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What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. JEdmund

    JEdmund Savant (465) Kansas Oct 23, 2006

    Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
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  2. loki993

    loki993 Aficionado (230) Michigan Apr 16, 2009

    The Dew Drop Inn? Rumors? Scruples? sorry had to


    Shanes Boom Boom Room


    Seriously though I'm bad at picking names. Dream bar for me would be a dive bar, but one that had say 30 taps for craft, and a hell of selection of Bourbon, Tequlia and Scotch. It would also be a cigar bar too.

    If there was a place here in Michigan that had good craft on tap and I could smoke in Id be there every night.


    Shes probably just waiting for the moment you come at her with an axe through the bathroom door....lol


    First I'm betting it someone wouldn't get sued its been done already. Second yes it will attract a ton of nerds, how could you expect it not to. Maybe the nerds would scare some women away, but were talking drinking age nerds here and craft drinkers. Nerds do well in school and go to good colleges and get high level degrees in things like computer science and engineering. Well paying jobs, guys that make good money attract women, nerds or not.....
  3. assman79

    assman79 Savant (420) Wisconsin May 30, 2009

    The Double Deuce.
  4. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Champion (930) Arizona Jun 18, 2002

    I've always liked 'alehouse' in the name of places.
  5. not the kind of place I'm gonna hang out at!!
  6. Duffman929

    Duffman929 Savant (360) Illinois Nov 27, 2010

    Pretty sure a few cities stay afloat because of places like those.
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  7. Fat Chick Rodeo...just becaue i always joked about naming a band that, and at this point im more likely to own a bar than be in a band
  8. JAXSON

    JAXSON Savant (465) Pennsylvania Dec 15, 2005

    Rory's World
  9. Lets go down to the B.M. for a GOOD beer ..........B.M. is short for
    Baracho Muchacho
  10. JrGtr

    JrGtr Savant (365) Massachusetts Apr 13, 2006

    I'd call it the C'mon Inn.
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  11. Been to a little clubhouse barroom called the G Spot kinda liked that one too
  12. The Red Rocker or Sammy Hagar & Friends,

    you know the song...
  13. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Ohio Nov 12, 2010

    Not sure about that one. None of the guys would be able to locate the place ;)
  14. harperman69

    harperman69 Savant (355) Tennessee Feb 11, 2009

    I always wanted to name mine "The Half Gainer", so when people asked, I could tell them it's a dive.
  15. Damnit. You took mine Barney.
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  16. thereal

    thereal Aficionado (180) Illinois Apr 20, 2010

    Boozehounds
  17. MikeWard

    MikeWard Savant (390) Pennsylvania Sep 14, 2011

    If you want to complete the ending with an e theme, make it The Ye Olde Bare & Grille for the craft drinking nudist community
  18. loki993

    loki993 Aficionado (230) Michigan Apr 16, 2009

    The Winchester
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  19. Shag

    Shag Savant (250) Minnesota Jun 27, 2007

    The Cunning Linguist
  20. Casedogg43

    Casedogg43 Savant (480) Indiana Jan 4, 2012

    Tits & Taps
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  21. jmw

    jmw Savant (430) North Carolina Feb 4, 2009

    The Clachaig West
  22. leedorham

    leedorham Champion (835) Washington Apr 27, 2006

    Bible Study.
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  23. "Corporate Beer Sucks." Then wait for the chubby Miller guy to show up.
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  24. She's like buttah.
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  25. Ye Olde V1 Rocket
  26. Not sure, but I would have a huge sign on the door that reads "NO BMC's Beyond This Point."
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  27. tronto

    tronto Aficionado (225) Kentucky Dec 22, 2010

    Cured ; brewery, smokehouse, bar.
  28. Whiskey/craft beer bar just opened up in Boston called Hops N' Scotch, I like that a lot.

    If I ever opened a bar, the odds of a pun being involved in the name nears 1000% chance.

    Or...the Red Door.
  29. assman79

    assman79 Savant (420) Wisconsin May 30, 2009

    The Puckered Starfish.
  30. Hipsters be damned.
  31. I know what Im watching tonight now.
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  32. cubbyswans

    cubbyswans Savant (365) Missouri Jun 10, 2008

    Colonol Angus
  33. Now you're just exacerbating things.
  34. Azzy

    Azzy Savant (290) Texas Jul 16, 2012

    I guess the Boom Boom Room and Speakeasy are already established enough.

    How bout Titties and Beer ? Lol
  35. Tick Tock.

    There will be monthly contests to see who can tick the most beers in a set amount of time.
  36. See, this is brilliant because wives would call their men and ask what they're doing; truthfully, they would reply "Sorry honey, I'm being kept late at The Office." This would probably lead to a rise in private investigators and suspected infidelity, however.

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