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What would you name your Bar?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Azzy, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. fredmugs

    fredmugs Champion (845) Indiana Aug 11, 2012

    Pliny McHeadytopper's
     
  2. Mr. Goodbeer's. We would have good beers. But we would also have regular beer and cocktails, because it IS a business after all.
     
  3. buschbeer

    buschbeer Advocate (570) Ohio Feb 7, 2009

    Dick's Halfway Inn
     
  4. TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery.

    After sued by Fox, change name to HopSpace: Neighborhood Beer Hall
     
  5. The Hipster Guillotine
     
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  6. Don't forget the weekly beer pong tournaments and drunken darts.
     
  7. Allshouse. Guy I work with has the last name Allshouse. I think it would be a good pub name.
     
  8. I'd call it The Sammich' Bar. It's spelled incorrectly, so it has to work.
     
  9. I answer your question with a question: why wouldn't I?
     
  10. You had said "no macros of any sort." BCBS is owned by the biggest beer company the world has ever known.
     
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  11. Although technically true, come on...as long as the quality keeps up to what GI has always done, I'd serve Night Stalker, Big John, and King Henry (if it is ever brewed again, to the same standard of quality) in addition to any and all variants of BCBS. I will give you that it is a gray area given my proclamation, but for me that is something I am willing to cede in this special case.
     
  12. Fair enough. I was just checking. Some people think that even if the quality of BCBS stays the same, there are reasons why you shouldn't buy it any longer. I happen to be one of those folks and I was curious if you were as well.
     
  13. To each their own. If I was of higher principles, I'd be right there with you, but BCBS goes through my principles like I go through beer.
     
  14. mellowmark

    mellowmark Savant (465) Minnesota Mar 31, 2010

    I would move to the East Coast and start a bar called the The Drunken Clam, then face copyright charges most likely.
     
  15. jaIsPoAn

    jaIsPoAn Savant (375) New York Aug 1, 2012

    HOPPY ENDINGS
     
  16. Somethings HOPpening. Only the best craft beers.

    COPYRIGHTED.
     
  17. The Office
    The Store or The Shop
    Jake's Place

    See a theme? You can tell your wife/significant other your're going somewhere other than "the bar" and it sounds like it's a legitimate spot.
     
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  18. Someone knows something about copyright law.
     
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  19. champ103

    champ103 Champion (870) Texas Sep 3, 2007

    Over There
    Mud Turtles (though not as unique now that Hay Merchant is using it)
    Pancho and Lefty (I am a big Townes Van Zandt fan, great name for a bar in Houston)
     
  20. Cooter's
     
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  21. mudbug

    mudbug Savant (490) Oregon Mar 27, 2009

    The Peaquod or Mudbug's
     
  22. kemoarps

    kemoarps Advocate (590) Washington Apr 30, 2008

    Before ordering beer would you have to get a shot first?
     
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  23. Let me guess; you signed up in the last six months...
     
  24. Nectar
    Top Shelf (for a rooftop bar)
    The Recovery Room (if it's across from the hospital)
     
  25. sfsean28

    sfsean28 Savant (390) New Jersey Dec 17, 2008

    My Dad's Place.
     
  26. i think that might be the name of Evil Twin's next Red Ale.
     
  27. Bad_Trader

    Bad_Trader Initiate (0) Namibia Nov 8, 2012

    From a pure marketing stand-point / name recognition / catchy name, I'd name my bar "None"

    I think people would get a kick out of saying "I'm going to bar-none"
     
  28. Lipsntoes

    Lipsntoes Savant (305) Ohio Jul 15, 2012

    The Boozer or Fecal Matters.
     
  29. semibaked

    semibaked Advocate (685) Kentucky Mar 27, 2007

    Queer for Beer
     
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  30. jlenik

    jlenik Savant (435) New Jersey Jan 22, 2009

    Beer Here!
     
  31. chumsnards666

    chumsnards666 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012

    How about just a Roadhouse themed bar?
     
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  32. Jason

    Jason Founder (1,340) Massachusetts Aug 23, 1996 Staff Member

    For a dive bar - Double Deuce

    Hotel bar - The Gold Room
     
  33. Brunite

    Brunite Savant (430) Illinois Sep 21, 2009

    Bladder Filler
     
  34. assman79

    assman79 Savant (465) Wisconsin May 30, 2009

    Balls Deep
     
  35. Gannon81

    Gannon81 Aficionado (185) Oregon Jan 5, 2012

    Meaty Ogre.
     
  36. The Smoothbore.

    My middle name is Cannon. If you're homophone-friendly, it doesn't hurt that I'm also occasionally boorish. But like Capt. Solo, I have my moments.
     
  37. Marti403

    Marti403 Savant (470) Michigan Jul 23, 2011

    Wet Your Beard

    Anyone named Dalton gets free coffee.
     
  38. Derranged

    Derranged Advocate (525) New York Mar 7, 2010

    Instead of "Hooters" I wanted a place called "Cheeks" where all of the servers are hot waitresses with big round bubble asses. But I foresee just a problem or two with a place like that.
     
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