Dialogue with owner(?) at Linda's Country Store in Almont: Me: (point to single FMB bottle on counter) how much is that? Her: $25. Me: Ahhh, no. Thank. You. Her: If you knew what that was, you would understand. Me: I do know what that is. Should probably be about $15. Her: Maybe at Champanes! Me: Nah, they actually had it for about $12. Her: Well, it goes for $45 on eBay. Me: (door slamming me in the ass).