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Porch Destroyer BIF Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by EgadBananas, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    Dear God...
     
  2. TysonA

    TysonA Savant (320) Washington Dec 12, 2010

    I am out...

    Good news = porch is still safe

    Bad news = porch is still safe
     
  3. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Ohio Nov 12, 2010

    First box isn't coming my way. That's OK. My porch ain't skeered.
     
  4. I just realized something... All 3 people that are still potentially my target live virtually in the same city. Coincidentally, my boxes will contain an absolutely ridiculous amount of beers from all three of their want lists. Regardless of who gets the boxes, I see an excuse for these three people to have a bottle share. ;)
     
  5. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Savant (355) Minnesota Dec 10, 2006

    Just in case you haven't thought of this....hopefully you aren't planning on buying any shirts, as you don't know who your target is or what size they are...glasses however are one size fits all.
     
  6. Andygirl

    Andygirl Savant (280) Michigan Jan 3, 2013

    Only swag that any size can use is being purchased atm. A couple items are limited & a couple places have periodic availability issues. ;)
     
  7. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    So I've done the math, and I think the state is Illinois! I think a bottle share is a great idea. I'd be up for one if the other IL participants are as well. We could do one after this first box, or wait until everyone gets their box.
     
  8. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    FT: 400 oz of beer ISO: porch repairs
     
  9. Damn, I'm out. I was almost super excited about the destruction my poor porch was going to see!
     
  10. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    I'd totally be down for a bottle share. Going through these last few hints I just sat here saying 'ermegawd' repeatedly. My girlfriend had to ask if I was ok.
     
  11. Compton25

    Compton25 Savant (335) Texas Jan 25, 2011

    I tried to get my location changed to "Tixis" but no luck...:(
     
  12. FedEx came uncommonly early today, giving me the final piece to these boxes, time to get all 3 boxes packed, and time to drop of at FedEx. Meaning, this sh*t is underway, boxes are in route, and they will be landing on Thursday! Looks like it's going to a business address... I hope you don't get fired for destruction of company property!
     
  13. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    i'm so excited and nervous at the same time i think i might piss myself
     
  14. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    I'm having it sent to a business....wyatt? Summer? You still in?
     
  15. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    Looks like my porch has dodged a bullet on this one...unless my apartment can be considered a beer drinking business.
     
  16. Wyatt is the only one of you three that is shipping to his residence. I couldn't make it THAT easy and eliminate two of you ;)
     
  17. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    The suspense may kill me.... :/
     
  18. smonice

    smonice Initiate (0) New Jersey Aug 10, 2012

    why did i not sign up for this one....im kicking myself in the arse right now
     
  19. TysonA

    TysonA Savant (320) Washington Dec 12, 2010

    Get this man some Surly depends... Stat!
     
  20. Do we have a list of all the members in this?
     
  21. I can facilitate that...gimme a bit.
     
  22. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    Yeah, I'm shipping to an office.
     
  23. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    Megduf, one of us is gonna have their hands really full next week. I see you're also in the secret bunny BIF.
     
  24. What a coinkidink, me too!

    I must say though, putting together my secret bunny box is going to feel like child's play after the boxes I just shipped out ;)
     
  25. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    Yeah, I went on a yeah I went stress shopping in Indiana yesterday since I'm freaking out about the possible back sprain trying to lift up those boxes tomorrow.
     
  26. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    Can't wait to see some beer/porch porn tomorrow!
     
  27. Yeah porch porn!
     
  28. Only one is 40lbs, the other is maybe 20, while the third houses the delicates ;)
     
  29. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    :eek:
     
  30. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Savant (355) Minnesota Dec 10, 2006

    Oh you know, just a mere 70lbs of beer...holy shit man!!!
     
  31. TysonA

    TysonA Savant (320) Washington Dec 12, 2010

    And the porch destruction begins!
     
  32. That is insane!...So...what did you say it was?

    Collectible rocks?

    Dive weights?

    A severed head of a prehistoric man requiring delicate yet expeditious shipping to ensure it's safe arrival to the museum, whereby it's origins can be definitively pursued?

    Dirt?
     
  33. Currently on a FedEx truck out for delivery in a city named after a famous ZZTop song.
     
  34. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    Something tells me we're both having it delivered somewhere in Chicago...
     
  35. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    they gotta lotta nice girls
     
  36. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (505) Texas Nov 27, 2011

    Have mercy!
     
  37. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Savant (355) Minnesota Dec 10, 2006

    Got my Surly depends on...can't wait to see this first haul!
     
  38. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Ohio Nov 12, 2010

    I've put a call in to FEMA for emergency disaster relief in the Chicago area this afternoon. The path of destruction is sure to be immeasurable.
     
  39. Legs, legs, lift with your legs.
     

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