Bitzy, where art thou?

Discussion in 'Bad Traders' started by drummermattie02, Jul 23, 2014.

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  1. drummermattie02

    drummermattie02 Advocate (685) Texas May 10, 2009 Verified

    Trying to tell some guys the story of Bitzy, but it's hard to relay the awesomeness without screen grabs. If anyone has some good ones, please link here.

    Mods, if there's a better place for this, feel free to move it. I know it's only tangentially related to trading, but is a good tale about what happens when keepin' it real goes wrong.
     
  2. nesarebad

    nesarebad Advocate (595) Pennsylvania Feb 4, 2012 Verified

    Here is something:

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  3. Kramerbarthomer

    Kramerbarthomer Champion (860) Colorado Mar 22, 2012 Verified

  4. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Lol, never seen that but its a great lesson for many current and would traders. "Don't write checks your ass can't cash". Or should I say "don't trade beers you can't deliver"?

    Trading is fun but expensive and when someone doesn't deliver their end of the deal after receiving beers, that is STEALING!
     
  5. jrnyc

    jrnyc Champion (815) New York Mar 21, 2010 Verified

    I think there is a video of this guy out there somewhere too!
     
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  6. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Tell me this is a joke, actually don't. I'd rather believe its out there and never know any better than find out it doesn't exist.
     
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  7. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poobah (1,430) California Mar 18, 2010 Verified

    He used to do beer reviews and interviews.
     
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  8. smakawhat

    smakawhat Poobah (1,240) Maryland Mar 18, 2008 Verified Subscriber

    Is he still trying to get into law school???
     
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  9. holy crap lol. when did this happen?
     
  10. StonedRaider

    StonedRaider Savant (270) California Oct 25, 2007 Verified

    Haha that's priceless. I still remember that thread, it holds special place in my heart.
     
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  11. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (635) Texas Nov 27, 2011 Verified

  12. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Hahahahahaha...how did I miss that? Best read of the year!

    It also saddens and intrigues me that I recognize so many names that are no longer here for one reason or another. I've always been curious to know how active "older" (is in time registered with BA) members are compared to when they first joined or what the avg length of time a user stays "active" (ie logs in daily, posts consistently, etc). Totally off topic and irrelevant I know.

    I wonder what 'ole Blitzy is up to now a days? Surely he's no longer on mommy and daddy's pay role, I'd hope.
     
  13. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Poobah (1,045) Pennsylvania Dec 11, 2008 Verified

    It shows how memory can be very visual. Reading through I just recognized all the old avatars of people that regularly posted.
     
  14. jhartley

    jhartley Poobah (1,135) Pennsylvania Aug 22, 2010 Verified

    Great read. What a thieving douche.
     
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  15. ShanePB

    ShanePB Champion (930) Pennsylvania Sep 6, 2010 Verified

    That thread never gets old.
     
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  16. drummermattie02

    drummermattie02 Advocate (685) Texas May 10, 2009 Verified

    YES. Thanks @nesarebad and @kmello69 The video of him interviewing Sam may be one of the best things I've ever seen.
     
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  17. Treebute

    Treebute Savant (265) Ohio Jul 13, 2011 Verified Subscriber

    Anyone has links to the videos. Would love to see them
     
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  18. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    @kmello69??? c'mon buddy, don't let us down.
     
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  19. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (635) Texas Nov 27, 2011 Verified

    I think they've all been deleted. His Twitter account is gone too. Maybe his parents made him get rid of them ;)
     
  20. nesarebad

    nesarebad Advocate (595) Pennsylvania Feb 4, 2012 Verified

    Glad I could help, I think @kmello69 really brought the goods. :)
     
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  21. nesarebad

    nesarebad Advocate (595) Pennsylvania Feb 4, 2012 Verified

    Odds are he lurks among us...:eek:
     
  22. alfie

    alfie Savant (300) Michigan Apr 16, 2013 Verified

  23. [​IMG]

    Chuckledick #1
     
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  24. jivex5k

    jivex5k Advocate (660) Florida Apr 13, 2011

    Even the guy to his right looks 100% done with dealing with his shit.
     
  25. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poobah (1,430) California Mar 18, 2010 Verified

    That's his Dad who is sick and tired of his kid's shit.
     
  26. phillybeer7779

    phillybeer7779 Savant (310) Pennsylvania May 31, 2010 Verified

    He's married. Here's a link to his LOTR themed scavenger hunt proposal. I take no responsibility for any lost pants due to shitting/pissing yourself.
    https://www.facebook.com/bezalel.wasser/media_set?set=a.619702240107.1073741825.52602227&type=3
     
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    Looks like he up and took all that beer money and spent it on a ring and costume. The Inigo Montoya movie-worn vest alone must have been 2 g's


    Warning: Do not "click" the actual picture
     
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  28. weaksauce

    weaksauce Savant (360) Ohio Sep 2, 2010 Verified

    Homebrewing! It's awesome.

     
  29. phillybeer7779

    phillybeer7779 Savant (310) Pennsylvania May 31, 2010 Verified

    The sword couldn't have came cheap.
     
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  30. Only made it 65 seconds into the video before I had to stop to gasp for air
     
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  31. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Lolololololloool...this can't be real, this is the best thing to hit BA since the original. I feel like I'm on drugs...in a bad way. Its horrendous but I can't stop watching. BA A+ list celebrity right here. Bitzy, next time I'm in NYC beers on me, holla if you're out there (I know you are ;))

    Jesus Cristo, I can't take anymore. I'm gonna have to absorb this in pieces, hahahaha.
     
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  32. weaksauce

    weaksauce Savant (360) Ohio Sep 2, 2010 Verified

  33. Seriously never hit refresh more in the past 30 minutes on any webpage ever. I cant stop laughing.


    Between the FB, Youtube vids, and BA convo, im almost crying here....
     
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  34. PA-Michigander

    PA-Michigander Poobah (1,150) Pennsylvania Nov 10, 2013 Verified

    HBW 28 only watched about 20 seconds but he is shit canned in it.
     
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  35. The incredible thing is that I don't think he is. How the hell did this guy steal from another BA and get away with it? It seems like this dude couldn't put all the pieces together to even steal a penny from the Take-A-Penny jar at the gas station
     
  36. cfh64

    cfh64 Champion (750) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    So I assume these videos are vintage Bitzy? or are they more recent? Thanks for the "research" weaksauce.
     
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  37. riemster

    riemster Advocate (710) Ohio Mar 17, 2011 Verified

    That thing can not be human. #beertubing
     
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  38. treznor

    treznor Advocate (625) North Carolina Dec 20, 2006 Verified

    Nope, those posts from his blog and the videos are new material.
     
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  39. drummermattie02

    drummermattie02 Advocate (685) Texas May 10, 2009 Verified

    Holy shit. I go to Canada for a couple days and this thread goes from solid to epic. It's the fact that people like this exist that make life worth living. And chuckling about.
     
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