Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012.
LOL! In a perfect world, you karate chop this person legally.
"I don't like coffee beer".
I don't like cloudy beer
Is it hoppy?
Tastes like soy sauce
It's more like wine
These are a few of my favorite things...
Guinness is so thick n dark...
What i wanna respond with,
(Lol) "try a Zhukov, greenhorn"
Every time I offer my dad a beer, "This tastes like shit, bring me a bud light son."
"you paid how much for this F'n beer?" "That's a 30 pack fool"
and (will need to translate)
"esta pinche cerveza esta bien fuerte"
This beer is fucken strong!!!
Let one of my friends have a taste of Alpha King at a party: What is this, some kind of dark beer?
Yeah, we get it. Some people like simple beer and don't want anything else.
"This beer has gone REALLY bad!" - to a sour
"Hippy Beer" "Not real beer" "I like real German beer", whilst reaching for a Becks or St Pauli girl. "That tastes like Grass and Dirt"
I also had one guy tell me he likes ipas. Not Eye-Pee-Ays, but ipas. I almost started busting up laughing.
Does it get you drunker than cheap beer?
"It tastes just like pumpkin pie!"
"It tastes like Christmas in a glass!"
"It tastes like a Christmas tree in a glass!"
"It tastes just like Yoohoo (or Chocolate Milk)!"
"It tastes like the time I tried to eat grandma's top dresser drawer potpourri when I was 2!"
"It tastes like Fruity Pebbles!"
"It tastes just like weed!"
Oh, wait, they weren't said by "BMC friends", I read them in the BeerAdvocate forums.
"Oh, this is just like Blue Moon!" ... *to just about every style of beer I can think of*
'You got any beer that doesn't taste like fruit'?
"You paid how much for just a 22oz bottle...that's like a case of high life and a six pack of PBR"
My friends' mom (who hasn't drank alcohol in at least 25 years) had a sip of Lagunitas Hop Stoopid and said, with a grimace, "That's like drinking a pine tree."
Given I prefer IPA's most just make a funny face and hand it back to me.
"What is this? Soup?"
-"I like that craft beer, son, but it makes me have to s$!#." My dad enjoys craft beer, but it always causes him to swiftly sit on the toilet the next day. Also, the first time I had Raging Bitch IPA, I likened it to robot pee.
"This does not taste anything like Bud, how can you drink this stuff"
Makes a " icky" face, then says: " Waaaay too strong! Blargh!" , when tasting a Sam Adams Boston Lager.....LOL!!!
My brother-in-law says that ruination tastes like a wet diaper. They all drink high life and the only beer I can get everyone to enjoy to date was breakfast stout.
Me: Want to try this beer?
Him: I can smell it from over here. You go ahead and enjoy your nutty, fruity, hoppy, beer...
Easy to see from these posts that craft isn't going to become mainstream drinking. Good thing as there wouldn't be enough to go round! If people prefer beers brewed with cattle feed grade barley and rice/corn let them get on with it and leave the brewing quality grain to those who appreciate it.
You're friends with Bill Cosby?
My wife's analysis of every IPA on the planet: "tastes like perfume"
My response: "This would be a hell of a lot cheaper than you drinking perfume!"
Fancy boy beer, "gourmet beer" (you have Alabama to thank for that one)
Ex-G/F for a reason, I get it!
My sister tried Bourbon County and said it Tasted Like Soy Sauce.
And My girlfriend swears that she can taste alcohol in ANY beer ive ever given her. even little 3% beers. Funny stuff haha
I have a friend who drank some BMC, but was more of a rum & coke guy than anything. I was always introducing him to new stuff, some he liked and some he didn't, but he was always willing to try. Recently I gave him a Rodenbach and he loved it. He constantly remarks how he never thought he'd enjoy sour beers, but he's glad I got him into it.
4 whlrs ...quads whatever you want to call em
Two nights ago I bought a Guinness in a bar for a friend who isn't a beer drinker and had never had one... He said:
"This is ok, but not nearly as good as those other rich and chocolatey beers you had me try... Do they have any of those?"
... I was a proud beer nerd that night!
A family friend was over a while back and I was drinking Supplication. Knowing he wouldn't like it I told him to take a sip. Now, whenever he comes over he asks, "Do you still drink that skunky beer?" and asks if I have any Heinies for him.
"What's this, motor oil?"
My bro. Said of hopstoopid. " are u serious this shit taste like gasoline"
Actually I also get the fish aroma sometimes from a beer. Not fishy like the seafood section at the grocery store, but fishy like when someone catches one on a boat. I think it's a weird bacterial flaw either in the bottle or the serving glass.
heh weird, shift is everything that BMC drinker should like, crisp, light, refreshing but with a much better flavor profile.
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