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Last beer of your life

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Tebuken, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Hey everyone. I am new to the forum but I have been lurking for a little while now. I have only been into the craft scene for a year or so but I have certainly been enjoying trying all the types of beer. Regarding the question at hand, I would have to go with FBS out of what I have had so far.
  2. Bourbon County
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  3. Reinbeck11

    Reinbeck11 Savant (455) Iowa Aug 15, 2012

    La Fin Du Monde
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  4. Cisco Pechish Woods
  5. Drucifer

    Drucifer Advocate (505) Illinois Apr 16, 2012

    Vanilla Dark Lord for sure, so good.
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  6. That's too tough. Heady Topper, but then again maybe something to really fuck you up like a 16 ounce glass of Chocolate Rain, but that really wouldn't get you drunk, so I think it's gotta be Heady.
  7. slim2043

    slim2043 Savant (395) Connecticut Jul 23, 2012

    Whatever is #1 on BA that day. Will orchestrate a trade for a well-used jumpsuit a few books signed by a dead man and some random wallet-sized photos of people you have never seen before. ;)
  8. HarrySTruman

    HarrySTruman Savant (265) Michigan May 16, 2012

    Devil Dancer seems apropos
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  9. gshak

    gshak Advocate (520) Texas Feb 20, 2011

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  10. I like this one.
  11. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Poobah (1,245) Wyoming Sep 14, 2002

    What would I be on death row for? Killing a Growler of some very good beer?:rolleyes:
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  12. endovelico

    endovelico Savant (345) Portugal Jul 25, 2008

    Whichever is the Highest ABV Brewdog beer, at the time.
  13. BeastLU

    BeastLU Advocate (550) Virginia Dec 20, 2012

    I was in a Whole Foods today and saw a full 3 case display of this for 12.99/bottle. I bet thier beer buyer wanted to be on death row thinking of how long he is going to be sitting on it
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  14. Sam Adams Utopias with a bomb shot of Cyanide. It might be cheaper than the actual execution planned.
  15. Bitter_Echo

    Bitter_Echo Savant (400) Michigan Apr 13, 2012

    Easy. Hopslam. And not just because it's the season.
  16. tgchief

    tgchief Savant (315) Iowa Nov 30, 2010

    In a New York second.....Mornin' Delight.
  17. Jayeblue24

    Jayeblue24 Aficionado (190) Idaho Apr 11, 2012

    Marshall Zhukov :)
  18. Brandy Barrel Hunahpu
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  19. These threads get too long too fast. Any witty reply I have will be buried instantaneously so just know that I had a witty reply.
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  20. Death and Taxes. Somebody's taxes are paying for it.
  21. Cenosillicaphobe

    Cenosillicaphobe Savant (360) Maine Jul 24, 2011

    My choice doesn't exist yet...but it will be brewed with the tears of a baby unicorn and aged in a barrel constructed of wood from the cross on which Christ was crucified...then...of course...bottle conditioned with Brettanomyces.
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  22. Sam_Frank

    Sam_Frank Initiate (0) California Nov 29, 2012

    nice profile pic
  23. Brestel

    Brestel Aficionado (140) Nebraska Mar 15, 2006

    Easy, Robert the Bruce, but they would have to deliver to Nebraska.
  24. Lipsntoes

    Lipsntoes Savant (355) Ohio Jul 15, 2012

    I'd ask for a HopslamSucks.
  25. scud

    scud Savant (335) Indiana Sep 22, 2010

    As long as it goes smoothly, unlike what happens in Law Abiding Citizen, I wouldn't care about ABV but it sure wouldn't hurt to have a nice, fresh, draft of FFF Dreadnaught
  26. Impfan

    Impfan Aficionado (245) Washington Dec 31, 2009

    Fremont Bourbon Abominable 2012.
  27. CityofBals

    CityofBals Initiate (0) Illinois Sep 12, 2012

    16 oz of batch 1 Iris.
  28. Either Fou Foune or BCBCS. Fou if Im in the mood for some sour goodness, or BCBCS if I want a coffee buzz and to be a little drunk when I go out.
  29. If you said "Dogfish 120 Minute," you think they'd change their minds?
  30. PorterLambic

    PorterLambic Advocate (610) Florida Nov 26, 2003

    Wish I could find it for that price! $25 in FL (IF you can find it!). That's breakfast in a bottle right there and a great choice pre-zap. Duchesse du Borgogne, Westvleteren 8 or 12 and Cigar City's Dirac would be on the short list, too.
    If it's one I haven't had yet, either Pliny, any Dark Lord, KBS, CBS or Maple Bacon Coffee Porter.
    Hell, anything in a bomber would be good, I could share with the guard then beat him with the empty!!!
  31. Brunite

    Brunite Savant (430) Illinois Sep 21, 2009

    Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple.

    Then I would drink it real fast......get sick as a dog..............vomit all over.......they would then have to send me to the infirmary (thanks to all you liberals who lobby for prisoner rights!!).

    While in bed, I'd have time to plan my escape while procuring various sharp medical instruments to secure my escape. After said escape; I'd shower in the nearest stream (ala Shawshank), bum some clothes off a well-dressed homeless guy and make haste to the nearest bar for some Hopslam on tap.

    Yep.....sounds like a plan!
  32. Founders Canadian Breakfast stout, while they inject KBS into my other arm, as I snort Hopslam
  33. dbfp210

    dbfp210 Savant (350) Pennsylvania Jun 27, 2012

    Yuengling. A nice cold Yuengling.
  34. MarioM

    MarioM Advocate (550) California Sep 13, 2009

  35. DamianX13

    DamianX13 Aficionado (185) Texas Sep 18, 2012


    For sentimental reasons.
  36. ABisonEgo

    ABisonEgo Savant (290) Illinois Jan 31, 2012

    a 16 ounce glass of choc rain wouldnt get you drunk? thats like 18% abv vs 8% that heady is?
  37. cyrushire

    cyrushire Advocate (680) Florida May 25, 2012

    Hel & Verdoemenis or Moat Water
  38. Schwantz

    Schwantz Savant (390) Florida Dec 16, 2012

    Rare. Lock & load bitches.. I'm slamming this thing
  39. BHWood

    BHWood Initiate (15) Jan 11, 2013

    How about a Dogfish Head Black and Tan... 120 and World Wide Stout.
  40. 2009 Parabola