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Discussion in 'Beer Releases' started by Todd, Nov 6, 2013.
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Just picked up a few bottles of each..l'll keep ya'll posted!!
I'd say Crime and Punishment are at least as intense as Habañero Sculpin. I wouldn't be surprised at all fit the Stone beers were spicier. The Sculpin is lighter/crisp and Punishment a little thicker with a little bit of sweetness. Crime somewhere in the middle. I personally love super spicy food so I really enjoy all three beers. Not for everyone I learned after serving at a BBQ. Hope that helps. Cheers!
Damn. Sounds like stones reputation for affordable beers is going to hell.
Has anyone seen these in Kentucky? I haven't seen them in any of the beer stores that usually receive most releases.
You're not alone. I haven't seen any of them here in Sacramento, CA either..
I know Roseville is a stretch but maybe the WF there...?
What, no Scoville ratings?
I'd never spend that much on a beer that is getting such poor reviews. Considering I'm not a fan of that level of spiciness, I probably wouldn't buy them even if they were getting great reviews though.
Had Crime at a family Thanksgiving party. I'm a huge fan of spicy food, and this didn't disappoint in the spiciness department. Flavor was pretty much all pepper up front though -- not the heat, the actual pepper flavor (smoky, vegetal). Then the heat slowly creeps in and raises intensity on the back of the taste and lingers for a while. My only wish was that something from the base beer shone through. I didn't get any bourbon or barrel notes at all, unless they contributed some of the smoky char flavors.
I paired it with some really rich and creamy flan, and the combo was very nice.
Probably wouldn't buy a bottle again unless it was cheaper, so I'm waiting for the eventual clearance sale on these.
If it really smells and tastes like roasted raw chile peppers, I'm in for a treat
Opened a Crime last weekend! What a change from Cave Creek Chille Beer! At least it was drinkable! Definately a sipper! Most everyone hated it! Glad I tried it, but I don't think I'll buy it again, especially at $20!
Tried Crime. Completely undrinkable to me. I tried Ghostface Killah and thought nothing could be worse than that, but I think this beat it. If you love spicy beers, you're in for a treat.
Actually Roseville is right in my wheelhouse, but I have not seen it anywhere there as recently as last week (Whole Foods, BevMo, TW, and Nugget). Although I would most love to run across some Southern Charred...
That I have yet to see, even in the Bay Area but I hear it's around in the East Bay at BevMo at $20 a pop.
As an aside, those of you in San Diego county who like spicy beers should also try Iron Fist's Death of a Blonde aged on vanilla and ghost chiles. VERY nice.
Seriously though, how are you supposed to pronounce 'Basartd.' Is it Bah-sar-ta-duh?
$19.99 each, those Bastards...
Originally only picked up Punishment, thinking, why bother with Crime, but my willpower is quite poor in these regards.
Be drinking both tomorrow
I love chili beers, and Crime had a wonderful spice. However, the flavor was awful. It was like drinking bell pepper/jalapeno juice. I tried to like it. But its really bad.
I had an opportunity to pick these up in Indianapolis a few weeks back, but at $20 a bottle I passed.
Anyone try these yet? Supposedly they are made with quite the line up of peppers that are no joke! Do they leave ya dying or???? I was thinking about picking one of em up but I'm also not sure as to how they differ. I've consumed a dried ghost chili and good lord I was in agony for about 15 minutes, almost made it through an entire gallon of milk which ontop of being in such pain, I also had to struggle to keep all that leche down. And I wont even mention that next morning lol.....
these are lackluster, and that is putting it lightly.
they're spicy as hell. they literally smell like nothing but pepper and taste about the same. save your $$.
Thanks for the info, I wouldnt expect anything less coming from stone, if it is supposed to be spicy, I dont have any doubt it is at scorching hot levels!
These beers are a real puzzler for me. (Caveat: I haven't tried them. I bought one each of Crime and Punishment, then returned them to Whole Foods after I took a quick look at the reviews.) Stone's generally known for pretty reasonable pricing on its beer. They experiment, but they don't often put out straight-up objectionable product. And if they do, they don't also charge out the nose for it. I just don't get why Stone priced these beers so high. Just seems really out of character for this brewery.
These beers might outlast Collage in the pricey shelf turd category, and Collage is actually good.
You returned beers to whole foods!?
Sure, why not. Then I went and spent that $40 elsewhere on about 3x the beer.
EDIT: Note that WF is overpriced, to the contrary. Just that $40 for 1 liter of beer (that's not even regarded very highly) is pretty ridiculous.
I never enjoyed Mike's Hard until I had one right after drinking Crime. Sweet, sweet salvation.
Just curious what others have paid for these. A buddy of mine told me he shelled out $25 a pop for these. I'd like to try them, but not at these prices.
What makes it even more perplexing is that they released Southern Charred at the same time which is currently their HIGHEST rated beer. Perhaps it was a clever stunt by which the atrocities of Crime and Punishment serve as a backdrop for how sublime Southern Charred is?
(Note that I haven't tried any of the three, though I do have a bottle of Southern Charred waiting for consumption - picking was like Russian Roulette and, thankfully, I avoided a loaded chamber.)
Well the stunt backfired, on me at least. I saw Southern Charred, also priced @ $20 for a 500mL, and passed on it.
Punishment is FANTASTIC when added to chili.
My speculation about the stunt was sarcastic - high prices and a crap shoot on quality isn't a great marketing ploy. But if Southern Charred is as good as people say, I won't hold it against them.
You just have to find a way to charge $30 for a bowl of chili and you're in business.
Bought both. Tried Crime, poured it down the drain. Only pepper flavors, nothing else shone through. I mean, any old Scotch, Vodka, Bourbon, brandy will burn your throat but at least they have some balance. Returned Punishment the next day. What a joke, Stone. Really.
What do the Bros think? Should Stone, or any brewer, release a beer that's beyond the pale and just plain unacceptable. And then laugh all the way to the bank? I eat a lot of spicy food, but that food has varied flavors unlike these beers.
Maybe they were happy with the beer they created and released it because they thought other people would like it too. Just a thought~
Sell it to beer geeks?
Just picked up Punishment for $16. I was a little taken back considering that Stone is usually very reasonably priced.
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