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coming to chicago with a boatload of beer

Discussion in 'US - Great Lakes' started by tewaris, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. tewaris

    tewaris Advocate (595) Minnesota Jul 14, 2009

    Let me know if you want some.
     
  2. stxSS07

    stxSS07 Initiate (0) Illinois Nov 23, 2010

    I would like some...I think....maybe. What does a boatload of beer contain exactly?
     
  3. lurchingbeast

    lurchingbeast Initiate (0) Illinois Feb 19, 2009

    Fuck your beer.

    What what
     
  4. Are you coming down Lake Michigan with that boatload of beer?
     
  5. tewaris

    tewaris Advocate (595) Minnesota Jul 14, 2009

    Yeah, I am having an orgy on the east shore of the lake. My plan is to dump the dead hookers somewhere in Lake Michigan and then get a car somewhere close to Chicago.

    Also, lurchingbeast is going down.
     
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  6. Duffman929

    Duffman929 Savant (380) Illinois Nov 27, 2010

    I recommend the southern parts. They actually give a crap on the northern parts.
     
  7. Khazadum

    Khazadum Savant (395) Illinois Apr 29, 2010

    If it ain't whales, take your shit back to Minnesota ;)
     
  8. The lake is MY territory, pal... You take your dead hookers and beer elsewhere!
     
  9. tewaris

    tewaris Advocate (595) Minnesota Jul 14, 2009

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  10. Khazadum

    Khazadum Savant (395) Illinois Apr 29, 2010

    O chuckled :)
     
  11. trginter

    trginter Savant (380) Michigan Dec 1, 2008

    what is this, fucking 4chan?
     
  12. Khazadum

    Khazadum Savant (395) Illinois Apr 29, 2010

    Where is the "do not like" button"?
     
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