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favorite beer quote of all time

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by devlishdamsel, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. Mine would be..

    "Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Babe Ruth
  2. Zaphog

    Zaphog Poobah (1,230) Michigan Sep 23, 2011 Verified

    "That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer."
    --Brennan Huff
  3. That's awesome. I like this one:

    "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."- Abraham Lincoln
  4. willbm3

    willbm3 Savant (390) Massachusetts Feb 19, 2010

    A toss up between:

    1) "I wanna put my dick in it." - Fink


    2) "I want to freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and then melt it in the spring time and drink it" - Barry Badrinath aka Barry Badrinath


    3) The entire script of Beerfest
  5. Favorite booze quote:
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    -Tom Waits
  6. Dtapeski

    Dtapeski Aficionado (205) Colorado Oct 26, 2012

    Mine was by Ben Franklin- "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    That is until I googled it to make sure I had correctly and found out it was adapted or misquoted from something he said about wine. Damn it, now I can't wear that effin shirt I bought at GABF!
  7. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Savant (475) Minnesota Dec 10, 2006 Verified

    "All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion." -Andy Dufrense
  8. That's not Babe Ruth. It's Jack Handey.
  9. taxman

    taxman Savant (285) Illinois Feb 22, 2012

    • Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
    - Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
  10. TongoRad

    TongoRad Poobah (1,035) New Jersey Jun 3, 2004 Verified

    Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
    come to life and fade away.
    What care I how time advances;
    I am drinking ale today.
    - Edgar Allen Poe
  11. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Advocate (505) Florida Jun 13, 2012

    "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

    - Senator John Blutarski, circa 1966.
  12. BeerWizard

    BeerWizard Savant (370) Colorado Dec 22, 2012

    Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems. - Homer Simpson.
  13. "A chi non beve birra, Dio neghi anche l'acqua.
    Whoever doesn't drink beer, be denied water by God!
  14. hamsterhero515

    hamsterhero515 Aficionado (200) Michigan Jan 19, 2013 Verified

    "It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!"
    -Frank the Tank
  15. Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky

    Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky Advocate (580) Minnesota Feb 13, 2013 Verified

    My favorite Homer beer quote: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
  16. "Shut up and drink your beer".

    Found on the back of some T-shirts worn by Wrigley Field faithful. Probably a message towards White Sox fans?! Go Cubs!!
    legend8706, 19etz55 and Judgie like this.
  17. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
  18. TTAmod

    TTAmod Savant (325) Illinois Oct 4, 2008

    Homer Simpson: "Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, the smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
  19. Samuel906

    Samuel906 Savant (270) California Aug 18, 2012

    "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
    - Arnold Schwarzenegger

  20. ColoradoBobs

    ColoradoBobs Savant (480) Colorado Feb 21, 2004

    Here is my favorite beer quote of all time . . .

    V V V

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  21. "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
  22. DHS1029

    DHS1029 Savant (365) Illinois Feb 14, 2013 Verified

    Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

    -Homer Simpson-
  23. 'Fuuuuuck iiiit'
  24. "Would you like another?"
  25. "I want it to put its dick in me!" is actually what fink said. Landfill said your #1
  26. brewsader

    brewsader Savant (300) New York Dec 7, 2012 Verified

    just came across this one recently:
    "you can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline--it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer"
    -frank zappa

    another few favorites:
    "give me a woman who loves beer and i will conquer the world"
    -kaiser wilhelm

    "there is an ancient celtic axiom that says 'good people drink good beer.' which is true, then as now. just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: bad people drink bad beer. think about it."
    -hunter s. thompson
  27. yamar68

    yamar68 Champion (910) Minnesota Apr 1, 2011

    In heaven there is no beer
    That's why we drink it here
    And when I'm gone from here
    All my friends will be drinking all my beer
  28. Clint in Dazed and Confused:

    "I only came here to do two things. Kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer."
    jwel24, MC6, BetterBeerPlz and 9 others like this.
  29. willbm3

    willbm3 Savant (390) Massachusetts Feb 19, 2010

    Ahh you're right! That quote is even better! It's been too long since I've seen that movie but now it's on the short list. I'll leave you with my 2 favorite Landfill lines: "goddamn brewery!" and "mmmmm...ham."
  30. beercanman

    beercanman Savant (485) Ohio Dec 17, 2012

    From dumb and dumber

    Harry: "where's the booze?"
    Lloyd: " I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, and didn't even see it coming!"
    MC6, Bluecane, Zaphog and 2 others like this.
  31. beercanman

    beercanman Savant (485) Ohio Dec 17, 2012

    I also like Beer Advocates line " respect beer "
  32. joelwlcx

    joelwlcx Savant (420) Minnesota Apr 23, 2007

    Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good! And stuff!
    Bluecane and dvelcich like this.
  33. buler87

    buler87 Zealot (80) Illinois Oct 27, 2012

    the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
    So I had one more for dessert.
    -Johnny Cash
    creepinjeeper, MC6, kemoarps and 7 others like this.
  34. beergorrilla

    beergorrilla Poobah (1,015) Michigan Feb 21, 2012 Verified

    note to self: remember no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer.
    norm mcdonald- dirty work
    creepinjeeper, nsh221, Duff27 and 2 others like this.
  35. paulys55, Zimbo, jgluck and 1 other person like this.
  36. ^. Too many words.
  37. awinkro

    awinkro Savant (380) Texas Oct 15, 2008 Verified

    "An IPA a day keeps the bad beer away."
  38. jaIsPoAn

    jaIsPoAn Savant (400) New York Aug 1, 2012 Verified

    " pretty girls make us buy beer, ugly girls make us drink beer"
    - Al Bundy
    mythaeus, MC6, docnose and 19 others like this.
  39. Dtapeski

    Dtapeski Aficionado (205) Colorado Oct 26, 2012

    "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
    -Homer Simpson
    mythaeus, tdmccarthy, docnose and 4 others like this.
  40. teal

    teal Aficionado (195) Wisconsin May 3, 2012

    I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer. -- Bob McKenzie

    Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges. -- Doug McKenzie

    paulys55, Jahsteve, kemoarps and 4 others like this.