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Porch Destroyer BIF Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by EgadBananas, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. Andygirl

    Andygirl Savant (280) Michigan Jan 3, 2013

    I hope the target drives to work.
     
  2. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (505) Texas Nov 27, 2011

    Good point. I sent a 30lb surprise box to a buddy in Chicago recently, only to realize after that he takes the train home from work. Apparently he had a hell of a time hauling that thing home. :)
     
  3. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    Well, if I'm the target, you'll have to find out tomorrow because I have to leave and no boxes of destruction yet...

    waiting is the hardest part
     
  4. I'm not ok with this. I have to *possibly* wait until tomorrow because you are leaving work?
     
  5. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Ohio Nov 12, 2010

    I think I'd work overtime if i had the possibility of 60lbs of beer landing for me
     
  6. I cycle to work most days... :( Luckily I am not shipping to work so I wouldn't have to figure out how to get that porch crusher home with me!
     
  7. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    I
    I thought about staying and leaving the kids at school to fend for themselves but decided that would just be one more thing I'd have to apologize for during step 8.
     
  8. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    I believe I've just been destroyed. Details forthcoming.
     
  9. The eagles have landed! :D
     
  10. radio2525

    radio2525 Savant (255) Ohio Feb 14, 2012

    I want beer porn NOW!
     
  11. It WAS coming to you, but since you bowed out of work early, I put in a call to have them re routed to Meagan ;)
















    JK :)
     
  12. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    Let the games begin...
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  13. TysonA

    TysonA Savant (320) Washington Dec 12, 2010

    More like a beer strip tease...
     
  14. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    Boxes 1&2...
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    Darkness glass
    Heady Topper (x4)
    3F Oude Geuze
    Damnation
    Red Brick 17th Anni
    Prairie Artisan Standard
    Great Lakes BA Blackout
    NOLA Hopitoulas
    *and some Utz chips!!!*

    Still have the 40lber to open, that is if i dont stroke out from excitement before then.
     
  15. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    I'm halfway through the last box...Evan, there is seriously something fucking wonderfully wrong with you! Jesus christ!
     
  16. Where is the last box picturezzzz?!!! $&!?%#*!!?!
     
  17. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    [​IMG]
    Black Tuesday
    Rueuze
    Melange 3
    Florence
    Parish Grand Reserve
    Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbits
    Eclipse Elijah Craig 12
    Saison d'ecrevisses
    Darkness
    Parabola
    Kopi Speedway
    North Coast Silver Jubilee
     
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  18. I'm sure she's working as fast as she can!
     
  19. Andygirl

    Andygirl Savant (280) Michigan Jan 3, 2013

    Very nice!!!
     
  20. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Savant (355) Minnesota Dec 10, 2006

    Fantastic first haul!! Those Utz Crab Chips are the bomb!! Some pretty good beer in there too ;). Haha...nice work Evan.
     
  21. Andygirl

    Andygirl Savant (280) Michigan Jan 3, 2013

    Crab chips? Are they crab seasoning or really crab?
     
  22. Crab boil seasoning :)
     
  23. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    And all together now
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    I wish I had some kind of photography skills to do these boxes justice. I am seriously blown away! Evan thank you so much!

    I'm going to start researching targets tomorrow, because after that porch fucking I need a cigarette, a Heady Topper and a nap! :D
     
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  24. DonFrap

    DonFrap Savant (480) Massachusetts Feb 27, 2011

    Those crab chips are awesome! Team DMV sent us some in the gang bang. Nice box Evan!
     
  25. Glad everything arrived safely and I truly hope you enjoy everything! I chose you as my target solely of the grounds that I could get those Utz chips at my local grocer lol. I hope they survived without getting smooshed! I know there may be a couple things you've had, but I hope that for the most part, everything is new! CHEERS!!!
     
  26. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    That looks like an awesome box! We're still sharing it all, right?!?
     
  27. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    Haha let's just combine from our Destroyer and our Bunny Hauls, I can only imagine what that would look like!
     
  28. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    Great idea! Evan, you should just make the trip up 55 with your hauls and well have a giant bunny destroyer bottle share!
     
  29. Mother of God...

    Drink something already!

    Tip of the glass to you, Egadbananas! Strong work, indeed, Ol'Chap! Capital! Just CAPITAL!

    But dudebro-brodude, that's an awesome box! Some pretty high standards have been set...here we go folks!
     
  30. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Ohio Nov 12, 2010

    Destroyed it like I knew you would. Killer opening box Evan.
     
  31. uvm2003

    uvm2003 Savant (310) Pennsylvania Oct 1, 2006

    Wow - you crushed it and set the standard high. Well freaking done, Evan. This is gonna be epic.
     
  32. Compton25

    Compton25 Savant (335) Texas Jan 25, 2011

    Awesome boxes!! I got a contact high just looking at the pics! Great job Evan!
     
  33. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Savant (475) Illinois Feb 13, 2011

    Note to self: put regional foods in profile...

    Well done, Evan. You weren't joking when you said you were looking to set the bar high!
     
  34. kmello69

    kmello69 Advocate (505) Texas Nov 27, 2011

    Amazing! Bar has certainly been set, and I am now stressing even more about putting bottles aside. ;) This is going to be a hell of a lot of fun!
     
  35. Better question.... who's going to be the next target!?
     
  36. MegDuf32

    MegDuf32 Aficionado (135) Illinois Jan 12, 2011

    I'm working on it! Its not going to be as fast as Evan was, I have to wait on a couple bottles from some upcoming releases :D
     
  37. Summer78

    Summer78 Savant (295) Illinois Jan 18, 2013

    I like the sounds of that...I know of a few biggies coming out in the midwest soon. Someone should be getting a nice box from the midwest soon!
     
  38. MSEGUIN

    MSEGUIN Savant (375) Michigan Apr 6, 2011

    Very nice! Can't wait to bust up a porch with some delicious brews.
     
  39. Thank you everyone for the kind words! BIFs mean a lot to me and its always been a great source of generosity and living proof that sharing is caring! I've made wonderful friends and lifetime trading partners thanks to the wonderful world of BIFs. I tried to set the bar high, and its nice to see that I somewhat succeeded...because as much as I wanted this to be about the box(es) received, I wanted it to be about the boxes sent, and they go hand in hand! Thank you to everyone who's participating! Y'all are wonderful and I can't wait to see destroyed porch after destroyed porch! LONG LIVE ADVOCACY!
     
  40. That's a huge opening salvo. That is the very definition of setting precedence. If subsequent boxes equal that, much less build upon it...everyone's in for a great big heaping pile of world class beer, and snacks. :p
     

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