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Discussion in 'Feedback & Help' started by RaulMondesi, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. RaulMondesi

    RaulMondesi Member

    Location:
    California
    I actually became a member in 2006, but I sucked off until now. Anyway, it wasn't until this last month that I became active, and I love it. I love being part of the community, and I love checking in on a daily basis - I LOVE being a beer advocater. So here is to my first trade, and I cant wait until I taste Heady. Cheers!
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  2. Bigstein09

    Bigstein09 Member

    Location:
    Connecticut
    hey man i remember you from the yankees you had a cannon for an arm.
    Duff27, j47paco, JxExM and 1 other person like this.
  3. ledzeppelin4

    ledzeppelin4 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Glad to have you aboard.
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  4. hophead247

    hophead247 Member

    Location:
    California
    Welcome noob :)
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  5. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Ditto as far as being an member who doesn't actively post. I'm not sure why I didn't sooner!
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  6. Hamburgers

    Hamburgers Member

    Location:
    California
  7. RaulMondesi

    RaulMondesi Member

    Location:
    California
    p
    No Idea...
  8. doopiedoopiedoo

    doopiedoopiedoo Member

    Location:
    Netherlands
    Catholic boy maybe?
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  9. MasterCraft

    MasterCraft Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    Haha this guy's reviews are great, I am loving them. You should publish a book.
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  10. cavedave

    cavedave Member

    Location:
    New York
    Disregard if your post was sarcasm (you'd think I would be able to tell haha) but if the Port Wipeout review is an indication, I think a book of beer reviews in which no characteristics of the beer are given, the reviewer refers to himself liberally in the third person, and advice unrelated to beer is included, is not the best idea.
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  11. Lutter

    Lutter Member

    Location:
    Texas
    HAHAHA! I love this part in your review of Pliny the Elder:
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  12. Reagan1984

    Reagan1984 Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    I thank you for pointing me to Raul's reviews. Love them. As an unabashed Rickey Henderson fan, I am loving the use of third person (referring to himself) used throughout the reviews. Always cracks me up.
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  13. jcreegan

    jcreegan Member

    Location:
    Florida
    I just checked them out. I need to borrow some of his creativity.

    Cheers to his first beer trade.
  14. MasterCraft

    MasterCraft Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    No sarcasm here, friend. I find them hilarious.
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  15. Onenote81

    Onenote81 Member

    Location:
    North Carolina
    Wow. I am dumber now today because I read that review.
  16. Hanzo

    Hanzo Member

    Location:
    Virginia
    You know what I find funny is people said now that hads is counted in beer ratings people would throw of the balance by having all 1s or 5s, then I saw this guys reviews, and it just proves that the same can be done from the review side of the argument.
  17. mychalg9

    mychalg9 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Oh man these are straight gold nuggets. Por ejemplo: Upon first inspection it looked ok. Smell? Lacking to hints of nasty. Taste? Oh my... I'm more than certain the last time they cleaned the taps was when Bonds hat size was still a 14 and Jeff Kent broke his wrist 'washing his truck.'
  18. tectactoe

    tectactoe Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    dem reviews b poopy
  19. nickapalooza86

    nickapalooza86 Member

    Location:
    Wisconsin
    "If this beer deserves a 100, Then Twilight derserves a Oscar" While not very informational about the beer, if you are reading through reviews they sure are a refreshing change!
  20. j47paco

    j47paco Member

    Location:
    California
    True, but the entertainment value outweighs the poopiness :)
  21. robertrunner

    robertrunner Member

    Location:
    California
    Seriously after reading some of those reviews I must say... Mr. Raul, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  22. epk

    epk Member

    Location:
    New Jersey
    For whatever reason, I actually post less than when we were on the old site. I had well over 1000 posts before.
  23. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Member

    Location:
    California
    Because you are too busy taking a new avatar picture each day? :cool:
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  24. devlishdamsel

    devlishdamsel Member

    Location:
    Washington
    har har!
  25. hopsbreath

    hopsbreath Member

    Location:
    Oregon
    I for one am living the reviews. The third person has been in every single one I've read so far and really completes the whole package. Good usable notes given as well. For example, SNPA: "Darn thing smell like a sack of Jedi Cush straight out of Humboldt." Who doesn't love sticking their face in some Jedi Cush?

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