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The 3rd Annual Royal Rumble BIF

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by mcb4538, Dec 29, 2014.

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  1. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Oh, you didn’t know? Your ass better CALL SOMEBODY … so that they can tell you that it’s The 3rd Annual Royal Rumble BIF! That’s right, a chance for you, the rational and logical BA’er to leave the fate of your beer up to the ridiculous and absurd. I mean, there’s a good chance a man in a bunny suit will be in this thing! Plus, I’ll be there at the Wells Fargo Center, in Philadelphia, PA on January 26th, so I will boo when your wrestler wins. The disdain for your BIF victory forever cemented in history.

    Here's how it goes: I'm looking for 29 other people (technically 28, since @Damian74Shensky couldn't wait) to put up a minimum of 44 oz. When we have all thirty people, I'll place everyone into random order generator (http://fftoolbox.com/draft_order_generator.cfm). The number you get is the entry you get in the Rumble.

    Here's the prize breakdown:
    Winner of Rumble - 13 boxes
    Most Eliminations - 9 boxes
    Longest Survivor - 7 boxes
    Quickest to be Eliminated - 1 box

    To spread the boxes around, if your entrant is a gimmick or surprise entrant you’ll get a box from the main pool. So surprises entrants one & four will come from the winners pot, two & five from most eliminations, and three & six from longest survivor. For the most part, anyone not on the main roster is a surprise, unless they haven’t wrestled for a notable time (The Daniel Bryan Rule). This is includes adjace characters (The Cody Rhodes Rule). The NXT roster is a surprise unless they could appear on Raw and you wouldn’t care (The Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd Rule). Any person who announces on any WWE program that they are entering excludes them from being a surprise (The Bautista Rule). Also, please no spoilers. Not everyone reads the dirtsheets. Let’s try and make this enjoyable for everyone!

    If there's a tie, most likely with most eliminations, it will go to wrestler that did it first. Final count on eliminations and time are published by the WWE.

    Finally, if this gets expanded to 40 wrestlers we’ll take the next BA’ers and figure out how to assign wrestlers.

    Lower 48 States only. Have a good trader history or someone to vouch for you. Obviously no one on the bad trader list. Be prepared to ship your box by the next ‘PPV’ (Fast Lane, Feb. 22nd).

    I think that covers it. Just reply and BM me your email address to put in the order generator. Entries will be assigned after the last Raw before the Rumble. Cheers and good luck!
     
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  2. kingkevz

    kingkevz Initiate (0) Jul 27, 2013 New York

  3. bbothen

    bbothen Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2006 California

  4. craft_is_king

    craft_is_king Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2014 California

    Mark me in. First BIF.
     
  5. valrxman

    valrxman Pundit (771) Jun 30, 2010 Florida
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  6. SirPutzly

    SirPutzly Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I'm in. Fantastic write up. I'll be there as well. BTW the Rumble is on the 25th not the 26th (don't want you showing up a day late).
     
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  7. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Bahhh ... you are correct. I thought it was the 25th but trusted my Mac Calendar ... which was showing me January 2014. Anyhoo ... here's the list so far:

    1) Mcb4538 (me)
    2) Damian74Shensky
    3) kingkevz (need email)
    4) bbothen
    5) craft_is_king (need email)
    6) valrxman
    7) SirPutzly (need email)

    23 more delinquents to go!
     
  8. browniewithnuts

    browniewithnuts Pundit (854) Oct 12, 2011 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    In! It's my hometown this year but I'll be watching it on the network for, everybody say it with me....
     
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  9. browniewithnuts

    browniewithnuts Pundit (854) Oct 12, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    Also, love the use of adjace. Cheap Heat is awesome.
     
  10. LiquidCourage

    LiquidCourage Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2012 Rhode Island

  11. cal1207

    cal1207 Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2013 California

    Count me in!
     
  12. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Happy New Year's Eve! Be safe everyone. Here's who we have so far:

    1) Mcb4538 (me)
    2) Damian74Shensky
    3) kingkevz (need email)
    4) bbothen
    5) craft_is_king
    6) valrxman
    7) SirPutzly (need email)
    8) browniewithnuts
    9) LiquidCourage
    10) Cal1207 (need email)

    A third of the way there.
     
  13. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Small holiday update:

    1) Mcb4538
    2) Damian74Shensky
    3) kingkevz (need email)
    4) bbothen
    5) craft_is_king
    6) valrxman
    7) SirPutzly
    8) browniewithnuts
    9) LiquidCourage
    10) Cal1207

    Happy Year for everyone ... may 2015 be filled with face turns and cheap pops for you all!!!
     
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  14. brydeen

    brydeen Initiate (0) Dec 18, 2009 Minnesota
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    I'm always a sucker for this one, i'm in
     
  15. Indytruks138

    Indytruks138 Initiate (0) Jun 28, 2013 Texas

    Twas fun last year and I believe I won quickest elimination, so I'm in again!
     
  16. miggs3030

    miggs3030 Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2013 New Mexico

    Sounds fun I am in.
     
  17. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Almost half way there!

    1) Mcb4538
    2) Damian74Shensky
    3) kingkevz (need email)
    4) bbothen
    5) craft_is_king
    6) valrxman
    7) SirPutzly
    8) browniewithnuts
    9) LiquidCourage
    10) Cal1207
    11) Brydeen
    12) Indytruks138
    13) miggs3030
    14) DooshBagalow

    For anyone who's on the fence, I want everyone to know one thing: there will be a man in a bunny suit that enters the Royal Rumble, it will not be a surprise, and he will most likely get at least one elimination. What other BIF can guarantee that? ... other than maybe a Furry BIF ... which I don't think exists ... yet.
     
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  18. Bigklip74

    Bigklip74 Zealot (658) Jun 17, 2014 New York
    Trader

    YES! YES! YES!
     
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  19. NJB145

    NJB145 Initiate (0) May 18, 2013 Michigan
    Trader

    Count me in!
     
  20. mcb4538

    mcb4538 Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2007 New Jersey

    And we're past the half way point! 14 more to go:

    1) Mcb4538
    2) Damian74Shensky
    3) kingkevz (need email)
    4) bbothen
    5) craft_is_king
    6) valrxman
    7) SirPutzly
    8) browniewithnuts
    9) LiquidCourage
    10) Cal1207
    11) Brydeen
    12) Indytruks138
    13) miggs3030
    14) DooshBagalow
    15) Bigklip74
    16) NJB145 (need email)

    Come on people, don't be lemons, be a Rosebud! (Definition: Rosebud refers to a group of semi-interested dancers that follow a tripped out South African-pretending-to-be-British guy. The more you know!)
     
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