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Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. dianimal

    dianimal Advocate (550) California Apr 18, 2012

    These are funny.
    Someone grabbed a Palate Wrecker from me and after one sip yelled out "oh gross what the hell is this?"
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  2. Bonis

    Bonis Advocate (565) Ohio Jul 28, 2010

    Was at a bar with a craft drinking buddy and met up with one of his BMC friends. We ordered a bomber of Pumking, let the BMC friend try it and he said... "This doesn't taste like beer"... "I hate dark beers but this is pretty good"

    Hard to believe some people think anything other than the yellow fizzy stuff is dark. Couldn't imagine what he'd say if I handed him a stout.
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  3. je1129

    je1129 Savant (255) Iowa Feb 22, 2011

    Can't remember where this is from I might have read it or saw it in a movie..
    "If I want flavor with my beer I'll order a f***ing steak."

    MSEGUIN Advocate (650) Michigan Apr 6, 2011 Beer Trader

    "Is this tripled hopped?"
    RStang13, darky, corbenlee and 2 others like this.
  5. Arodnum1

    Arodnum1 Disciple (60) May 14, 2012

    Friend tried a Stone Ruination IPA, took a sip and stated very clearly "This is way too sour"
    I am still scratching my head...
  6. mdwalsh

    mdwalsh Savant (460) Iowa Feb 1, 2009

    So I've had a few instances in the last few months that made me come close to pulling out my hair. First, a friend was making chilli and used a half bottle of BCBS that was about 2 years old, kept in the fridge the whole time...buy that isn't the painful part. She took a sip, thought it was gross, and drainpoured it, all about 30 seconds before I walked in the door.

    Then, another friend just last weekend was telling me how horrible it was at his brothers house over Christmas. All he had was Surly Smoke, Heady Topper, and Masala Mamma that he was trying to get rid of before moving, and this yahoo potted it out!

    Anyone else have horror stories?
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  7. brewsader

    brewsader Savant (310) New York Dec 7, 2012 Beer Trader

    does the buffalo wild wings commercial about the homebrewer count as tragic?
  8. nothing crazy, but my girlfriend's punk ass college aged brother took a bottle of allagash black and an ovila out of their fridge to a house party and ended up telling her the next day how disgusting they were and that he poured them down the drain.
  9. Let's see. I had one friend say that Old Rasputin tasted like Advil. But usually I get the 'this ain't beer, it's shit line." Until I tell them the high abv. Then suddenly, they like it and think it's manly.
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  10. Rollzroyce21

    Rollzroyce21 Champion (870) California Oct 24, 2009 Beer Trader

    "tastes like its spoiled.."

    after taking a sip of JP La Roja
  11. That was my response when I first tried ten fidy, fuck! I gotta get me some of this
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  12. seek more answers at www.whatdidyouexpect.com !!!

    Or in the case of most folks ... Iwasjustlikethatonce.net ...

    I mean ... really !?!?!?
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  13. Avangion

    Avangion Aficionado (120) New York Dec 14, 2012

    "Are you an alcoholic?"
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  14. JoEBoBpr

    JoEBoBpr Champion (780) Missouri Feb 26, 2004

    Just gave my wife a taste of my Big Black Voodoo Daddy (American Double Stout) and she said: "Taste like motor oil".

    Hahah...and she loves Belgian beers.
  15. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Advocate (515) California Jan 1, 2011 Beer Trader

    "Smells like rotgut, cheap wine and tastes like shitty beer"

    -My Dad, after trying some Duchesse de Burgogne
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  16. davey101

    davey101 Champion (860) Connecticut Apr 14, 2009 Beer Trader

    All of my friends are experts and connoisseurs in every aspect of life
  17. brewsader

    brewsader Savant (310) New York Dec 7, 2012 Beer Trader

    the amount of BMC drinkers who come to my bar and order gulden draak because of the ABV (and then pretend to like it) is alarming.
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  18. lsummers

    lsummers Advocate (535) California Jun 21, 2010

    That's what I thought too! Apparently there's a bad aftertaste according to my bro :)
  19. "Can I have some more?"
  20. BJasny

    BJasny Savant (430) Texas Jul 10, 2011

    "It's too dark for me"
  21. Was out last weekend with some friends, and was lucky enough to go to a place that had BCBS. I shared it with a friend who immediately cried soy sauce lol.
  22. JrGtr

    JrGtr Savant (460) Massachusetts Apr 13, 2006 Subscriber

    I was at a tasting at a local store. Talking to some friends there, this kid comes over and says, "where's the real beer?"
    I happenned to be standing next to the Smuttynose section, grabbed one and showed it to him. He says, "no, the American beer!" I said, "well, this is brewed in New Hampshire, American enough?" he walks off. I see him a few minutes later with a 30-rack of Bud Light.
    I was thinking of asking if he knew that's no longer an American beer.
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  23. PsilohsaiBiN

    PsilohsaiBiN Champion (750) New York Aug 10, 2010 Beer Trader

    My cousin bought me a 120 for Xmas, so my Uncle(Bud Light guy) insisted on trying some. Well, a few seconds later he came over to those of us enjoying it and exclaimed with a disgusted look on his face: "this tastes like burnt orange monkey piss!" Needless to say, I have been blessed with the name of my first homebrew. Long live BOMP!
  24. tronto

    tronto Savant (270) Kentucky Dec 22, 2010 Beer Trader

    something, etc, etc, etc,etc,etc,etc, guiness. Is usually how it goes.
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  25. nachos

    nachos Savant (310) Minnesota Jun 4, 2012 Beer Trader

    "this is pretty good, but why do all those people online act like such stuck up d-bags who are better than everyone else just because they have different tastes?"
  26. raczkowski

    raczkowski Savant (440) Florida May 16, 2011 Beer Trader

    my buddy always says every single stout i have: "damn this tastes like burnt coffee and looks like motor oil...i dont know how you drink this shit," as he guzzles bmc swill.
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  27. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Champion (800) Colorado Jan 20, 2012 Beer Trader

    So this lady goes into a local bottle shop. She asks the guy in the beer cooler to help her select a good dessert beer and adds she doesn't want anything too hoppy. The employee walks her over to the bomber room and quickly grabs a GDBC fresh hop and informs her this would be perfect... fresh hop was right next to a bomber of espresso oaked yeti...

    Also have a co worker who goes into the buggs bunny just drank poison dance when I. Hand him anything too hoppy. Have another co workker who says hops taste like earwax.
  28. My buddy always says "I don't like beer. That's why I drink bud light." At least he's honest.
  29. BruChef

    BruChef Savant (315) New York Nov 8, 2009

    "I don't like when i have to to chew my beer"
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  30. mcmeador

    mcmeador Zealot (95) Mississippi Sep 2, 2012

    Honestly, I haven't read all of the posts here but I have a feeling my story could top them all. I had a friend that always drank nothing but Bud Light or Coors Light. I had always tried to get him to try one of Sam Adams beers or really anything else, and he'd always refuse and say they make him want to puke. Finally I got him to try a Sam Adams White Ale one night when we were standing in my kitchen. He took a swig of it and immediately turned toward my sink and started puking. There was no heaving...he just opened his mouth and I heard the puke splattering in the sink. I couldn't stop laughing at him, and he turned to me and said, "Dude, I told you I don't like that stuff!"
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  31. CBlack85

    CBlack85 Advocate (555) South Carolina Jul 12, 2009 Beer Trader

    "I think you buy this shit just to see the look on my face when I try it, why else would anyone buy it..."
  32. SometimesIfart

    SometimesIfart Champion (755) Michigan Jun 4, 2012 Beer Trader

    According to my girlfriend, Every IPA tastes like hairspray, And according to one of my friends, Every craft beer is good. He however, Will open a bottle, Take two sips, Secretly pour it down the drain while nobody is looking and open up a Bud Light Lime or Lime-A-Rita. He claimed to love Guinness, So I gave him a bottle. Two drinks later he didn't want it because it was " going down too heavy ". He, as usual, opened up a Bud Light Lime and drank that instead.
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  33. Derranged

    Derranged Advocate (555) New York Mar 7, 2010

    A friend of mine after trying Duvel: "Tastes like Budweiser with some fruit in it".
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  34. JackieAnton

    JackieAnton Savant (310) Illinois Sep 22, 2012 Beer Trader

    "I'd drink 312 more but I just don't like really heavy beers."
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  35. Schwantz

    Schwantz Savant (390) Florida Dec 16, 2012

    You have my permission grasshopper. Ossu!
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  36. Schwantz

    Schwantz Savant (390) Florida Dec 16, 2012

    "I'll betcha the Chiefs make the playoffs".....uuuuuuh. Ok.
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  37. MarioM

    MarioM Advocate (610) California Sep 13, 2009

    Had some friends and family try some of my Old Rasputin Imperial Stout during New Years eave, everyone was drinking bud light, and they were all like, "aw god! how can you drink this! Its too strong and bitter!". I just giggled and finished the whole 4 pak by my self.
  38. jrnyc

    jrnyc Champion (870) New York Mar 21, 2010 Beer Trader

    Went to a craft bar with my best friend of 30 years, he is not much of a drinker any more. But he surveyed the whole list of craft beers and listened to my recommendations, then chose a Heineken! I was ready to strangle him :)!
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  39. Andygirl

    Andygirl Savant (280) Michigan Jan 3, 2013

    Do you have any regular beer? is usually what I hear.
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  40. Absolut

    Absolut Advocate (665) California Sep 19, 2011

    if i liked beer, i'd like this.
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