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Dear Masala

Discussion in 'Midwest' started by maximum12, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. maximum12

    maximum12 Champion (910) Minnesota Jan 21, 2008 Verified

    Masala, dear, I know you can't be in a great mood, what with all the loose chatter about Wee & Czar the past week or so. That's gotta sting.

    But I'm really looking forward to meeting you after work today. We can sidle up to the bar or grab a quiet table in a corner, if you prefer. Dinner? Sure, if you'd like. But be prepared, I'm planning on throwin' you over my shoulder & taking you home tonight. Even if you're a little frosted when we meet, I know you'll warm up once we get to my place.

    Only about an hour to go. Can't wait. My lips are tingling with anticipation already.

    Ungertaker and Alpar like this.
  2. quirkzoo

    quirkzoo Initiate (0) Colorado Jul 7, 2011

    I met Masala a while back, nice girl, but if I have to admit it she was a bit like the others I have had.
  3. mmm mmm mama!
  4. ehammond1

    ehammond1 Champion (790) Jul 4, 2008

    My skin is crawling.
    yamar68 and Chaz like this.
  5. Love that damn beer
  6. maximum12

    maximum12 Champion (910) Minnesota Jan 21, 2008 Verified

    Ha! That's what a long day in a cubicle will do to you. Or me. Or...what?
  7. Alpar

    Alpar Advocate (500) Kentucky Apr 13, 2009

    Hahaha, you're hilarious Corey. Awesome post!
  8. gatornation

    gatornation Poobah (1,170) Minnesota Apr 18, 2007 Verified

    check out her sister ,Mango,not always there thou
    JeepCop likes this.
  9. JeepCop

    JeepCop Savant (280) Kansas May 16, 2010 Verified

    Have LONG been looking for her sister... :(
    copslovebeer likes this.
  10. mothman

    mothman Poobah (1,030) United Kingdom (Wales) Jun 21, 2007 Verified

    You know you're lucky when you get to meet ginger mango ;)
  11. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Minnesota Sep 19, 2010

    I hear she has no soul
    HoppyHawk and antlerwrestler19 like this.
  12. maximum12

    maximum12 Champion (910) Minnesota Jan 21, 2008 Verified

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She was as good as always. And now stuffed in the fridge so she stays fresh & doesn't start to go bad...
  13. you're silly.
  14. MRC711

    MRC711 Aficionado (220) Minnesota Oct 22, 2007 Verified

    That Masala gets around. I am hanging out with her distant cousin, Hoptimum, tonight. She is one hoppy gal.
  15. Yulles

    Yulles Savant (315) Minnesota Apr 12, 2009

    Fruity Redheads, I'll take them all day long.
  16. maximum12

    maximum12 Champion (910) Minnesota Jan 21, 2008 Verified

    Mmmm. Redheads.
  17. antlerwrestler19

    antlerwrestler19 Savant (395) Nebraska Nov 24, 2010 Verified

    Rumor has it she can't be a pirate either.