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FORE!!!!! (New BIF Opportunity)

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by Jparkanzky, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    Myself/Misterhops Cleveland OH.
    jaasen64/DonFrap Boston Mass.
    Trxxpaxx/Sliverx Buffalo NY
    willseph/ChitownBandit IL
    sandman3479/Cuzco CT
    BigPimpinLobo/Mnbearsfan MN
    johnyB/BigGene (rhymin' mo-fo's!) Sunny F-L-A (Slap-shot ref.)
    Brez07/Drazzamatazz ME
    JohnCosta60/beerpharmer NJ
    brees6221/beerontwowheels MD
    Hophead101/mikereaser PA
    lymph/barcofever CA
    mdaschaf/FalconA WA
    Number69forever/ScottP VT
    AveragJoe3/ jeffsmitheverybody CT


    Martin123012/ ?
    Fishpondmanager/? Colorado
    JohnnyRamirez/ ?
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  2. hubsluvsbeer and mike409 would like to join!
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  3. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    Would really like one of these three remaining, or all three, confirm ASAP so I can finalize and get targets together. It'll take me forever, because I'll use your posting profile, send it to a forensic pathologist, create fictitious Match.com/Christianmingle.com/Diapermates.com/pounced.com/seniorpeoplemeet.com/Gcruise.com etc. accounts, and you will all 'virtually' fornicate until the proper pairing is selected. That or I'll just try to mix up distribution, whatever is easier.

    Either way.... get your shit together Martin/Fishy/JohnnyRotten, and get back at me.
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  4. I'm out, couldnt find a partner, see the last half of page two.

    I'll just be the clubhouse bitch. I'm an expert at stripping wax, buffing and shining shoes, and I have an assortment of fine chamois.
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  5. We could use a beer cart girl too.
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  6. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    That completely sucks. Its going to come down to who can find a partner faster, Martin or Johnny on the spot.
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  7. OakedCanuck

    OakedCanuck Initiate (0) Washington Jun 23, 2009

    Room for any singles?
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  8. oline73

    oline73 Savant (485) Maryland Sep 18, 2009

    If you need someone to even things out I'd play.
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  9. that means you don't get no coke.
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  10. johnyb

    johnyb Advocate (520) Florida Aug 11, 2012

    Oh.......... Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes!!!! I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.
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  11. Cuzco

    Cuzco Savant (330) New York Mar 22, 2008

    Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
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  12. What are you, religious or something?
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  13. Brez07

    Brez07 Initiate (0) Maine Sep 29, 2009

    This thread/golf is keeping me going through yet another snow storm...
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  14. willseph

    willseph Initiate (0) Illinois Jan 31, 2011

    Spring is awfully far from us as well. The outside temp this morning was 13* when I woke up this morning. Great week for our furnace to go out.

    When I was your age, I'd lug 50lbs of ice. Up five, six flights of stairs!
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  15. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Florida Oct 30, 2010

    I willl be playing golf in the morning, supposed to get up to the mis 70's tomorrow.
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  16. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Florida Oct 30, 2010

    Well apparently I am wrong, as it is POURING, and I decided to go to work instead. Kinda sucks,,, but at least its not snow!
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  17. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    Trying to give time to let one of the original participants get a partner, but I want to get targets out. Finalize this and let's get rolling!
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  18. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    It's DONE!

    Final partner groups, with secret foursome pairings to be determined:

    Sweet-16.... we're transcending sports!


    Myself/Misterhops Cleveland OH.
    jaasen64/DonFrap Boston Mass.
    Trxxpaxx/Sliverx Buffalo NY
    willseph/ChitownBandit IL
    sandman3479/Cuzco CT
    BigPimpinLobo/Mnbearsfan MN
    johnyB/BigGene (rhymin' mo-fo's!) Sunny F-L-A (Slap-shot ref.)
    Brez07/Drazzamatazz ME
    JohnCosta60/beerpharmer NJ
    brees6221/beerontwowheels MD
    Hophead101/mikereaser PA
    lymph/barcofever CA
    mdaschaf/FalconA WA
    Number69forever/ScottP VT
    AveragJoe3/ jeffsmitheverybody CT
    martin123012/shughes67
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  19. awesome
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  20. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    They are in... "you two look like a couple of boogies"
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  21. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Florida Oct 30, 2010

    ' You'll get nothing and like it, Spaulding"
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  22. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    "How do you measure yourself with other golfers?"
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  23. johnyb

    johnyb Advocate (520) Florida Aug 11, 2012

    by height
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  24. johncosta60

    johncosta60 Zealot (90) New Jersey Jun 30, 2012

    When can we expect the targets to go out?
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  25. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    By Friday, promise! Trying to meet up with Misterhops for some beers.... I've been on a hectic schedule, but we'll get it together.
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  26. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    EVERYONE SEND ME ONE MESSAGE WITH CONTACT INFO AND SHIRT SIZE FOR BOTH MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM.

    Please don't send me a message with just your info, my in-box thanks you.


    I'll send all of your info and dirty little secrets to your shipper when we assign targets.....
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  27. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011


    WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
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  28. putt putt putt
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  29. ftfy
    fap fap fap
  30. its called putt putt when you do it in one of those golf club socks
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  31. found your stash
  32. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    Get ready for some Match.com foreplay action.

    Creating groups with Random.org shortly.
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  33. are we filling the beers locally as much as possible?
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  34. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011


    Send anything that falls within the rules.
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  35. sweet thanks
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  36. Jparkanzky

    Jparkanzky Initiate (0) Ohio Apr 5, 2011

    Random.org did a pretty good job, and those that it didn't work out too well for "NJ to NJ for instance" I swapped around positions, and it worked out great.

    16 teams, 1 sending to 2, 2 to 3, 3 to 4, etc, until 16 sends to #1. Random.org set the order, I swapped out the Jersey > Jersey (although I know how you Jersey guys like to keep it in the family) and it looks all good.

    The "spread" isn't that great.... I wish I could get 3+ states of separation between everyone, but given the crazy amount of New England representation we have, some people are going to have to get creative to fill out the boxes. REMEMBER, Draft-only growlers/ 1/2 growlers etc. are good for some categories etc.... and you can go out of your state/region/country for some of the other ones.

    I'm sure if everyone tries to send a box they'd like to receive, then we won't have any issues.

    Don't forget about our box full of rubber cocks that the 'winner' will get as a bonus, so start planning. I'll get everyone their Target in the next hour or so (even if I don't have their shipping info yet, so you'll at least be able to look at wants, figure out distro, etc)

    Shotgun start.... you know the shipping window, forecast looks good......
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  37. Awesome. This BIF will be incredible, can't wait. We got our target!

    First hint: BOTH (!!) of the members we're sending to are huge fans of beer. Incredible.

    Bless this ship, and all that sail on her.
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  38. Can't wait for our target
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  39. willseph

    willseph Initiate (0) Illinois Jan 31, 2011

    Target acquired. Manganese...a lot of people don't even know what that is.
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  40. FalconA

    FalconA Initiate (0) Massachusetts Aug 10, 2011

    What does the native language of Mangolia have to do with golf?
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