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No One Wants to See A BA Naked Hints/Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by biglobo8971, May 22, 2012.

  1. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Savant (460) Minnesota Apr 30, 2010

    I love foreplay!
     
  2. you eat hoho's, haha.
     
  3. how else do you explain me being 5'1" and wearing an XL? ;)
     
  4. Maybe you're just big boned?
     
  5. Yes. Big boned. That's exactly it.
     
  6. funkyaudio

    funkyaudio Savant (465) Illinois Feb 14, 2009

    Hint #1 my target is east of me
     
  7. What about zj's?
     
  8. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Minnesota Sep 19, 2010

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
     
  9. that all depends on the year and engine size. If youre talking about the 1998 model with the 5.9...well, hope you carry an AMEX black.
     
  10. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Savant (375) Maine Oct 28, 2011

    Going west- ofcourse everything is kinda west in one way or another from Maine.
     
  11. So Lostraveler, we can assume you don't have me....ok, 19 or so to go. I feel like I'm playing Clue.
     
  12. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Minnesota Sep 19, 2010

    My target wears a larger t-shirt size than I do.
     
  13. Ok, down to 18.

    My target also wears a larger t-shirt than I do.

    I'm quite impressed by how geographically diverse this BIF is- nicely done!
     
  14. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Savant (460) Minnesota Apr 30, 2010

    I think most of us do, Josh! ;)
     
  15. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Savant (460) Minnesota Apr 30, 2010

    Aside from the Christmas morning-esque feeling when the box arrives, giving and deciphering hints is what makes BIFs so much fun.
     
  16. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Savant (460) Minnesota Apr 30, 2010

    Hint #2: My target should have no worries about going naked (unless he spends all his money on beer). The following stores are within 25 miles of his shipping address:

    Aeropostale
    PacSun
    Zumiez
    Macy's
    JC Penney
    Foot Locker
     
  17. my target will have no idea what hit him!! or maybe he will. hmmmm.
     
  18. Is anyone ready to ship now or is everyone waiting to pick something up?
     
  19. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Florida Oct 30, 2010

    I am waiting to pick some stuff up this weekend from CCB (Growler) and they have some brewery only stuff available this week. Excited to say the least. (Wife isnt to excited to see my wallet splayed open those).
     
  20. I could ship Monday if I found the right swag, but I'm gonna wait.
     
  21. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Savant (375) Maine Oct 28, 2011

    Heading to Boston for ACBF next weekend and hoping to get some stuff then for my box.
     
  22. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Savant (375) Maine Oct 28, 2011

    I think you are the only one who isnt atleast some what west from me
     
  23. I could probably ship Monday or Tuesday. Just need swag, growler, and fulfilling part of my noob provision.
     
  24. I'd never even heard of Zumiez until this post. A Google search reveals one within 25 miles of my shipping address, though. Hmmm...
     
  25. Aeropostale, PAC Sun, ad Foot Locker- if you're target is shopping at these 3 alone, I'd check his ID.
     
  26. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Savant (460) Minnesota Apr 30, 2010

    I would be if I had the $ to pick up a growler and swag today.
     
  27. BigGene

    BigGene Initiate (0) Florida Oct 30, 2010

    All of these are close to me, However, I dont believe i could find a shirt at any of them that would fit.

    oh wait JC Penny has a Fat Man section
     
  28. Hint 5: according to a distribution spreadsheet this BA has better access to 21st Amendment then I have in SoCal
     
  29. All of these are close to me, However, I dont believe i could find a shirt at any of them that would fit.

    oh wait JC Penny has a Fat Man section



    You have to skip ahead to the second minute, but this is what I think of whenever I hear big and tall.
     
  30. ggfunk

    ggfunk Savant (280) Oregon Mar 29, 2010

    Hint #1 I will be shipping in an easterly direction.
     
  31. baconsausage

    baconsausage Savant (270) Vermont Jun 28, 2010

    box is gonna hit the road on monday. will pick up a growler at a birthday party this weekend that is a want.
     
  32. Judging by your foreplay and the fact we share the same name, I think I'm your target. It's kismet.

    Hint #3
    Some west coast goodies will be headed south of Canada, north of Florida, and east of Texas.
     
  33. when the BIF was starting to shape up I was pretty impressed with the geographic diversity. Even with 4 from MN, we are still covering the US. I was going to give one my targets wants to someone I am in another BIF in, but I decided to pull it out and save it for him. Mine will go out in 2 weeks. I just need to find a Buffalo Sabres shirt in pink.
     
  34. We share the same name?
     
  35. Oops. Just kidding. My publik edukashin didn't teach me too well. Sender has the same name, I misread the quoted text up above.
    There goes the kismet.
     
  36. I have always wanted to meet a male Kelly- and was wondering how you knew my name?
     
  37. baconsausage

    baconsausage Savant (270) Vermont Jun 28, 2010

    I was thinking you were his target, and that was a blatant hint.
     
  38. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't? Only I will know until the box is opened.
     
  39. Um, isn't that supposed to be my line? As in "maybe you're my target, maybe you're not?"
     
  40. I'm not greedy, we can share it. :)
     

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