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Deep Ellum is looking to hire an Assistant Brewer

Discussion in 'US - Southwest' started by mintjellie, Mar 16, 2013.

  1. http://www.deepellumbrewing.com/2013/03/12/assistant-brewer/

  2. blatherbeard

    blatherbeard Savant (430) Texas Sep 30, 2007

    Oh my GAWD!

    if only i lived near dallas :....(
  3. cfh64

    cfh64 Advocate (740) Texas Aug 16, 2005

    Holy shit that seems like a lot of work! Do I get at least 2 assistants?
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  4. Lutter

    Lutter Advocate (650) Texas Jun 30, 2010

    LOL... that's like 20x longer than my job description. I'd be scared to work there with all those written responsibilities.

    "oh, Rob, you didn't fulfill Section C. Subsection 12 of your Job Description! You're fired! ;)
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  5. 13DegN

    13DegN Aficionado (140) Texas Mar 25, 2012

    Nice. And the perks are?
  6. Schmuck82

    Schmuck82 Initiate (0) Texas Nov 13, 2008

    I think having to do all that everyday might make me end up hating beer.
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  7. mattisloco

    mattisloco Savant (465) Texas Feb 13, 2007

    I think it's safe to say we all appreciate our brewers a hell of a lot more.
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  8. Don't ask me, I was looking into traveling through a bit of the south and southwest, and was checking out brewery websites when I came across this. Just thought I would post it where an interested party might see it.

  9. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Initiate (0) Texas Apr 11, 2012

    So assistant brewers can fire other assistant brewers? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

    Maybe they should call them JR Assistant Brewers Second Class or something. lol
  10. jsboots21

    jsboots21 Savant (280) Tennessee Jan 19, 2009

  11. mattisloco

    mattisloco Savant (465) Texas Feb 13, 2007

    Thanks but I meant the all of them.
  12. jsboots21

    jsboots21 Savant (280) Tennessee Jan 19, 2009

    I know, but I was playing off the comment on the job posting page.

    "If the assistant brewer does all this, what the hell the the head brewer do? Sorry guys but this is funny."
  13. Lutter

    Lutter Advocate (650) Texas Jun 30, 2010

    Supervises the assistant brewer and drinks beer, obviously.

    I think the head brewer might also be in charge of putting 2 drops of dishwashing soap at the bottom of each can of their IPA. Wokka wokka!
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  14. This reminds me of:

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