog and the videos are new material.
     
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  38. Holy shit. I go to Canada for a couple days and this thread goes from solid to epic. It's the fact that people like this exist that make life worth living. And chuckling about.
     
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