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What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. beertunes

    beertunes Poobah (1,035) Washington Sep 24, 2007

    I'd get together with 2 friends. After a couple beers, I'd hand each of them a folded slip of paper and have them write one of what the heading was. On one slip of paper would be the word Color. The other would Animal. So whatever color/animal combo came out would be the name of the bar. Chartreuse Octopus, Green Llama, Purple Gecko, whatever. I'm very lazy.
     
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  2. "Free beer on Mondays"

    But I'd be closed on Mondays
     
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  3. I knew of a bar called the Office, in Columbus Miss when i lived there
     
  4. Kulminator West
     
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  5. Azzy

    Azzy Savant (300) Texas Jul 16, 2012

    Or, Free Beer Tomorrow.
     
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  6. Icarus

    Icarus Aficionado (215) Minnesota Oct 6, 2012

    The Bar - simple and to the point. :)
     
  7. chumsnards666

    chumsnards666 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012

  8. That's pretty sweet. I had a dream like that when I was 11, except it was all boobies. Not all that similar really, but nostalgia works in strange ways.
     
  9. davey101

    davey101 Initiate (0) Connecticut Apr 14, 2009

  10. I'd probably name it Valhalla or something similar.
     
  11. chumsnards666

    chumsnards666 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012

    The Butt Factory

    Vulva

    G.G.'s

    The Jackoff Machine

    McGovern's
     
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  12. lurchingbeast

    lurchingbeast Initiate (0) Illinois Feb 19, 2009

    The Swan and Paedo. And it's a deal breaker.
     
  13. Filthy McNasty's
    Regular John's
     
  14. Whalez
     
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  15. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Florida Jun 24, 2010

    Two Dachshunds, come in for a couple long pours when you're feeling low
     
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  16. I would name my bar 'Boots'.

    guess what the serving vessels are? GUESS
     
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  17. Siggy125

    Siggy125 Savant (470) California Nov 10, 2006

    The Imbibery
     
  18. GoGriz

    GoGriz Savant (255) Massachusetts Dec 2, 2008

    Shafts and Drafts. Come get sum.

    This one goes out to Bearonacid.
     

  19. There is something wrong with you - join the club and embrace it.
     
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  20. TGI Saturdays
    The Foot House
    Oh, Beer Me
    Untitled [like the Byrds' album]
    Da Beers
     
  21. bleakies

    bleakies Savant (365) Massachusetts Apr 11, 2011

    O'Flaherty's Authentic American-Style Biergarten and Keno Clubhouse
     
  22. Rosty

    Rosty Aficionado (190) New York Nov 29, 2006

    Two bars across the street from each other. one called ISO the other, FT.
     
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  23. WebGuyMike

    WebGuyMike Savant (395) Florida Dec 5, 2012

    I know my IT geek will show here but I'd like to name mine localhost.
     
  24. Tender's Morsels

    It would be a food centered bar with tapas style small plates. 100% craft beers with a focus on game meats, organs, sea beasts and Guezue. Food and beer pairing would be another focus. Local seasonal and fresh foods.
     
  25. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Savant (355) Virginia Jun 21, 2009

    You'd have to find a building with the address 127.0.0.1
     
  26. WebGuyMike

    WebGuyMike Savant (395) Florida Dec 5, 2012

    LOL!

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1!
     
  27. Irresponsible Sunday's
     
  28. cinghialetwo

    cinghialetwo Zealot (90) Oct 20, 2012

    taci e bevi translate shut up and drink
     
  29. In memory of The Beastie Boys I'm going for a topless craft bar called "She's Crafty!"
     
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  30. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Savant (355) Virginia Jun 21, 2009

    Sluggo's Pub

    A trashy college bar with kickass wings and BMC specials all week long. The bartenders won't know a thing beyond "well drinks", but that doesn't matter because they'll have pretty faces and huge ta-tas. The previous seasons Sam Adams, Guinness, and stale SNPA is about all the craft you "snobby types" will find at my place. ;)
     
  31. prob call it BMC
    we would only serve the finest light beers that have great taste and are less filling.

    It would be a place you'd want to grab some buds and spend the night at

    plus there would all ways be free giveaways for key chains can koozies paper coasters.
     
  32. TheMonkfish

    TheMonkfish Initiate (0) Chad Jan 8, 2012

    Winky Dinky Dog. Selling craft beer, hot dogs and ho cakes.
     
  33. FEUO

    FEUO Initiate (0) Ontario (Canada) Jul 24, 2012

    FIGJAM's
     
  34. Would you serve BCBS?
     
  35. The Horse Trough, named for 554th RED HORSE hooch that was Osan Air Base Korea.
     
  36. CityofBals

    CityofBals Initiate (0) Illinois Sep 12, 2012

    Alpha Acid Trip *also the name of the brewery within the brewpub*
     
  37. fredmugs

    fredmugs Champion (830) Indiana Aug 11, 2012

    Call it Tafler's and maybe people will assume he owns it and it's badass.
     
  38. Shmeal

    Shmeal Advocate (520) Oregon Nov 9, 2009

    MacLaren's
     
  39. kemoarps

    kemoarps Advocate (580) Washington Apr 30, 2008

    Set up in a marina and have it be a houseboat style beer bar.

    Call it 'Cruising for Brews'
     
  40. kemoarps

    kemoarps Advocate (580) Washington Apr 30, 2008

    Or have an asian themed roadhouse bar.

    Call it 'Taiwan-on' (tie-one on)
     
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