So about an hour ago I grabbed a bottle from my cellar (as is my Sunday custom). I decided on a 2008 Goose Island Sofie, which I've been hanging on to for quite a while. As I was about to head upstairs I noticed there was a load of laundry that was ready come up as well. In an effort to give my wife a hand (silly me) I grabbed it, along with the Sofie and headed back upstairs. As I walked into the kitchen, arms full, I attempted to place the bottle on my countertop. Epic fail. I managed to smash it off of the side of the granite counter, soaking my cabinets, previously clean laundry, and myself in vintage Sofie. I'd appreciate hearing of your mishandled bottle misfortunes as I drown my sorrows (and wash my clothes).