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Funny Beer Names

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by JuliusCaesar, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. A tribute to brewers with a sense of humor. What are some funny beer names?

    Old Chub
    Dirty/Backwoods Bastard
    Sucks
    Wake N' Bake
     
  2. Meat Whistle by Magic Hat is easily my favorite
     
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  3. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Savant (440) Illinois Feb 26, 2011

    Lil' Sumpin' Sumpin'

    Asking your woman to get you a beer has never been more fun.
     
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  4. Cue Vas Deferens link...
     
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  5. evilcatfish

    evilcatfish Advocate (670) Missouri May 11, 2012 Verified

    Brew Cocky
     
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  6. zipper8650

    zipper8650 Savant (275) New York May 10, 2011 Verified

    pretty much most Evil Twin beers:
    Soft Dookie (before it was DK)
    Cats Piss
    Ryan and he Beaster Bunny
    etc etc etc
     
  7. Hoppy Ending Pale Ale
     
  8. Zbyler

    Zbyler Aficionado (220) Connecticut Jan 18, 2013

    pork slap!

    moo thunder
     
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  9. Mr_Brodie

    Mr_Brodie Aficionado (100) New York Dec 13, 2012

    I liked their Justin Blabaer; bottle included.
     
  10. GoGators

    GoGators Champion (755) New Jersey Aug 5, 2010 Verified Subscriber

    Dogfish Head brewed an Imperial Pilsner called "Golden Shower", they were forced to change the name (to Golden Era) but it's since been retired.
     
  11. mecummins

    mecummins Savant (425) Illinois Nov 16, 2012

    Almost anything by Pipeworks:
    Citria Ninja
    Ninja Vs. Unicorn
    Blood of the Unicorn
    Santa vs. Unicorn
     
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  12. "Vergina" probably takes the cake, but Pigs Ass Porter and Polygamy Porter definitely get some honorable mentions.
     
  13. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Champion (905) Michigan Jun 18, 2012 Verified

    Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon

    HILARITY!
     
  14. 668 the Neighbor of the Beast is my favorite funny name. Great artwork on that one too. Honorable mention for Imperial Stout Trooper, especially after they added the Groucho glasses to avoid a lawsuit, which was brilliant.
     
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  15. legend8706

    legend8706 Savant (335) Virginia Oct 31, 2012

    Big Cock IPA...
     
  16. Hop Whore
    Panty Peeler
    Even More Jesus
    Pearl Necklace
    Donkey Punch
    Yellow Snow
    Beer 30 Light
     
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  17. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Champion (770) Indiana Jul 6, 2005

    Against the Grain's Shart Pants
    FW's Velvet Merkin
    Tyranena's Hop Whore
     
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  18. Northlax3

    Northlax3 Savant (320) New Jersey Aug 19, 2012 Verified

    Maine Brew Co. Peeper (unless there is another reason its called that :p )
     
  19. OleDixie

    OleDixie Savant (480) Pennsylvania Jan 24, 2013 Verified

    Oskar Blues - Mama's Little Yella Pils
     
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  20. MatthewPlus

    MatthewPlus Savant (440) Florida Jan 2, 2013 Verified

    Engine 15 Nut Sack, 668 the Neighbor of the Beast
     
  21. powz87

    powz87 Savant (410) Illinois Jan 18, 2012

    Flying dog pearl necklace
     
  22. fearfactory

    fearfactory Savant (440) Massachusetts Aug 12, 2012 Verified

    Sweaty Betty.

    Also saw a cool Pig's Ear sticker on a snowboard that said "Pick up a Pig tonight!" in bold lettering!
     
  23. beerme411

    beerme411 Savant (360) California Sep 28, 2010

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    I like the smirk on the hop. They should have called the other one Barley Legal though
     
  24. Mothergoose03

    Mothergoose03 Advocate (735) Michigan May 30, 2005 Subscriber

    'Funny' may not be the correct description but Arcadia's Cereal Killer is at a minimum unusual.
     
  25. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Advocate (710) Minnesota Jan 11, 2011 Verified Subscriber

    Surly has had a few: Jesus Juice, FU Brett Favre, Overrated West Coast IPA, Imperial Brown Eye...
     
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  26. I was wondering the other day if they got that name from the Rolling Stones song Mother's Little Helper
     
  27. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Champion (770) Indiana Jul 6, 2005

  28. Philly82785

    Philly82785 Savant (275) Minnesota Dec 17, 2008

    Surly Jesus Juice
     
  29. Rizalini

    Rizalini Savant (355) Nevada Jan 20, 2011

    Evil Twins' Soft Dookie & Evil Twins' Wet Dream
     
  30. KCCO
     
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  31. mporter13

    mporter13 Aficionado (175) Oregon Jul 13, 2011

    I like Morning After Pils from Falling Sky Brewing. Never actually tasted it though
     
  32. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poobah (1,440) California Mar 18, 2010 Verified

    Pizza Port Nip Wit. Brewed for the SD Brewbies event.
     
  33. MarshMan71

    MarshMan71 Champion (760) Illinois Jul 17, 2012 Verified

    Mustache Ride - Flat 12 Bierwerks
    also
    Mustache Ride Pale Ale - Onopa Brewing Company
     
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  34. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Poobah (1,440) California Mar 18, 2010 Verified

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  35. I've always liked Smooth Hoperator.
     
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  36. gtermi

    gtermi Champion (805) Texas Apr 21, 2010 Subscriber

    A local brewery around me (Rahr) has a beer called Pecker Wrecker
     
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  37. aphrodisaque by dieu du ciel. great name, AMAZING beer. how has no one mentioned raging bitch yet?
     
  38. or the awesome brewdog/3 floyds bitch please
     
  39. HighWine

    HighWine Savant (420) Illinois Dec 11, 2010 Verified

    Against the Grain is the undisputed champ in this category in my opinion:

    Citra Ass Down
    Raucho Man Randy Beverage
    Chamomile Tow
    Hacksaaz Jim Chuggin'

    Honorable mentions:
    Beerknuckle Bockser
    Pepperation H (chile beer)
    Big Falcon Deal
    Flesh Gourdin'
    Hoppy Seconds
    Judas Yeast
    Scotland Charred
    The Brown Note
    Two Tettnangers in a Microbrew
     
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  40. BEERMILER12

    BEERMILER12 Champion (920) Maine Sep 11, 2010 Verified

    Surprised nobody has mentioned Brewmeister's Black Cock yet...
     
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